Cynana POV

Pein showed his trust in us by giving us this mission. Not only was this mission undercover work in which we could easily defect, but it was long. By the time we got home, tired, bruised and giddy with the completion of our first mission as Akatsuki members, it had been seven months since that steak. Seven months working alongside those who now think we're dead.

The entire Konaha village held a funeral for the two of us. We spied on them, befriended them, and now we betrayed them. We watched them, learned about them, drank with them, protected them… But it was all to ensure the success of leaders plan to attack the entire village. I really liked Naruto. But the way leader said it, if we succeed in capturing all of the tailed beasts… I can see my brother again. Aishi could have a normal life. It may be selfish but I want that.

"WE'RE BACK~!" I sang as we strolled back into our underground home brushing snow off our cloaks. Walking into the living room the base was practically abandoned. Well until we heard Aishi's name being screamed from the other side of the base and a patch of blonde hair race towards us. Leaping five feet in the air he flew towards her. She took a step towards me and he flew into a wall.

Aishi giggles, cutely holding her hand in front of her reddened face. "What the hell got into Deidara?" My talking sushi asked walking in with Itachi. Didn't he hear me?

"WE ARE HOME!" I screamed as loudly as I could muster. It took Fish-Face and Mr. Vampire off guard but the others in the back heard me. I could hear the faint footsteps of them approaching. "Kitten!" He grinned walking up to us as Deidara pealed himself off the floor. "How did the mission go?" He asked patting me on the head. I am not a cat!

"All of Konaha thinks we're dead. So… I think it went well!" I smiled and nuzzled my head against his hand. I missed my sushi face. "We need to go debrief then let go hang out!" Pulling away from him the others make their way towards us. They greeted us with vulgar, monotone, bipolar, motherly, turrets, undertone affection, and authoritative acknowledgements. Aishi nudged me towards where we had emerged from. "Ah!" I shout making them jump as I bolt towards the cave entrance. "I left the door open!"

"It's going to be a lot with louder her home now. Aishi how was the mission?" Sasori greeted her as I returned, again brushing snow off me.

"Pretty decent for a mission." She answered in her weird beating-around-the-bush kinda way.

"So," I blurt leaning against the wall. "When is the party?"

"Cyn!" Aishi scolds. "We just got home."

"And that, my dear girl, is the point. You just turned seventeen, I turned twenty two, we finished our first mission and we just got back home. Four reasons to throw a party." Come on, we just attended out own funeral, we deserve a party. And I want alcohol. And cake. And cupcakes. And cookies. With frosting. I'm so sick of ramen; I will puke if I hear that word again.

"Well, we have instant ramen." Dei proposed. How is that a party? AND THE FUCK? I JUST ATE A LIFE TIME OF THAT CRAP! IT'S GOOD BUT IN FUCKING MODERATION MAN! I got woozy really fast.

"Don't mention that word unless you want vomit on your floors." Aishi is damn right. She knows what I went through. I don't know how she isn't traumatized too. But then again, she ate Konan's swamp soup.

"I don't even want to know. But both of you, in my office." The damn leader ordered. Whatever we can party afterwards right? Right?

Aishi POV

After all of the assassinations, massacres, and executions that I've seen and done throughout all of my missions, nothing has been as depressing as befriending a village and observing our funerals. Now, we have to recount all of the secrets and details to finalize our betrayal towards Konoha.

"Talk." Not this fucking word again! I fucking hate that shit of a word! Plus why the hell would he keep the murdered chair from our introduction, that's kinda messed up. As I kept my professional appearance during this aggravating start, Cyn did not.

"Right now I can't handle your shit Pein! First the fucking ramen! Fuck ramen! And fuck you and one worded orders you asshole! We infiltrated, told our fucked up sob stories, they pitted us, we ninja'd, we died, we left, now you fucking happy pincus-"

Leader already had a viper grip on Cyn's throat, pushing her against the wall. There was no mercy in leader's spiral eyes, just the blank aggression of a ruthless man. She really needs to learn how to vent in her head. Cyn snaked her thighs around leader's waist, mocking him. Unsurprisingly, he tightened his grip.

"Leader, we have scrolls in Cyn's bag on each notable ninja in the village, along with maps and escape routes." I decide to speak before I have to witness another funeral. Leader turns and drops the reckless girl on the floor to check out the newly acquired information. Ginger picks up the black leather satchel. It overflows with scrolls onto the floor. Leader picks up the few left inside, while I retrieve the rest.

"Yeah, I love it when you're rough with me. I love it against the wall." Cyn mocks once a coughing fit allows her to. I silently shake my head at the dangerously reckless, sexual 'lady'. Pincushion proceeds to ignore her as he speeds through his new Intel.

"Good. You're dismissed." Leader coldly brushes us off. Good, this atmosphere is toxic. Briskly, Cyn and I walk out of Leader lair.

"Let's have a party!" Cyn hoarsely runs off, desperately attempting to hold a celebration. I make my way to our now dusty room. Couldn't someone at least dust it for us?

I hop onto the cheap bed that was given to me. Even though the one I had at Konoha was comfier, I still missed this one. I glance around my room to find the blond sitting patiently in the corner. I feel the smile creep upon my cheeks as he jumps onto the mattress beside me.

We gaze into each other's eyes, admiring the faces that we've missed so. Then Deidei assaults me with a hug, making me fall onto the mattress. He's so adorable, and I embrace him as well. The two of us lie down sideways for a while, until I try to maneuver myself to give him a kiss. I've wanted to again for so long.

I discover that the best way to do is, is to wrap my legs around his torso. Deidara smirks as he turns onto his back. Slowly, I lower myself to his lips. His lips are soft and warm, it's amazing.

Cynana POV

"LETS HAVE A PARTY!" I shout again for the hundredth time, my voice breaking and raw it comes out much quieter then I'd like. Turning down the hall mine and Aishi's room was I throw open the door and flop onto my bed. Hey, it's my room. I don't have to knock. I turn to my side and see dirty things happening.

"Dei…" I hiss with a glare in gloomy eyes. Pushing myself, up his blue eyes widens, and body tenses. He's trying so desperately to stutter out that it's not what it seems as she sits just above his man-dangler, lips wet and pink on her cheeks. As she opens her mouth to speak I cut her off with a hard stare. "I'm not impressed." My voice lacked any levity and was harder then I make Kuzu. "You don't have condoms! Bad boy!" I toss a few from my pocket onto the bed with a wink. What? Just in case in the time we were away Kuzu realized he wants me and takes me the moment I walk in the door.

"What's a condom?" Aishi asked. I… what? How… I can't… WHAT?! She is so innocent. I don't even know what to do in this situation.

"A BREATH MINT!" I shout running out the door and slamming it behind me. Like hell I'm the one to explain this. If he wants to bang her he needs to teach her to do it safely. I hear him cuss at me from behind the door.