Aishi POV

Ok, so a condom is a breath mint. I shrug my shoulders and tare it open. Strange, it doesn't smell minty and it's pretty slippery.

"Fuck, un." Deidara groans, he's been pretty flushed ever since Cyn opened the door. Maybe he just wanted the breath mint.

"Here, you want this, right?" I stare longingly into his beautiful eyes. Then I begin to inch closer to his perfectly sculpted face, which is just getting redder. I place my hand on his cheek and I take my time to place a loving kiss on Deidara's lips. He opens his mouth. Apparently Deidara did want it the mint, then I just plop the condom into his mouth. Surprisingly, Deidara spat out the condom.

Cynana POV

Walking away I hear the most manly and feminine scream from our room. I burst into laughter, gripping my gut, tears leaking from my ugly grey eyes as I think about what could have happened. I wonder if she ate it? Laughing I push myself up against the wall.

"Do I even want to know?" THAT VOICE! I'VE MISSED IT! I quickly calm myself turning towards him before rushing at him, arms open. A smirk spreads over his face. "Missed me, baby?" His voice was calmer than normal, his arm relaxing, and opening up for me.

"I've missed this so much!" I cry slightly, leaping into him. My fist collides with his mouth, blood spurting out of the albino like jets at a water park. I've missed beating him so much.

"Cynana, what did he do this time?" Kuzu asked walking in on everything with cocked eyebrows.

"I've missed you, my tall dark and handsome future husband!" I run towards him; Hidan cussing at the both of us, as I leap into his awaiting arms he turned to the side and I face planted the wall.

"You'll realize you love me soon enough." Holding my bleeding nose I wink at him, making my way to the kitchen.

Deidara POV

What did I get myself into? The innocent maiden Aishi and the prowling Cynana is a dangerous combination indeed. However; if I ever plan to be together with Aishi, I'm going to have to do something about the maiden's childish innocence. I remember reading in one of mother's romantic novels that the key to uncovering the sexual nature of oneself is mystery…. Hmm. I know, I'll just be the mysterious hottie to catch the maiden's eye and lure her into my forbidden trap.

"Aishi; as your Senpai, I order you to meet me in the forest outside tonight, un." Mystery, hotness. Perfect. Aishi simply turned her cute head to the side, completely mesmerized by my smooth demeanor. I lean up to the maiden's ear "I'll see you in the dark, isolated forest; cutie, yeah." To finish my sex appeal I blow cold air on the flushed Aishi's ear and take my leave. Time to go plan out maiden's education.

Cynana POV

Heavily I slump into the kitchen chair, letting the weight of my body fully sink in. Shit. I'm fucking tired. From the tips of my fingers to my spine the weight left me without any incentive to move. But, eventually seeing as no one was in here, I was getting really bored. I parted my lips, a string of saliva connecting to each lip, and let a cold sigh escape.

Diving into the fridge I found something to wet my appetite. A few beers hid into the back. The chill of the glass kissed my fingertips. A beer would be nice. And I deserve a beer! One can't hurt, right? Grabbing it I know where this will lead. But right now I don't care. I pop the lid off without too much trouble and sink into the lounge chair. The black leather envelops me, hugs me, as the beer trickles down my sore throat.

Once one is down, my breath hints with the taste of the alcohol. After the second nothing but the smell gets worse. After the third I began to feel the effects. Ten in and the last beer in hand, everything goes black.

Arms reach around me, haling me up into a man's chest. Through the stench of liquor I can smell salt. I smell the ocean. Kisame. My eyes are too heavy to part, my body aches and I can feel the throbbing on my neck, the soreness of my nose, the pain in my head. It feels like it's about to split open. As he walks each gentle, carful step jostles me. Only slightly, but enough to feel as an explosion went off in my brain.

Tears fall though my closed eyes. Shit. I forgot when I get drunk I get emotional. Heh, now two people will have seen me like this. Lately I've fallen of the wagon. I didn't just fall off, I burned the wagon and scattered the ashes.

He laid me now in his bath tub and started running cold water. A pained groan burned out of my throat. Kisame sighed and stroked back my hair, soothing me as he repeated the motion. He washed some vomit off my chin and shirt before draining it.

He carried me out, took off my pants and shirt, leaving me in my underwear and gave me his boxers and a shirt to change into. When he saw me making to intention to even open my eyes he did it for me. Picking me up again he laid me in his bed. I heard Itachi sigh from my left. "She really needs to stop lying." What does he mean by that? Kisame lied back next to me, his arm around me rubbing back my hair.

"It's how's she's coped all her life. Something must have broken her normal in Konaha." Kisame added in. I wasn't pretending to be asleep so I'm not eavesdropping or anything. And what do they know? I'm not coping. I have nothing to cope from. I'm fine. I have a hangover; don't read that much into it.

"And now you're going to be there for her? You act tough Kisame, but I'm your partner. I know you. You're going to take care of her because you like her." Itachi that little shrink.

"I've always wanted a daughter." He took a breath that hung with his smile. "She needs someone and Aishi has enough on her plate."

Aishi POV

So Deidara-sempai told me to meet him in the forest. But where in the forest? As soon as I enter the forest I regret not asking Deidara-sempai that question. I make a few turns here and there and soon I'm thrown into the seemingly never ending abyss that is the coniferous maze. Great.

I wonder this godforsaken place for seemingly eternity, or at least until the warm rays cast from the hydrogen mass falls into slumber. It's starting to get cold-

"Hello Aishi!" Deidara springs from one of the evergreens, landing perfectly on his feet. Finally.

"So, Deidara, where are we going for our lesson?" I tilt my head in amusement only to be met with a smirk.

"Right here, un." He wraps his arms around me, then he pushed me against the tree, then enveloped my red lips around his own. I lost track of the world with him, taking this night for ourselves. Deidara began to suck on my lip, biting and for some reason I began to feel hot and flushed. What's happening to me?

Deidara sets me free, and then guides me to the floor. "Are you enjoying this feeling Aishi, yeah?"

"Definitely" is my only reply as I welcome the feeling that feels as if it has been absent from my life far too long.