9 a/n Lol I make slighly innocent child hood memories, just come flooding back when you read these!)
Hungarian version
*In the closet*
Know your stars …
Know your stars …
Know your stars …
"Porn stars, sky stars or regular manga stars...?"
Elizaveta Héderváry, has a collection of black mailing pictures in her closet.
"I got the sexual dirt on everybody!"
Elizaveta Héderváry, wishes she was a man so she can enjoy gay sex with Austria.
"…Who told you that? Was it Belgium…I swear her brownies are from Netherlands, they made me say it!"
Elizaveta Héderváry, Once made out with Prussia for $2.24
"…Actually, I beat him up for $2.24."
Elizaveta Héderváry, Stalks Sweden and Finland for explicit content.
"Do you know how much that stuff goes for on E-bay? ."
Elizaveta Héderváry, made Italy gay.
"That was not my fault…no wait….it probably was."
Elizaveta Héderváry, Secretly wants Romania.
"I would like to leave, you're just rambling now."
Elizaveta Héderváry, looks like I just found someone's weak point.
"As if, that dog is nothing to me."
Elizaveta Héderváry, wants to marry Romania.
"Whatever! I do not!"
Elizaveta Héderváry, wants to make sweet love to Romania.
-twitch- "Stop! The horror!"
Elizaveta Héderváry, wants to have romania jr.
"I'm gonna be sick…so..sic-" -gag-
Elizaveta Héderváry, not on the carpet please
"Please…let me out."
Elizaveta Héderváry, has a special stash of Romania nudies in her room.
"…My mind has been traumatized." -passes out-
Elizaveta Héderváry,…wake up…
Elizaveta Héderváry,…
Elizaveta Héderváry,…oh look, all smutty lemon filled Japanese doujinshi are on sale 75 % off
-shoots up- "Holy hell where!"
Elizaveta Héderváry, you pervert
"Whatever where's the Doujin?…"
Not here but, know you know the perverted Elizaveta Héderváry, that wants to be a man but Loves Romania and wishes to have his many children, hopefully boys so she can turn them gay and them sell picture of their inappropriate incestuous behavior.
"Is there Doujin in here or not?"
Elizaveta Héderváry, Get out.
"Oh it's out there thanks!" -runs through door-
"Doujin!"
Austria: "hungary?"
Hungary: "I mean…I'm Freee!"
Lili: "What's a Dou...jin?"
Vash: -glares- "Control your woman Austria." -Walks off with Lili-
Austria: -_-#..."And all I did was try to help…Let's go home."
Hungary: -Blank face- "What?"
Austria: "I said let's go home…?"
Hungary: "There's 75% off doujinshi out there and I have to find it, I'll see you later Roddy!" -dashes off-
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(Yes Roddy, she left you for porn filled with you and Prussia and probably even Germany.)