Aishi POV
Perfect. Cyn was munching happily on the schnitzel. I had to make enough for all of the Akatsuki since they were drawn to the kitchen from the scent. Even leader came to see what was cooking. This might lead me to cooking more for the base, since they usually eat frozen meals and burnt eggs. At least I don't have to do the dishes. Cyn exclaimed that whoever wanted to eat her meal must clean. I almost feel like the Akatsuki housewife, since Konan apparently can't cook and Cyn isn't the best at it either.
"Marry me~!" Cyn cooed with a mouthful of food and water to wash it down with. This resulted in everyone to stare at her. I was used to Cyn by now, but the Akatsuki was not. For some reason Deidara glared maliciously at Cyn. Not sure why.
"I will consider that in the future." I wasn't lying I definitely will. I'm just not prepared to consider that yet.
"Yay~!" She beamed, some bits of food stuck to the side of her face. Cyn can be so cute.
The rest of the day was a blur. We were already tired from training. My wounds made me even sleepier; masking the pain took a fair amount of energy. I can't be seen as weak. So, Cyn and I crashed into the slightly uncomfortable beds.
Cynana POV
I was sleeping, quite happily I might add, until the door flung open. What the hell does no one knock in this damn place?! I mumbled, groaning and rolling as the light was flicked on. Being underground my inner clock was a bit messed up. "Wake up, lazy ass, un." My newest friend, Barbie, shook my shoulders pushing me out of my cocoon of blankets.
"Wah!" I cried covering my face from the light he flicked on. "Ten more minutes mommy, I promise I'll make it to school~!" I heard him sigh before going over to his school girl crush.
"Wake up sleeping beauty, yeah." He cooed gently. Creep, just say 'Please bang me Aishi!' we all know that's what you mean Blondie. Well… except Aishi. Cute little robot. It didn't take long for her to wake up, she rubbed her eyes and her white, red tipped hair stuck around her head like a messy halo. I can see why he wants to bang her. Her beautiful eyes flicked open, adjusting to the light.
"What's up, Dei?" I asked him swinging my legs over the edge of my bed patting down messy red hair. I rubbed crusty eye boogers from my face and drool that licked at my lips. He grinned flashing bright teeth. Now I'm suspicious.
He threw me a bag and placed a bag next to Aishi. "Leader's been a dick so he wants to show you he isn't all that bad. We're going to the lake. Hope you can swim Kitten, yeah." Oh shit. Nope. I'm a damn desert child. I don't do the swimming thing. Nope. I don't even like fighting water users. "And Aishi, yeah. If you can't swim, I'll teach you, you can hang onto me, yeah?" Bold! Nice one Barbie.
But my little robot didn't quite understand his attempt at flirting. "That won't be necessary, Deidei. Since I specialize in water techniques, I prefer water to land. Thank you though." I have to teach this girl how to blend into human society. I chuckled slightly at his facial expressions and looked through my bag.
"Awesome!" I cheered pulling out black little swim shorts and a black string bikini top with a flame design. I'm not a slut; I'm just a sexy beast. "Aishi, what did you get?" Her face paled more than the snow white completion she already has.
"D-Deidara…. Who picked this out?" Her voice hung thick with embarrassment. He began to rapidly wave his hand in front of his face.
"Konan! It wasn't me, un! Unless you like it, then it was me, yeah." Smooth… That was sarcasm if you didn't know.
"Well, it seems that Konan mixed up swimming a-attire with l-lingerie." Her face was steaming with embarrassment. It's so cute! My robot can feel emotions! This is a great day indeed! I jumped out of but stealing her bag from her and pulling out her outfit. Hot damn! It was a white string bikini top with a rose in the middle and a white thongly bottom. Konan, I need to thank you later.
I did a loud wolf whistle and tossed it back after showing Deidara what he'd brought us. His face twisted into heaven and nose bleeding. So he didn't know, eh? "I'll leave, you should change, un!" He promptly decided. "We're leaving in an hour!" Running out the door his hand cupped his face but blood still trailed after him.
"You heard him." I snickered, throwing off my clothes and slipping into my new ones. Aishi was less bold and changed in the bathroom. Suit yourself spoilsport. I pulled on some jeans and left to meet up with the guys. Kakuzu better be coming. I want to see him in swim shorts. Damn…
Kakuzu POV
I sighed sitting in the living room, a swimming bag slung over my shoulders. Cynana emerged from the hall that connected to her room. For a moment she took me off guard. She only wore jeans and the bikini top Konan and I picked out for her. She was stunning, golden skinned and muscular, petite yet strong and curvy. Her belly was toned into faded abs and pierced. Her short hair was still slightly messy, making it wavy over her left eye.
I gulped eyeing her. She took notice. Dammit. A smirk climbed onto her lips as she teasingly walked with her hips swaying towards me. Her tongue licked her lips making them shine slightly in the bad lighting. Reaching the couch she cat crawled towards me. "Cynana." I growl slightly, she only playfully purred in response. Damn this girl.
"Hello sexy baby, screw this old geezer, get that fucking beautiful body into my bed!" Hidan howled. Cynana's eye flicked, switching from they're teasing glow to a flash of anger. She snarled flipping off the couch and running after him. "Don't hurt me!" He squealed running away and leaving me to my thoughts.
Aishi POV
I can't… I mean… I can't swim in this! It doesn't hide anything! I sigh, but… Konan bought this for me. I have to. I slip off my pants and underwear. I groan as I put on the skimpy swimming underwear. Next, I throw off my shirt and bra to change into the top. I really hope this stays on. As soon as I'm done changing I put on some sweats and a baggy shirt. I will hide underneath fabric for as long as possible! Although, I must honor Konan's gift as well. I haven't received a gift in a long time. Hopefully the guys can stand the sight of me in my swimming attire…. To take my mind off of the swimsuit I start to brush my hair. I mean, I love the water! If only I could live in it. Under the sea; living with the sirens of the ocean. They'd sing and I'd follow and defend their people. Maybe I'd even find a sexy blond merman. That'd be heavenly. I heard Hidan yell in the distance, hopefully he's staying out of trouble.
I wonder if there's anything edible to eat. I'm pretty hungry.
I surrender the thought of staying in the bathroom for eternity and start to make my way towards the kitchen and food. While making my way I come across Sasori, he's oddly shy today. Not to mention his gaze wondered from my eyes multiple times. Interesting.
"Good morning Sasori-sempai." I greet him, careful to remain formal. There's no telling if he'd get mad if I spoke too casually towards him. He seems to detest when Deidara does so.
"Morning," His eyes waver once more. "Want to join me for breakfast?" I was going in that direction anyway, so I just nod as he leads the way towards hopefully edible food.
Cynana POV After beating Hidan I run into Kisame. "Ohh~ Fishsticks!" I beam running up to him. "Can you feed me? I like being fed." I curl my lips to a feline purring grin. I wrap my arms around his and look up at with juvenility fawning over my features. He sighed choosing to ignore the slightly insulting nickname. He was in blue swim shorts and without his shirt you could easily see his imposingly massive body. He wasn't nicknamed the tailless tailed beast without good cause.
"Hey, Kitten." He greeted, really? Is everyone calling me that now? "Come on, fallow me, Konan is cooking breakfast." She's wifely, how could this go wrong?
"Yay!" I jump slightly and again he chuckled at me. I wonder if he'd taste like sushi? I like sushi. Eventually and with the smell of burning tar, we made it to the kitchen; everyone was already present excluding my little robot and that basterd puppet. I don't know what Konan was doing but it was NOT making breakfast. I feel like she added molasses to the eggs. It was a mucky soup of uncooked eggs, egg shells and molasses. Little green things popped up from the swamp like goo. What the hell is that. Is she trying to make poison? At the very least I don't see bugs… Yet. "Konan…" I gently ask, carefully approaching her.
"Umhum?" She grinned, stirring it, whatever the hell it is. "I added molasses to make it sweeter." She seemed so happy about that. And she got me this cute bathing suit. Dammit I can't do it.
"Looks… great!" I lied through my teeth. Pein was in the room and look towards ME to stop this. Why the hell did he look at me?! Is he scared of hurting her feelings? Aww. Or is he just plain afraid of her? "Hunny…" I started and she looked at me with those bright orange eyes, shining with the look of I-did-a-thing! "I don't think…" Then Aishi walked in with her puppet master. Holy damn.
Under her large baggy shirt her breasts bounced with each step. I don't know how she doesn't have back issues… She looked adorable and sexy, a pedophile like description but the most accurate. Her hair was brushed but still had a patch of hair sticking up at the back of her head. Her baggy sweats hung over her feet in a cute way and her shoulder slid out from the large neck hole of her shirt, exposing white skin in a sexy lazy way. She sniffed the air with hunger and rushed towards the food. No! It's a trap! You'll die!
She sat down with Sasori following her and Konan giddily served her up a bowl of yuck. Dei only stared and her and her bodacious body and who she walked in with. He was pissed. Really they're fighting over my robot? Bitch they should know she's mine! "This looks sweet and edible!" WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER? SHE'LL DIE! NUUU! MY ROBOT! The whole room froze to watch her eat. She took a large mouthful and… didn't die? I still think I'll skip breakfast for today. No! I'll just eat Kisame!
"Kisa!" I called him with a cutesy shortened version of his name. Kakuzu gave him a harsh stare until I spoke again, earning a chuckle from my sexy tall dark and handsome man instead. "Can I eat you?"