Aishi POV

Alright, I can do this. I slip off my clothes to reveal my waterproof underwear. I toss my clothing behind me in order to make sure that I don't cover myself up once more. The cool humid breeze hits my exposed chest. The thong barely covers my lotus flower. This is so embarrassing.

I sigh, walking towards the water with my head down to avoid the disgusted stares from my friends.

Deidara POV

Finally. We got to the lake and Aishi slowly, agonizingly removes the baggy clothing that covers her jaw-dropping curves. I hide behind a ball to block my nose bleed from her sight. Her shirt slowly lifts from her curvy, succulent breasts. The rose suits her perfectly, although the size of her chest distracts one from anything else. I don't even know if I can talk to her like this.

Then, she removes her pants. I peek behind the plastic ball-probably creeper like- to see her slowly drag her sweats down her curvy and muscular thighs. How I'd love to have her sit on me. Then the white thong catches my attention, showing off the most private and sexy of places. Her legs glistened of sweat as she ran towards the water with the cutest smile; it could make a grown man cry tears of happiness. Her breasts bounced one after another after each stride she made. It left me to wonder if the little strings could keep the ginormous breasts caged. Although, her gaze was towards the ground for some reason… odd.

Cynana POV

Well… now that Dei's creepy as hell POV is finished lets go to a place less pedophile-y and rapey. Yeah I broke the fourth wall, have an issue with it take it up with the authors. Anyways now that we're here… TIME FOR A MOTHERFUCKING SAND CASTLE! Kakuzu followed me to a point once I found a spot to start building he put down a lawn chair and began to read. I wonder what he was reading, probably something about scams and money.

I threw off my pants and flung them at him with a wink he only groaned to. Old man, you know you want me. I used my glass to form a castle big enough for me to curl up in. It took… what a half hour maybe? Aishi was swimming her little robotic heart out, Dei was stalking her, Leader was gawking at Konan who was reading, Sasori was glaring at Dei and creeping Aishi just as hard, Kisame was surfing with his shark summonings, Itachi was trying to tan his vampire ass, Hidan was stalking me, and Zetzu was talking to seaweed.

I threw a fire ball at my beautiful mansion and turned it to glass. The fire startled Kakuzu into throwing his book up into the air and falling over into the sand. I guess he forgot I was here. "Cynana…" He sighed. Damn he uses my name a lot. Does that mean he wants to bang me too? Before he could say anything more, weather he was or not I couldn't tell, the white haired motherfucker pick me up and started running. "Hidan, don't touch her!" Kakuzu snarled running after us.

I kicked and screamed, cussed and squirmed but he only laughed all rapey like. "Keep hitting me bitch, I'm starting to get hard." Eww! No! I don't want that! Eww! But then the sky fell farther and farther away. The clouds mocked me in my decent and then water enveloped me, soaking my fur. Wait I don't have fur, soaking my hair. I AM NOT A CAT DAMN IT!

"FUCK!" I screamed before the water fully took me and I sunk like a rock. I clawed at Hidan, frightened and wet and held on for dear damn life. I whimpered slightly but I didn't care, I was scared. I can't swim, I've never been in this much water before ever. I can't even run on water. Hidan looked down on me with a look I've never seen. It wasn't harsh or sadistic. He didn't look like an asshole. His eyes softened looking at me with a straight line for lips and using both hands to hold me closer to him, kicking his feet to stay afloat. I shivered pushing closer into him. I hate this fucker.

"Hey…" His voice lost the brash tone it was accustom too. "I thought you could swim…" Was he apologizing? Wow. But then the sweetness that had come quickly vanished. I felt his boner on my leg… What the fuck man… Just what the fuck.

I squealed, crying for help, splashing like a fish with some sort of retardation. "Fishstic-" Water went in my mouth. "Kuzu-" and water and Hidan stopped me for crying any louder. I was honestly scared. Water sucks. Hidan got knocked out faster than I could see and Kakuzu took his place. He grabbed my thigh just below my butt and haled me up to his waist. Oh, damn I could get used to this position.

Aishi POV

The water felt so cool and calm, it was glorious. The waves almost made me feel more coverage around my body. My strides along the water were calm. Deidara seemed to enjoy his gazing, not sure at what, but it was pretty close to my gaze. It made me blush. As if he was looking at me. Sasori back-stoked along the water. He didn't sink at all, odd. I also smelled some iron; perhaps a fish had some lunch or something. Oh well, nothing was quite like the feeling of floating on the aqua. I switched to the breast stroke. It appeared that Cyn was horsing around in the water, silly Cyn. The only thing that bothered me was the wiggly feeling of my chest. Oh well. Deidara looked so sexy with his wet blond hair clinging to his broad shoulders. His turquoise shorts matched almost the exact shade of his beautiful eyes. The water defined his abs that much more. He had stitches along his nipples, almost like battle scars. It only made him more manly. Our eyes met, causing both of us to blush.

"Hi Aishi." Sasori jumped in front of my vision. His scarlet hair damp as he approached me. He had scarlet trunks to match. I could almost see the hint of a smile on his face. Tread water so I could converse with him.

"Are you enjoying yourself, Sasori-sempai?" His mouth twitched. Maybe he wasn't enjoying himself. I wanted to change that right away. "Wanna see the fish over here?" Maybe he'd like that. I grabbed his arm to pull him towards it.

Sasori POV

The kid still calls me sempai, sigh. As soon as my face changed from me trying to appear friendly, the kid panicked. Amusing. At least Deidara can't stare anymore. It was driving me insane for some reason. The innocent kid grabs my arm, unaware of her breasts pressing against my arm… My trunks were tight enough as they were.

I followed her to her fish. I'd follow her anywhere to see that cute face of hers. She was so happy to be swimming that it almost looked as if she was a flying fish, jumping out of the water in excitement. At least she didn't notice that I couldn't dive. Eternal art did have its positives, as well as negative aspects.

A glance behind me showed that Deidara was sulking on a rock. Good, I can't let her be subjected to creepers. Hidan was busy as well, good good.

"Sasori?" Aishi checked to see if I was still on earth. Her head tilted in her pondering. Yes! Finally, no sempai!

"What is it Aishi?" My face returned to the slight smile it wore earlier.

"Isn't this fish cute?" I felt slight warmth upon my cheeks. This kid, she'd be the end of me.

"Yeah, although I think you're cuter." Her reaction just gleamed. Although, she then continued to swim around the fish. Maybe all the time she's spent with the bondie has corrupted her reaction to flirting….

Kakuzu POV

This girl… she's driving me insane. Her fingers twisted in my hair and other hand held onto my chest. Her legs wrapped themselves around my waist and head tilted as she looked up at me with her swirling grey eyes. The most attractive part of her wasn't her chest that she so boldly showed us at our first meeting but the hips my hands rested on. Wide and plump her legs are strong and thick, beautiful and long. She was gorgeous. Droplets of water fell from strands of her red hair, falling onto her face and making her flinch slightly at their cold temperature.

Her lips, so strikingly adorned with black piercings, re found her smirk as she wiggled her hips tighter to me. She moved herself to my ear, whispering gently and licking at my lobe. "My hero." She purred. Dammit! She knew exactly what buttons to push.

I pulled away from her with a non-aggressive glare. "Cynana." I scolded. She licked her lips, wagging her tail against me.

"What?" She again purred her voice into a seductive whisper. Hidan's unconscious body floated towards us and she began to shoo it away by childishly slapping at the water. How she switches so fast is beyond me. Once it was gone her eye re-lit with playfulness. "Don't like it when I'm all wet and on you?" She twisted her words before her tongue lapped at my collarbone. I didn't know what to say. Her tail continued to wag, rubbing me right above my member. Her finger pulled at my hair slightly and hand clawed down my chest. "You know I want you." She cooed. It was getting difficult to keep rejecting her. Her hand pulled my head down, her eyes fluttering shut and she pushed her lips up towards me. Fuck it. I moved in.

"Kitten! Come play with me! I got yarn!" Deidara called stopping us right before our lips could finally connect. I heard her growl and felt it in her chest. She sighed giving me a wink before point towards him and yelling 'Onwards loyal steed!'