Sunday in the Park with Arthur
"Of course, no mention of the entire Weasley family is complete without an embarrassing family story, or two. Now I could tell you about the time we all tried to eat dinner out at a Muggle restaurant and Dad forgot the Muggle money and had to subtly Obliviate the waitress, but everyone knows that one already."
Several shots of the entire Weasley family out and about and having fun flash by on the screen. There are shots of picnics and fireworks displays, as well as family broom rides, and a whole series of the family at the beach. By the end of the beach photos, every Weasley had skin as red as their hair.
"Ahh, and as you can see in this shot, it doesn't pay to forget the skin protector spells. I will say, that day carries fond memories of burying Ron up to his neck in sand and then being cussed out by mom for covering his head up with a beach chair and forgetting him for an hour. When we remembered him, a crab had started to try to take up residence in his ear."
George pauses for the stifled and somewhat sympathetic laughter of the crowd before continuing on, "But, to tell you the truth, the day I really remember was the day dad decided that we should all try camping out as the Muggles do. He got some rope and some blankets so that he could make a tent as he'd seen countless times at Muggle campsites, and he herded everyone out for a hike, because that was also, apparently what Muggles did while camping."
Multiple shots of an extremely happy looking Arthur and his less enthusiastic clan swoop onto the screen as George tells the story.
"So we hiked and we hiked and sometimes we sang, but mostly we complained. We hiked until it was dark and Dad figured that we ought to stop and make camp and a fire and cook some food. So he tied some rope between two trees and slung the blanket over it so it looked something like the tents the Muggles used. Or it was close anyway."
A shot of Arthur wrestling the blanket up and over the rope makes the crowd chuckle some more.
"We hunted around in the dark for firewood and Dad spent some time trying to rub two sticks together to make fire before Mom finally got exasperated enough to use her wand. She also made some improvements to the tent while Dad wasn't looking."
A new picture shows the effects of Molly's spells, as the 'tent' now resembles more of a house made of sheets than anything else.
"So we ate and sat by the fire and eventually went to sleep. When we woke up the next morning, we realized that we could hear people, so we peeked out of the tent and found out that dad had managed to hike us to the outskirts of the nearest town, right into the large new park that had just been put in. We'd pretty much spent the night right in the middle of the fields where the Muggles would play their sports. That was an awkward morning, let me tell you."