Dragons and Cross-dressers – Chapter twenty five

"Whoa…"

"His hair is like totally red."

"Red hair comes from the South Korea region, da-ze~!"

"Shut it, Yong Soo! Red hair comes from some regions in the North Kingdom!"

"How do you know this Densen-san?"

"That's easy of course! The Denmark region is in the North kingdom, right beside my buddy's kingdom! Right Lukas?"

"…."

"That makes 14 dragons now! Right?"

"13. You're not a dragon, Peter."

"I am so! I am a dragon! Acknowledge me!"

"Acknowledgement comes from the South Korea region, da-ze~!"

"Be quiet! Iain is still sleeping!"

"Beauty sleep is like totally important. I wouldn't know what to do if I didn't enough of it. I would probably, like, throw a fit!"

"Iain?"

"Yeah, that's what Lena told me his name was."

"What a cute name~! Do you think he has a boyfriend, Roderich?"

"I do not know, Elizabeta, but I do not think it is any of our business..."

"You… are always so… stern… Maybe you should… consider Homer?..."

"I prefer musicians to philosophers."

"I, like, like ponies!"

"Ponies originate from the Sou~"

"SHUT UP!"

"SHHH! Why can't you guys be more like Gupta, bros!"

"…."

"Gupta-san is always so quiet…"

"You can't really say anything about that Kiku."

"Did Lena say anything else about him?"

"He's from the Scotland region."

"NO WAY! That's beside Norway and Denmark!"

"Do you have to yell all the time, Magnus?"

"Of course, Lukas!"

"Guys! You are really going to wake him up! And Heracles is asleep again…"

"I haff been awake fer a while actually…."

The group turned to the red head surprised.

He was sitting up now and looking at each person in the group. There was a wide range of people from different regions and kingdoms, all wearing the same baggy brown clothes. In total there were 11 people.

"He's awake!"

"Gomen for waking you Iain-san."

He didn't see the familiar chocolate hair or blue eyes of Lena when his eyes did a quick sweep of the crowd. She was the only one he had actually properly met in this strange, new plac~… prison.

He stood up quickly, uncomfortable on the ground while surrounded by so many people. A boy with a thick lizard tail, a snake like tongue and sea green eyes came up to him.

"You must be the new guy. In case you can't tell, I'm the head dragon." The Scots dragon raised both eyebrows sceptically.

"Peter! Don't lie to him, bro!"

"You are not even, like, a dragon. You are totally a salamander."

A Polish blonde and a Cuban man argued with the child.

"Guys! Stop arguing! Iain is new here and the only person he knows is Lena. You are all making bad impressions!" A dark skin Indian girl scolded the men.

"Bad impressions originate fr~" A bouncy dark haired man stated proudly but was soon interrupted by a blonde with the same accent as Lena. Lukas probably.

"Don't finish that sentence, Yong Soo…"

"Poor dear… He is probably terrified…"

A woman with long brown hair and green eyes cooed while standing very close to another brunette. The second brunette had a stern expression on his face and a mole.

"My name is Elizabeta and this is Roderich. I bet you are looking for Lena? She told us about you this morning."

Iain remained silent.

The blonde Polish boy spoke up awkwardly. It seemed he was shy talking to strangers.

"Yeah…. Like, right before she fell asleep again. I'm Feliks FYI…."

"Hai. She did indeed inform us of a new arrival. My name is Kiku. It is an honour to meet you." A short man spoke softly before giving a small, polite bow. "Unfortunately Lena-san fell asleep and transformed in the night."

A tall man with messy blonde hair sniggered. "Yeah. She changed back in her sleep and now she doesn't have any clothes to wear when she becomes a human again."

A stone bounced off his head. The group turned. A shiny brown dragon stood angrily close by. It glared annoyed at the Danish man with blue slit eyes. It was obviously Lena by her looks.

Luka smiled slightly. "You deserved that Magnus. Lena may be nice and cheerful but she doesn't like being mocked." The blonde grumbled something while others in the group laughed.

Feliks suddenly spoke up. "Hey Lena! I totally have some spare clothes! Do you, like, want them?"

Lena nodded happily. The two disappeared for a few minutes. The blonde came back first, followed by the brunette.

"Hey Iain!" She bounced over to the group excitably. "I see you met everyone before I got to introduce you."

"Aye. I only ken some of them though."

"Oh right!"

She began pointing everyone out by name. Since she wasn't sure of whom he knew and didn't know she named them all.

"This is Lukas. I told you about him last night. Beside him is Magnus. The dark skinned man is Carlos Machado and the Indian girl is Amita. They are Roderich and Elizabeta. They used to be mates. The really quiet man is Gupta. The little boy is called Peter. He has a lizard tail and fork tongue because he's actually a salamander so he can't completely turn into a human…"

"I am a dragon!" He was ignored though.

"The Asians are Yong Soo and Kiku. That was Feliks who gave me these spare clothes. And the man is sleeping over there is Heracles. He sleeps like a human." She laughed at the thought.

"So now that's 13 dragons and a salaman~" Magnus summed up.

"DRAGON!"

"Actually soon it will only be 12 again." Kiku spoke up.

"What?"

"My master Yao is taking me away again today."

"You're leaving again, Kiku?"

"Hai."

"That Yao is always picking you up and dropping you off. He's treating you like a coat or something." The Indian complained.

"He will be here very shortly." Kiku informed the small group with a very quiet voice. "In the next 15 minutes." The group became silent.

It was broken by the other black haired Asian. "I'm going to miss groping Kiku's boobies…" The Japanese man turned a deep crimson.

"Im… Improper!"

"Plus Kiku doesn't have boobies." Lena pointed out.

"Aye." Iain agreed.

"…"

"Gupta's right! Why are we arguing about a man's breasts, bro?"

The conversation continued as such for a while.

(A/N – This is the countries' human names -

Austria – Roderich

Hungary – Elizabeta

Cuba – Carlos

India – Amita

Denmark – Magnus Densen

Norway – Lukas

Poland – Feliks

Greece – Heracles

Egypt – Gupta

South Korea – Yong Soo

Japan – Kiku

Sealand – Peter

I only mention Denmark's last name because that is what Japan calls him. In Japan, you say the last name first unless you are very close friends with them.

I got most of these names from my memory because I was too lazy to look them up… Just tell me if I got them wrong or something and remember some of them have lots of different human names because they do not have an assigned official one yet.

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