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Prussia version
"Poor over worked west. "
*Door shuts itself*
Know your stars …
Know your stars …
Know your stars …
"What, the Fuck?"
Gilbert Beilschmidt, wishes! He had 5 meters.
"..Wanna bet?… Who the hell are you anyways, open this door! *shakes handle*"
Gilbert Beilschmidt he prefers beer over porn.
"I do not! That is so un awesome! …I don't even need porn! Everyone wants my Awesome 5meters!"
Gilbert Beilschmidt, is not Awesome.
"… If there's one thing I am, I'm fucking AWESOME, so your sentence is WRONG."
Gilbert Beilschmidt is a grammar NAZI.
"Kesese, I should have let West kill you, unlock the door!"
Gilbert Beilschmidt, you will be stuck in here with me, forever.
"The hell I will *bangs on door* Somebody open the door! "
Gilbert Beilschmidt, would love to be in a relationship full of commitment!
"WHAT! That is the last thing on my awesome mind."
Now you know Gilbert Beilschmidt, the un-awesome porn loving commitment man!
Go get him girls!
*The foot steps of 10k fan girls echo.*
"NOoo!" *busts open door* "never!" *runs*
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(Well then on to torture the next character!…maybey I should makea these, the longer, no? )