Before I continue, I just have one thing to say. 'Phantom loops' is set in a different Yiggdrasil. If you don't like that, don't go reading it. If I don't like a story, I'm not about to go reading it. I don't think you should either, if you don't like one. That is why some authors go with a "don't like it, don't read it" policy that I fee everyone should follow.
So, without further ado, onward with chapter 2!
Phantom loops.
Sam's point of view (whole set)
2.1
Sam gaped, Danny laughed, and everyone else was freaking out.
"Ok, I may not have been looping very long, but What The HELL is that?" Sam burst out.
Danny snickered some more before saying, "That Sam is the biggest pile of ectoplasmic and technological junk I could collect turned into a grotesque statue of Vlad turning into Plasmius. Over and over again."
Sam merely nodded before looking at her boyfriend. "By the way, why are you laughing?"
He merely pointed. When Sam looked, she started laughing as well.
They were laughing because over where Danny was pointing, Vlad was being chased around in a pink tutu by Danny's parents and the GIW… Also in pink tutus of various designs. All of them were blaming Vlad for putting them in the embarrassing clothes.
So, it's kind of understandable that the two looping lovebirds were cackling like crazy people.
Well, that and the fact that both are a little more than insane after repeating life over and over again for eons.
2.2
Sam was again gaping. Only, this time she merely closed her mouth and face palmed before turning and walking away from her hysterical halfa boyfriend who was trying to breathe. He calmed down… for about ten seconds as he again started trying to literally laugh his ass off after looking at the… thing he had built went off again.
She did not want to know why there were several dozen cats walking around the room, and a slightly catatonic Vlad curled up in a ball under several of them. She really didn't.
Danny really liked to torture Vlad. Granted, he does get creative, but this is just insane.
It does get old after a while, you know.
2.3
Ok…even the cat was confused at this.
A note had just appeared on the desk in front of them in a flash of light reminiscent of removing something from subspace. It was from some weirdo named John. He called himself an admin. Whatever the slag that is. And frankly, Sam didn't really care. What she did in fact care about was that the note told them about how all their loops have been somewhat pleasant for the past few thousand plus because of him. That is kinda freaky. Really freaky in fact. The freakiest part, however, is that the note is to tell them that after a couple more, he can't do it anymore otherwise the loops will be absolutely horrible for a time. A long, long, long time. Like a few million loops long, long time.
Though the becoming co-anchors of the phantom loops is a really fun idea. And looking at her halfa boyfriend of the past few thousand loops (it's practically from the very beginning of her loops, she realizes) she could tell that he liked the idea.
Looking down at the paper and re-reading the section about the co-anchor part, they saw the little bit at the end that said "Do you wish to become co-anchors? Y/N (circle answer)"
They both circled yes.
2.4
The bonding process was really easy. All it took was a loop where the ghosts mate in such a way that their minds are linked. They can communicate, share energy, teleport to their significant other, ect… all it took was a bite on the shoulder and an exchange of ecto energy.
Did I mention that I became a halfa, like, 200 loops back? It was really almost too easy. But, we weren't about to look a gift horse in the mouth. Because this is awesome!
Since the bonding, there has not been one loop where Danny and I have not looped together in some way. Master and familiar, rider and dragon, Bruce and Hulk (that one was awesome!) and any other various and sundry ways to loop together. Even looping into some poor guy that has multiple personality disorder. That was a traumatic loop for all involved. Especially when we discovered that we weren't the only ones to be looping in this crazy multiverse when we realized that seven of the 8 other personalities (excluding the original) were other loopers! One was this weirdo named Naruto, he had the attention span of a gnat at times. Another was a boy named Harry, Danny had met him in a previous loop that Harry remembered and was happy to meet his friend again. Yet another was a male/female named Ranma, he had the misfortune of switching genders when he comes into contact with hot or cold water. Another one was a girl by the name of Lina Inverse. I don't really know what to think about her. She likes food, money and, in my opinion, things that go 'boom.' Mostly because Danny and I, along with the others, had to stop her from using a uber-destructive spell called 'dragon slave.' I don't even want to know what that would do. Shinji (another looper) we're… working on his confidence in himself. Ichigo… needs to get laid. That is all I'm saying. When we were in a mindscape of Danny's creation, he just wore a permanent scowl that no matter how we tried, we could not remove. Sure, we got him to smirk, but that's it. Usagi Tsukino (sailor moon) is someone I want to meet again. Sure she might be a bit of a crybaby and not very studious, but she is kind and willing to just talk about various things in the loops.
Personally, I think Danny and I can get along with the 'Original seven' as they seem to be called, even though it seems that Danny is older than all of them. That one loop into star wars greatly helped that. The force is in fact helpful when sensing the ages of souls. And I can tell that Danny is older than all of them, by far.
Well, that's that. I also can't seem to write more than 2000 words a chapter for some reason… Eh. What can I do. *shrugs*
2.1
Sam witnessing for the first time both Danny's creativity and randomness from millennia in the loops.
2.2
The "thing" mentioned here is a giant animatronic cat that is bright orange and randomly spews out pre recorded ramblings of jack, occasionally broken by a random spewing of "ghost" "fudge" or "Vladdie! You have got to hear this!" That is what I meant by 'going off' it causes Vlad (who was pre soaked in boiled catnip soup) to twitch or jerk violently. This is what causes Danny to laugh.
2.3
The admin for the Phantom loops is not only the greatest computer/technology genius in yiggdrasil, but also one of the more hands on and helpful administrator. He likes Danny and finds his pranks funny. He also likes Sam and wants to see them happy. (as much as he can, at least)
2.4
Danny and Sam after a few hundred thousand loops as co-anchors. Sam's thoughts of the original seven a few hundred loops after the first meeting that Shinji caused also included. And yes Sam does in fact think Ichigo needs to get laid, get trapped in an eternal party house chained to Pinky Pie for a few loops, find himself in his dream paradise so that he can take a chill pill, ect… and as the first looper, Danny is pretty much the oldest looper in the multiverse. He is about 2,564,762,845 loops old, give or take a few hundred.
Anyways, here is set two.
Please don't hate me for this, guys. I just want to get my own ideas out there. They are my own opinion and you guys can't change that. I just want others to enjoy my occasionally twisted and convoluted imagination.
This is pulsar 747 over and out.