The True Man
AN: Hello.
Reviews: Mysterious person? Yes I know who you are. You didn't finish the review. And yes, I wrote these stories.
Little Sweety Pea: Yes I have, but you have no clue what's coming up.
Disclaimer: SQUARE ENIX OWN KH! I NO-NO OWN KH! 'Nuff said.
Day 2
Roxas: (Awakens) What happened to mah face?
Axel: A bullet.
Roxas: (Stares at Xigbar before saying in a deep devilish voice) Never be alone.
Axel: (Chuckles)
Roxas: Whats so funneh?
Axel: Yo face.
Roxas: Ive been shot bro…shut up.
Axel: (Chuckles)
Roxas: Shut up bro!
Axel: It's not your face this time it's your hair!
Roxas: What's wrong with my hair?
Axel: Nothing it's just Manly men have great features! Ive got the on of a kind charm, and the beautiful sexy hair.
Roxas: Pssh! My hair defies gravity, what the hell does yours do?
Cloud: Uh, so does min-
Roxas: SHUT UP YOUR NOT PART OF THIS! (Thwacks him in the head with his keyblade)
Cloud: (Runs away crying)
Axel: It's red.
Roxas: So?
Axel: It's Red.
Roxas: SO?
Axel: It looks like fire.
Roxas: No it doesn't.
Axel: Yes it does bro. It's freaking hot like fire too!
Roxas: Uh, no it's not.
Axel; Yeah it is! Touch it! TOUCH IT!
Roxas: No I will not touch it!
Axel: TOUCH IT AND CARESS IT AND ABSORB ITS WARMTH!
Meanwhile
Larxene: (Walks by and overhears the yelling and quickly runs away from the room)
Marluxia: (Bursts through the door) I want in!
Roxas: (With Axel's full head of hair in his face) WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM?
Marluxia: (Walks outside) Im out.
Axel: (Calmed down) Okay. Fine. You don't have to touch it. (Suddenly his hair lights on fire.
Roxas: Bro your hair is on fire!
Axel: Yeah I get that a lot.
Roxas: (Pulls out a pocket mirror) No seriously dude look!
Axel: Oh My God! …You carry a mirror around with you? That's totally gay!
Roxas: Do you even care that your hair is on fire?
Axel: Is this your way of telling me that im hot?
Roxas; What? No?
Axel; Tell Me Im PRETTY?
Roxas: No!
Axel: That's it! Your fired!
Roxas: (Not even realizing that he was never hired) No your fired! (Que the awesome face)
Axel: …
Roxas: (Que the troll face) Problem Bro?)
Cupcake: Uh, Im a cupcake!
Vexen: Ooh! A cupcake! (Tries to eat it)
Cupcake: (pulls out a gun and shoots Vexen in the face) NO!
Axel: Bro, you are totally stupid.
Roxas: Am not! I never wanted to do this Axel, but you leave me no other choice! My SUPER SECRET PANEL! CHIMICHONGA! (Pulls out a second keyblade)
Axel: Uh, Roxas. That panel totally sucks.
Roxas: Shut up! (Teary eyed) It's awesome!
Axel: No it's not.
Roxas: I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! (Cries and thrusts a keyblade into Axel's chest.
Axel: …
Roxas: …(stops crying) woah bro… are you…ok?
Axel: Do I look like I'm ok? I'M BEING IMPALED BY A GIANT F*CKING KEY! AAAAHHHHH! AAAAHHHH! ( Faints)
The End
AN: Dunno.