(Okay I have already stated but will do it again look carefully: "I Will Get To All Characters " I wont skip anyone….except maybe Sealand because none recognizes sealand….we shall see. Anyways, thank you for reading. )
Drunken!Danmark version
*In the closet*
Know your stars …
Know your stars …
Know your stars …
"Baby, if you wanna see stars, I can make it happen." -unzips pants-
Mathis kohler, your hair defies gravity.
"Hey! My hair gets the sexy chicks!….and the uglies …at times" -sips from bottle- "But they need love to!"
Mathis kohler, you need to stop drinking.
"But baby, that's what makes a man, A MAN! Now take it off for Daddy Den, and shake it."
Mathis kohler, seriously man stop, your killing away what little brain cells you have left.
-unbuttons shirt- "You know you wants to do this!"-takes a swig from bottle- "Come toPapaaaa!"-slurs-
Mathis kohler, you're right, I do.
"I knew it, Come give Daddy Den a lap dance!"
*opens door*
Mathis kohler, you are a completely over bearing drunk that craves sex and has retarded gravity deifying hair…and your very shallow and stupid, also your relationship with Norway is a sick fantasy that will never happen
"I'm I gettin' any or not?"
...Get out.
"Nuh -uh! -slings drink, spills on floor- Daddy Den ain't got his in, come on Norge!"
Mathis kohler, oh look, Sexy Norwegians are stripping outside the door.
"That's what I'm TALKIN' about!" -shuffles to door, peeks out- "There's no one out here…"
Oh really…*shoved out*
Denmark: "Norge?…I'm lonely again…." -runs down hall past Finland and Sweden drunk crying-
Sweden: "Wh't th' 'ell 'as th't"
Finland: "…um…Denmark...I think?"
Norway: -appears from nowhere in particular-
"Well he's drunk again…he doesn't see me yet, so I'll hide in here, tell me when he leaves"
*step in closet*
*locks*
*handle shakes*
Norway: -_- "uh, oh…"
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(so this was short..b/c…*ramble*….thank you for reading!)
Learn something new: Translation: Norge is Norwegian for Norway!