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Switzerland version
Hungary busts in with a Austria.
Hungary: "Lili, Austria's here to do whatever he can to get Switzerland out of the closet! Use him to your every need!"
Austria: ….Switzerland's in the closet…since when…wait? "I'm sorry. I did not say I would-"
Lili: "Please Mr. Austria! My brother is stuck in the closet and I can't get him out, please help him."
*points to closet*
Hungary:…You…you meant an actual closet… *drops camcorder* darn it!
Lili: "Yes I meant an actual closet…what other closets are there?
Hungary: Well being in the closet means-"
Austria: "STOP!" God forbid Hungary taints this child! "I'll get Switzerland out of the closet."
*knocks on door.*
Hungary: *smiles to self*
Austria: "…Switzerland…? Are you in there?"
*In the closet*
Know your stars …
Know your stars …
Know your stars …
"I will shoot you." *cocks gun*
Vash Zwingli, once walked in on his sister in the bathtub, on purpose
"No, I didn't…"
-/- my eyes were closed, and she needed soap.
Vash Zwingli, secretly loves wearing girls pajamas.
"Show yourself so you can be killed!"
Vash Zwingli, has a secret stash of Austrian porn by his cash stash underneath his bed. I've seen it.
"You! Stay away from my money!" *aims gun at air* "show yourself!"
Vash Zwingli, is never on time for anything.
"…I won't be late to your funeral."
Vash Zwingli, still has feelings for Austria
"I've never had any feelings for Austria…"
Vash Zwingli, lies to himself
"Be a man and come out so I can kill you!"
*Turns around in circles aiming gun* -hits something- *shoots*
Vash Zwingli, has horrible aim he just shot and killed his sisters favorite expensive coat.
"argghhhh!" *reloads gun* -eye twitch-
"The Swiss knife is a lie! It was made…in Austria"
"….Your not making any sense.."
Now you know the Sister coat killer Vash Zwingli who is a frugal transvestite that loves Austria and Austrian porn and is in self denial about his lateness to parties that don't involve incest or sexual referances to Austria.
"..."
*outside close*
Austria: "I hear Switzerland talking to himself…and, gun shots?"
Lili: "Oh no! brother don't listen to him!"
Hungary: "Who else is in the closet?"
Lili: " Well-
*closet door opens Vash thrown out, lands on top of Austria in sexually suggestive position that Lili doesn't get.*
Hungary: -squeals- *goes to get camera beside closet, sucked in of course*
Austria: -Faceplam-
Lili: -shocked-
Switzerland: "Get your foot out of my-"
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(Scared of closets yet? The suggestive pose…was very suggestive…just sayin')