Chapter 11

Cynana POV "Paint…" I whined clinging onto Kakuzu's arm. "Paint…" He still ignored me as he walked to his and Hidan's room. "Paint!" Still ignored. "Paint! Paint! Paint! I NEED PAINT!"

"Fine. Now quiet." He shushed me. How rude. I WILL NOT BE SILENCED!

"Kuzu…" I again whined.

He took a deep exasperated sigh. "What is it Cyna-"

"I WANT PAINT!" He started to shake his arm, trying to fling me off as I held on and flopped like a fish biting the fishermen. He sighed and began to drag me loosely behind him. Eventually we made it to his room and grabbing his cloak we quickly left. "Where are we going? You know I need-"

"Paint, yes I know you need paint." He hushed me with an annoyed voice. "We're going to go get paint so you'll leave me alone."

"I'll never leave you alone." He shivered as I seductively whispered it in his ear giggling after and running up ahead. "We going into town then? I wanna go outside! I wanna go outside!"

"Yes, just don't run away on me, or no paint." Kakuzu threatened.

Deidara POV Fuck Aishi can be stupidly stubborn for her being the wise one. I tried to warn her to talk, but she didn't listen. Of course she didn't listen. This girl was tortured for three days, all the while I was forced to listen to her cries, knowing that I couldn't do shit about it. I glance at her unconscious shell, torn and battered. It hurts me to even have to see her in this state, almost like someone tore a canvas down the middle of a masterpiece. Once this beauty awakens, I'm going to hug her and take care that she'll never be harmed again.

I suddenly hear a knock on the door, but the bastard didn't even bother to wait, but strolled in. It didn't surprise me that it was the failure as an artist himself.

"Hey kid, is the girl done screaming yet?" The fuck'tard. His poor ears can't take hearing the actual emotions of others can it? Then I remembered that he wasn't human.

"She's unconscious, yeah." I just wanted him to leave her alone, I didn't trust her with him. Although, I couldn't get rid of him.

"I see." Then the redhead sat right in front of the sleeping Aishi. Great, just what I needed. Now the only thing worse could be-

"PAINT!" God damn it! Another one to deal with. I slowly turn my head to this annoyance to see Cyn. At least it wasn't Hidan; I think I'd castrate him if I saw him now.

"What do you want Cyn, yeah?" I ask, her face blotched with hot red spots and she panting with buckets among buckets of paint dangling off muscular arms.

"Too surprise Aishi!" She beamed with giddy giggle. "You both say you're artists right? Help me paint the room all happy for her to wake up to!" It wasn't a bad idea coming from someone with such a low IQ.

"No." Sasori said, getting up and leaving. She must have rubbed him the wrong way. I think he's still angry she broke his puppet when we recruited the girls.

"Spoil sport." She huffed with a childish pout placed on her petite pink plump lips that were adorned in black snake bite piercings. "But you're in, right, person who is not Kisame?" Still going on about that? Jesus, let it go already.

"Fine, I help, yeah. But not for you." She agreed with that, but only after calling me a "Flying fuck'tard" under her breath.

The two of us agreed to do a black background, that way we could add bright splashes of color on top of it. We divided the girl's room in half, Cyn started working on her half and I on Aishi's. This was gonna be fun, plus we got to see Aishi face once she woke up.

After the black was done and set I started to work on clouds. Cyn simply ran around the room, flicking random paint anywhere and everywhere. It didn't take long for her to get a speck of paint in my precious blond locks. I tried to take a deep breathe in, and then out. It didn't work. I took a thick paintbrush, and dipped it the white. Running up to her face I whipped it, sending a good glob straight in her face, and hair of course.

Cynana POV Oh bitch, now it's on! I grabbed multiple paint brushes, dipped them in multiple colors and grinned with an aura of evil. "I… un…" He backed away slowly. "I didn't mean anything but it, un…" He tried but it's too late, the war has begun. I whipped them at him as he screamed with a playful laugh grabbing paint brushes of his own.

"PAINT!" I screamed as my rainbow battle cry probably made Pein regret his decision to keep me. Our laughing could have woken the dead but Aishi, who still slept in the middle of our war zone, didn't even flinch when pain flung onto her. Maybe we should have moved her?

The room eventually got painted but it was us who were completely covered in neon splotches. I giggled in fits of laughter, snorting now and again. I went to work on my side, painting the center piece. It was the same tear drop that adorned my armor. It's also the symbol of my mercenary company. Deidara painted Aishi's triple Venn diagram that her clothes had on them on her side of the room. It was pretty awesome when we finished. Now what to do with Aishi… She's covered in paint… Oops…

Deidara POV

I like this girl, she's a lot more fun to hang around than Sasori no Dana, though the emotionless puppet isn't hard to beat. Just as I started to relax, I turned to see what Cyn was staring at, it was Aishi. She was nearly covered with all the colors of the rainbow. Fuck. I sprint, grabbing a rag to clean up the fair maiden. I realized once I started cleaning the dried paint off her that this could take a while, I mean, I could just take a shower.

"I want a bubble bath!" Of course Cyn would.

"Alright, I'll just clean up Aishi, un." I was determined to clean every last speck of paint off of her.

"Now listen here boy, I know you want to do with my little robot and I will not let this pass!" Cyn moved into a beard stroking Gandalf pose. "You shall not pass!" She cried thumping her imaginary staff. "She'll take a bubble bath with me! It'll be like a squeaky clean date rape!" Wait what? I had nothing but the purest intentions. I just wanted cute little Aishi to wake up to a surprise, not the shock of being covered in paint! (yeah, right…..)

"Wait, you're into… that, yeah?" I mean…. I figured once we got more girls here we stood a chance, but…. What if Aishi…..

"I'm into everything!" She sounded so proud of that… Aishi's too innocent for something like that anyway. I can't let her be tainted!

"Well, you can kiss your date rape goodbye, un! I won't let you taint this innocent, white flower!"

"Mate, you sure you aren't gay? Innocent white flower? Really?" That bitch, well, I may also be into everything but she doesn't need to know that.

"I'm an artist! You can't find a more manly yet poetic man anywhere, yeah!"

"Says the Barbie doll. I'm honestly jealous of your hair! So flowing! So silky!"

"I knew that you were just jelly of my smexyness! You can't handle me, un! Although, I still cannot allow you to trample on the maiden's innocence, yeah." Cynana was on the floor snorting and laughing with tears in her eyes, she held her gut and snorted some more.

"I… can't… breath!" She wheezed through her fits of snorting laughter.

"What the hell is going on in here?! It sounds like someone is murdering a pig!" Konan smashed the door open to stare at us covered in paint, Cyn rolling on the floor and Aishi happily sleeping through it. Right…. You can hear everything that happens in this stupid hideout, especially Hidan at night.

"Konan, can you clean up Aishi for me, Cyn wants to rape her, un!" I wave my hands for extra emphasis. Wonderful! I've found a way to preserve her.

"Dammit! I still want my bubble bath though!" Cyn shouted. "I don't wanna bathe alone…" She whined under her breath with a pout.

"Well if you desperately need someone, you can ask your Kuzu…heheheh." Ha! This way she'll give up on raping my innocent Aishi.

"Ooo~! Yeah I'll go ask him!" She ran away with dust blown up in her wake. A few seconds later she was back just as quickly. "He said no…" She sounded honestly depressed!

"Well, if you two are done, I'm going to clean up poor Aishi." Konan picked up the sleeping doll and carried her off. I know I can trust Konan, at least more than I can trust Cyn.

"Well kitten, I'm going to take a shower. See you later un!" Wonderful, I finally found a nickname for her!

Cyn POV

"Kitten?! Why am I kitten?" I whine as he snickers running back to his room. I'm not cat like… humph! Time for a BUBBLE BATH!