(This fanfic was sponsored by ….-Hungary- and brought to in part by "Yaoi, the better side of anime life"
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Iceland version
Iceland: Mr. puffin…where are you going?
*follows into closet…door shuts*
Know your stars …
Know your stars …
Know your stars …
"…Mr. Puffin?"
Iceland, wishes he had hats like the other Nordics.
"…Who are you…Nor's ghoul?…did he tell you to say that? I'm perfectly fine without a hat"
Iceland, pales in comparison to the other Nordics
"Den…is that you?…Den stop being an overbearing ass…"
Iceland, What's your human name…oh that right, you don't have one of those either.
"…It's dumb to have two names anyways…."
…Iceland, has a bird because he has no friends
"Birds are better than people, for a great example, you."
Iceland, you have fantasies about your brothers don't you.
"…Incest…with,..Nor…"
Iceland, I never said Incestuous fantasies
"…-/-…"
Iceland, seems someone's sexually sensitive about their nii-san.
"I hate that car"
Iceland, Good one, doesn't cover up the fact that you fap to your brother
"What is a fap?"
Iceland, you fap your tiny manhood to your brother don't you
"Are you sick in the head, who asks these things?"
Iceland you're the only Nordic, with out a dick
"…That was lame, like I haven't heard that one before"
Iceland, guess what, I've got your bird
"Hand over Mr. Puffin."
Iceland, I bet Puffin tastes like chicken
"Don't do it"
Iceland, you want him back…well you can't have it.
*maniacal laughter*
"I warned you….Mr. Puffin…It's dinner time."
Iceland, what do you think that will…ouch…that, that sonaofbird just bit me
"Feast away Mr. puffin, feast away."
*demonic squawking noises*
Demon bird DEMON BIRD! Get it OFF me!
"…wait… Mr. Puffin, stop don't eat dirty things"
*Mr. puffin appears out of the dark, joins Iceland.*
You little demon bird owning, incestuously sexual freak, that's why you have no hat OR friends Get out!
*door opens*
*Iceland walks out, turns aroiund*
"Oh yeah,… my manhood is huge by the way…"
*continues walking away Mr. puffin follows*
*door slams self shut*
Denmark: "No-dic Nordic Iceland, you seen Norway"
Iceland: "….He was in there." *points to closet*
Denmark: "Thanks No-dic, Norge baby, I'm coming to make sweet love to ya!" -clearly drunk- *runs into closet*
Iceland: -shudders- *walks away with Mr. Pruffin*
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(I'd bet money on Iceland's Manhood being huge….disturbing thought for the day brought to you by [CSR] )