HEY ALL! LONG TIME NO SEE!

I just found out that it is possible to write stories via my phone... It was a mind blowing discovery, because now I can actually update my stories! WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME THIS? YOU WILL ALL PAY FOR THIS! By being forced to read my latest chapter (^.^)

Oh, and for all of you new people who are about to click away from this story because you think I'm insane, let me introduce myself. I am Myron Greenleaf, I am a writer, yes I am insane...but you get used to that very quickly..., and yes, I am getting a smile out of you right now for no other reason other than the fact that this is really a stupid Authors Note... Come to think of it, I don't have an authors note... GASP!

Well, I guess we should get onto what you actually clicked on this story link for...right after these commercials...

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Yes, I am so poor that I need commercials written into my authors notes just to be able to write (not really, but its nice to think that...)

Episode 2 Part 4

(Phineas v. Ferb)

All too quickly the bus pulled into Danville Elementary for what would be one of many times this school year. With a sigh, Phineas reluctantly picked up his practically empty backpack and trudged off of the bus. Come to think of it, Phineas wasn't even sure if people "trudged", but since it is a verb word, it must be real.

Phineas glanced at Ferb for reassurance before stepping into the elementary school.

"Well Phineas, look on the bright side," Ferb suggested, "Maybe now we can answer Baljeet's question now that we can experience both sides of the argument."

Immediately upon hearing this, both Isabella and Buford (who had only just learned of the situation minutes ago) turned to glare at Baljeet, beginning to understand the problem more in depth now.

"What do they mean," Isabella asked him. "What question?"

"Well," Baljeet looked very nervous. "Yesterday, as we left, I had forgotten my satchel...again... So I went back and found it. As I was leaving again, I turned around and asked them which job was better, inventing or building. I didn't think that the cosmos would switch them or anything if I asked..."

"Baljeet!" Isabella cried out, "You don't just go asking those two especially those two who is the better, because something astronomical will happen that may or may not be physically possible to reverse!" Baljeet nervously backed up against the wall, holding his hands up.

"I'm sorry," Baljeet tried to apologize. "I work with science, and nothing here leads me to believe that my question had anything to do with this...this...phenomenon.

Perry meanwhile, was already sliding down a glass tube into his lair, almost a hundred feet below.

"Ah, good morning Agent P!" Major Monogram began as soon as Perry had gotten into his seat. "Time is of the essence, so we'll make this quick. We believe that the celestial bodies of space, meaning Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto are being manipulated by Doofenshmirtz. This interference is causing the planets to accidentally switch people's personalities who are in a close proximity to each other. You need to get to the bottom of this stat! Before Doofenshmirtz gets to the mayor and switches them so that Doofenshmirtz is good and the mayor evil!"

Perry saluted his Major Monogram before rushing out of his secret lair to begin heading over to Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc.

Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated

Perry crashed through a solid cinder block wall and conducting a roll before landing on his feet, already in a fighting stance.

"Ah, Perry the Platypus, you're just in time," Doofenshmirtz gloated. "Just in time to be TRAPPED!"

...

Doofenshmirtz and Perry both looked around suspiciously for any sign that a trap had been sprung.

"Huh, I thought I had timed that perfectly so that you would be trapped when I was finished talking..." Doofenshmirtz explained. Another awkward silence fell before Doofenshmirtz got angry. "Alright, what's up? Where's that trap I placed for you?"

As soon as Doofenshmirtz had finished angrily inquiring about the trap, it fell on Doofenshmirtz, not Perry.

"Oh wow, this is just great..." Doofenshmirtz crossed his arms over his chest and sat down as Perry went over to have a look at the machine that seemed to be sending waves of energy up into space.

Before Perry could get a good look however, he was caught in a force-field trap as Doofenshmirtz walked up to him.

"Well done Perry the Platypus, well done indeed, for you fell into my trap," Doofenshmirtz gloated. With a startled expression, Perry looked over to where the cage had fallen on Doofenshmirtz to find the cage empty and a door swung wide open. Perry glanced back at Doofenshmirtz to find him holding up a key. "See Perry the Platypus, I'm starting to learn..." Doofenshmirtz pointed to his head with his finger.

Doofenshmirtz walked over to the balcony with Perry being forced to follow due to the force-field trap he was in following Doofenshmirtz.

"So now let me explain my nefarious scheme," Doofenshmirtz began. "Once, when I was but a little child, and I was forced by my father to be our garden gnome, I would constantly be looking at the stars, hoping to escape the cold, dark, and the wolves. So, a couple days ago, I found myself once again staring out at the sky and found myself wondering if I could control the power of the celestial bodies in the sky. So I did some research and found out that only once in the past was the power of the celestial bodies harnessed and used on Earth, so I plan to be the second person who did it, and guess what? I did! I can now take over the Tri-State Area, and possibly the whole world."

Perry's eyes got wide as Doofenshmirtz finished ranting about how he might actually take over the world.