For those that have a curiosity that may lead to ridiculous questions shall now be informed that I, L, shall be supreme ruler of this vast place known as the Universe.
Due to reasons unknown, I have a constant need for sugar and detest anything that may resemble healthy. Therefore, sugar and sweets shall be served at all meals and healthy products are outlawed. Those that wish to have an exception to this rule will have to send a formal request or realize the extraordinary benefits on living on sweets. From this drastic change in diet you may find yourself thinning, needing less sleep, thinking with a more idealistic intelligence, and becoming worthy of acknowledgment.
Peculiar as some may find my fascination with Light, I declare it perfectly expectable. To be honest with myself, what I have with Light may not be so much a fascination but a love. A strong, heart throbbing, gut wrenching Love. If I had the desirable pleasure of disposing my irrational phobia of marriage, then I would be on my knee in a second to ask for his hand in that which was mentioned. For those that have an I.Q. that does not allow them to detect that which was practically thrown in your face, I hereby make gay marriage legal by the definite agreement of my successors.
Now to get to the punishments. If any of the laws mentioned are frowned upon or broken in any form, the punishment shall be death given out by Beyond Birthday, Kira, or as we see fit. Those that are curious may want to know that none that are guilty shall get a trial. That said, all accused shall be thoroughly investigated till proven over 90% guilty or innocent. Of course, that is for more severe cases, such as breaking the laws. Some believe that L is a person that is completely and irrationally for justice. I would like to set the record straight by stating that it is not this world's ridiculous sense of justice that I am for, but my own more reasonable sense of justice. Wow I sound like Kira…. Oh well!