Aishi POV

The hot scarlet water runs off of my fair body. It's nice to clean all the sticky gooey blood off of me; I wore my waterproof underwear in the shower to clean it at the same time. But Deidara…. He was so sexy with his explosive art, it almost made me blush. The soapy suds flowed off of me, man; blood is hard to clean off.

I'm hungry…. Cyn is probably starving.

In deciding to no further delay the hungry black hole that Cyn's stomach was I hopped out of the shower. At least I got as much blood off me and the underwear that I could. Steam parts as I stroll out of the glass shower, tiles still damp from the humid atmosphere. I continue my promenade into the new room that Cyn and I share.

A squeak sounds as I open the ancient mahogany dresser to find my more comfortable attire. There's only a few clothes in the dresser, even though Cyn and I share it; leaving the furniture with a bare sensation. Overtop of my clothes I wrap the new Akatsuki cloak around my moist body. That feels better than sticky underwear.

I set out of the room to insure that Cyn isn't dying of hunger. I soon discover that that was an excellent course of action; as she was rolling around on the floor, moaning and calling for food. I decide to leave her for now; she'll enjoy the surprise of a freshly cooked meal in front of her more.

Once I arrive to the surprisingly abandoned kitchen, I check the fridge for anything that Cyn might enjoy. Perfect. I found three tenderloin steaks; I might as well cook them all. I find the indoor grill that pein showed me, as they enjoy barbeques, but not the risks of cooking outside all the time. The red flesh sizzles as it hits the hot steel grill.

I leave the steaks to cook as I prepare some fruit. I snatch some tangelos and strawberries and put them on three plates, one for each steak. I return to the meat, turning it over. Hopefully no one notices the scent wafting and steals the steaks. Once I flip them I pick three glasses, and then filling them with milk.

After I verify that the meat is cooked medium rare, I add them to the plates, then bring the food to the now nearly unconscious Cyn.

Cynana POV

I'm going to die! No, I can't make it all longer… Go on without me. I… Oh~ what's that smell? Aishi, AKA the most perfect woman EVER, walked in balancing plates of food on her fore arm. She was changed and in her oversized cloak. Me on the other hand was wearing my bikini top, jeans, armor skirt and knee high armor boots. I like to be prepared. She placed the food in front of me as I stopped moaning and rolling on the floor. It didn't take even a second before I grabbed the stake with my hand, held it to my face, and started to gnaw on it. She is perfect. Blood and juices dripped do I down my face but like hell I care.

"I wuv hous!" I mumble choking on the food momentarily. She giggles at me before taking the two other plates and leaved me to gnaw on my meat like a dog with a bone.

Deidara POV

I and Sasori-no-Danna were both working on our art, arguing now and again on which was better. A small knock tapped on our door and then the smell of non-toxic delicious food wafted in under the crack in the door. I got up, seeing as Sasori-no-Danna had not intention to. I opened it to my beautiful master piece. Her snow white skin and icy aura made her my perfect ice queen. She was covered up but in that cute little swimsuit she was stunning. My nose wants to bleed just at the thought.

She was carried two plated of food. Wait, did she cook for me?! My dreams of you, husbands and wife, are coming true all too soon! It's too much! I think I'm going to faint! Sasori, catch me! "H-h-h-h-h-h-hi… Aishi, un. Nice food you got there, yeah." That sounded so dumb! She's going to think I'm an idiot! Dammit, dammit, dammit!

"Very smooth you pathetic artist." Sasori sneered. He doesn't even eat. HE CAN'T HAVE THE FOOD MY LOVE MADE ME! "Girl, what is this?"

"Oh, hello Sasori-Sempai. I just figured Deidara may have gotten hungry after the battle." YES! SHE CARES ABOUT ME! I someone hold me, I really am going to faint!

"T-thank you, Aishi, un. D-d-d-d-do you want to g-g-go eat somewhere more p-privet?" I can't stop stuttering! All I can think about is the ice maiden's lips against my skin! How do we progress this?

"Alright." SHE SAID YES! She grabbed me and pulled me from the room, dragging me somewhere we could be alone. This is so romantic! My face flares red from her hand in mine. The feeling is nice, her skin is cold but so damn soft! She's perfect! Wait… I know the hall… I know this room… Why are we going in here? Why is she taking me to her room? This is going so fast!

"Oh~ Aishhe Hour Fack?" I think that meant 'Oh Aishi, you're back?'. Why the hell is Cyn on the floor eating stake like a caveman? Dammit, how is this alone?!

"I'd feel terrible eating in front of Sasori-Senpai. I hope you don't mind." She is just too beautiful and lovely to be mad at.

"No this is great!" I lie. "Let's dig in, this looks great!" I take a seat on Aishi's bed, the sheets still vaguely stained with her blood. Stabbing the stake with my fork I raise it to my mouth. I close my eyes to savour the flavor, but my mouth doesn't reach my food, only a cold fork void of any meat. "KITTEN!"

"Vwat?" She gnawed on MY steak that MY future wife made me! "Vi nwwd vi potein!" I need my protein? THAT'S NOT THE POINT. Aishi sigh and tapped her nose like a dog.

"Cyn you had your food." She scolded, making Kitten whimper.

"Dut vi nwwd moar!" But I need more. I'm good at translating her. AGAIN NOT THE POINT.

"If you need more then cook your own don't steal other people's food." Kitten looked ashamedly at her and after ripping off the chunk she slobbered on she put the food back on my fork. I'm not sure I want this… Eww, there is still kitten slobber. Weakly she lumbered out the room in search of anyone she can eat. Kisame beware.

Aishi POV

How many times will I have to lecture Cyn? I guess I have my work cut out for me. Deidei was still staring at his steak. But then closed his eyes and took a big bite. His eyes lit up in awe as he tasted the food that was stolen from him, even if it did have some slobber on it. As soon as he was done with that piece, he ate the rest of the meat at once. I guess it was okay.

"Aishi, promise me you'll cook for me again." His eyes pleaded straight into my core. Maybe next time it wouldn't be stolen.

"I'll gladly cook for you again, Deidara." I stare into his beautiful eyes, enchanted at their beauty. I leaned up to kiss him once more, although the door flew open. Deidara clomped on a strawberry in order to mask his surprise.

"Aishi, find Cyn. You two have a mission at dusk. The details are in a folder in my office." Ugh, I guess we have to prove ourselves to leader in a mission, not in a battle.