The next chapter of The Great Charlie Rescue. Sorry it took so long.
The Nostalgia Critic and the two unicorns walk through a forest, searching for Charlie.
"So... never really got your names." the Critic informs.
"Silly Critic, we do not have names." the blue unicorn replies.
"Our creator did not give us them." the pink unicorn adds.
"... Why the fuck not?" the Critic questions.
"Unknown." the blue unicorn answers.
"Unknown." the pink unicorn repeats.
"Unknnnnooooown." the blue unicorn repeats. The Critic sighs.
"Well... what gender are you guys?" the Critic questions.
"Unknown." the pink unicorn answers.
"Only the Creator knows." the blue unicorn adds.
"The all powerful Creator." the pink unicorn says.
"Praise the Creator." the blue unicorn states. The Critic is silent for a moment.
"Okay... I'm just gonna call you guys Blue and Pinkie." the Critic informs.
"I wish to be called Chocolate Thunder." Pinkie says.
"And I 'Sham-Sham: Destroyer of Worlds'." Blue adds. The Critic wears a serious look on his face.
"Blue and Pinkie it is." the Critic states. They wonder through the forest for a few minutes longer, when a thought comes to the Critic's mind. "Where are we going?" the Critic questions.
"We're searching for Charlie." Pinkie reminds.
"Do you guys have any idea where he..." the Critic tries to question.
"Silence, Critic!" Blue orders, "We are in the presences of Joey: the wise and mighty chipmunk!" The Critic looks down to see a little chipmunk on the ground in front of them. It was eating an acorn.
"Aaw, how cute." the Critic comments. The chipmunk looks up at them.
"Who dares bother Joey: the wise and mighty chipmunk?" a deep, demonic sounding voice comes from the chipmunk.
"JESUS FUCK!" the Critic yells in shock.
"Oh great Joey, we have come to ask you for help." Blue informs, "Charlie the unicorn has been kidnapped!"
"I KNOW WHY YOU ARE HERE!" Joey states. The Critic looks in utter shock. "The unicorn know as Charlie has been taken by a great evil!"
"You mean..." the Critic gasps.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Joey yells, "An evil even greater than Tommy Wiseau! The evil ruler hides in the Castle of Bad Things! Along with your friend!"
"Of course, the Castle of Bad Things!" Pinkie says.
"How could we have been so foolish?" Blue adds.
"NOW BE GONE!" Joey orders. All of a sudden, Joey bursts into flames, then disappears.
"We must go!" Blue states.
"Joey has spoken!" Pinkie adds. The Critic just stands in silence for a few moments.
"Did we just talk to a demon?" the Critic questions.
"Come, Critic, we must find Charlie!" Pinkie says.
"We're coming Charlie!" Blue says.
"Am I the only freaking out about the talking chipmunk?" the Critic replies, "Because that was pretty fucked up! Good god, where the hell am I?"
"The world of Filmcow, Critic." Pinkie reminds.
"Yeah... I think I'm just gonna go..." the Critic informs, turing around.
"BE GOOOOOOONE!" Joey orders, appearing out of nowhere.
"AAAAAAAAHHHH!" the Critic screams in a high pitch tone, running after the unicorns.
After a few minutes of walking, the three finally reach the end of the forest.
"Thank god we're out of there." the Critic says, "I'm sure we're not gonna come across anything weirder than that chipmunk." All of a sudden, they find a llama with a red hat on its head in front of them.
"Hello there." the Llama greets.
"Uh... hi." the Critic replies.
"My name is Paul." the Llana informs
"Hello, Paul." Blue greets.
"Yes, hello, Paul." Pinkie repeats, "Can you help us?"
"We're looking for our friend." Blue adds.
"Oh... well, what's he look like?" Paul questions.
"He's a unicorn." the Critic answers.
"Oh god, please tell me he wasn't around here!" Paul says.
"Not that we know of." the Critic informs.
"Oh thank god!" Paul replies.
"What's wrong?" Pinkie questions.
"Well... my friend was around here." Paul explains, "And he has a problem."
"What kind of problem?" the Critic questions.
"He kills people." Paul says bluntly. They all remain silent for a few seconds.
"What?" the Critic replies.
"My friend likes to kill people." Paul repeats. All of a sudden, another llama with a green hat, also covered in blood, walks over to the four.
"Hi." the other Llama greets.
"Please don't do anything horrific, Carl." Paul begs.
"I have no idea what you're talking about." the other Llama replies, "I'm just saying hello to your new friends."
"What are you covered in, Carl?" Paul questions.
"Would you believe it's strawberry filling?" Carl replies.
"No I would not." Paul replies.
"Cherry Kool-Aid?" Carl questions.
"No." Paul answers.
"A gift from Mother Nature?" Carl questions.
"Caaaarl!" Paul whines.
"It's the blood of a talking chipmunk I found in the forest." Carl admits, "I bit off his head."
"...Caaaaaaaarl!" Paul whines, "Why would you do that?"
"You killed Joey?" Blue questions in shock.
"I feel better knowing that that thing is dead." the Critic states.
"You know you have a wonderful face." Carl informs.
"Oh... well, thank you." the Critic replies, smiling.
"I think I'll eat it." Carl says, "With a side of cheese." The Critic pulls out his gun and points it at Carl.
"Back the fuck off!" the Critic warns.
"Was the swearing really called for?" Carl questions.
"Carl, just leave them alone." Paul say.
"You know, this isn't the first time a gun has been pointed at my face." Carl informs, "You think you can pull the trigger in time?"
"Oh, I know can!" the Critic states.
"Critic, have you forgotten that we must save Charlie?" Blue questions.
"Caaaaarl, they just wanna find their friend!" Paul says.
"He pulled a gun on me." Carl informs, "I believe I have a right to defend myself."
"You were making death threats, Carl!" Paul replies.
"I've never eaten a face before." Pinkie says.
"I wonder if it's tasty." Blue adds.
"Oh, it is." Carl informs. The Critic starts to back away towards the forest. "I wouldn't go in there if I were you." Carl says.
"Why?" the Critic questions.
"I laced the entire forest with explosives." Carl answers, "They're set to go off in three seconds."
"Caaaaaaaaaarl!" Paul whines. All of a sudden, the forest bursts into flames.
"Now's our chance, RUN!" the Critic orders. The three run past Carl and Paul.
"...Well, that was very rude of them." Carl says.
"This is why we can't have friends!" Paul states.
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