Haha, fight has started... Don't think Phineas has just left himself unprepared for the possibility that people won't fight back somewhere... He's got defenses as well!


Episode 1: Part 6
(Phineas v. Doofenshmirtz)

Perry and the other animal agents from O.W.C.A. began moving forward and up, trying to figure out how to get to Phineas without being spotted. Eventually the animal agents agreed to just rush the position that Phineas was at with his machine. They reasoned that with more than fifty animal agents, Phineas couldn't deal with them all in the time that it took to get to Phineas, so then at least, one animal agent would be able to take him down.

So off they went. Two neat lines of animal agents charging across the backyard towards Phineas. Almost as soon as they began charging, Phineas noticed them coming across the river...

"What's going on?" Phineas muttered to himself? "Oh, are they wearing 1940 fedoras? Oh, so then... They all have angry expressions on their faces... So, that means that they are all angry at something... And if they are charging in my backyard, then that means that they are attacking me... How does that make any sense?"

Meanwhile, while Phineas was debating with himself, the animal agents got closer and closer to Phineas.

"Oh, so then, I'm guessing that they are all part of some secret organization that is trying to bring down evil people? Is what I'm doing evil? Not really... More selfish really, but I guess that is what happens when you try to control the population of three entire cities simultaneously..."

Phineas pushed a button and a gun appeared, which was self automated, and it began shooting nets, that one by one, each animal agent got caught in.

Perry knew immediately that it was a bad idea to continue charging across the backyard when Phineas' nets began hitting the front row of animal agents.

Soon, Perry and his owners best friends animal agent Pinky were the only ones left. Both of them growled simultaneously and jumped, knowing that they both would make it onto the platform to face Phineas. Also, both knew very well that Phineas was no evil scientist, and he probably wouldn't be willing to fight, nor have the capability to fight.

Immediately, Phineas' net gun swiveled to face the two of them, and fired. Perry immediately threw up his arms to protect himself from the impact, but found that no net had come. Moments later, a whimper from Pinky erupted, as he was hit with the net and sent flying back onto the ground of the backyard, unable to get up.

It's a sad day when these animal agents are trained for years to fight evil people, and yet, when they all come together to fight a single person, they all get trapped, AND they try, but all fail to get out of the nets.

Perry got up onto the platform, and jumped up and began a jumping kick straight at Phineas.

Phineas recognized him immediately. "Perry? Is that you?"

Perry faltered immediately in his attack, and twisted in midair, and re-landed on the platform, without hitting Phineas.

"It is you!" Phineas said immediately... "What are you doing? How are you able to do this?"

Perry knew immediately that he was regretting not trying to get hit by one of those nets in the early stages of the charge. A guilty look came across Perry's face.

"So, how long have you been able to do this stuff? And when were you gonna tell us? me? Your family? Huh?" Anger slowly overcame Phineas. "Well, I guess you didn't trust us enough to tell us!"

Perry was suddenly brought back into a flashback where on August 5th, he was having the same conversation with Phineas.

"Oh, now you are in a flashback!" Phineas said when he noticed the distortion. "You realize I STILL don't know the procedure for what happens when flashbacks happen... I can't even see what the flashback is!"


"Uh oh Carl!" Major Monogram said as soon as he checked into the security cameras of the backyard to monitor the fight... All of our agents seem to be down but one..."

"Which one sir?" Carl replied, while taking a look at the monitor.

"Agent P," Monogram replied sadly. "I don't know if Agent P has what it takes to defeat his owner..."


"You know what? Just, just leave... You couldn't tell us you are a secret agent? You couldn't bother to tell us your one secret, when Ferb and I told you our hearts out every night? Just... just leave..." Phineas said, pointing to the backyard gate... "And don't come back..."

Sadly, Phineas turned back towards the machine and began pressing more buttons.

Perry bit his bottom lip. He looked up at his owner, and down at his communicator watch where Major Monogram had come into contact with Perry.

"Agent P, you are under orders to take down Phineas... He is a threat to the city of Danville and the Tri-State area..."

At that point, it should have been clear to Perry, duty came first... But instead of attacking Phineas, he jumped back off the platform in defeat... He couldn't do it. He couldn't attack the boy he watched grow up year after year.

In disgrace, and in full view of every single animal agent in the backyard, Perry took his fedora hat, looked at it sadly, and looked back up at Phineas, who hadn't turned to see what Perry was doing.

Major Monogram and Carl had come up to watch what happened in Hologram form.

Perry flung aside the fedora hat, took of the wrist communicator and flung it aside also, and ran from the backyard.


"That's it then," Major Monogram commented. "Our first attack, and Phineas won it without a scratch..."

But Phineas wasn't done yet... He turned around and watched Perry run out the backyard gate. "AND GOOD RIDDANCE!"