Canada version
America: "Thanks for coming over dude! The closets over here...good idea you brought a broom, you can sweep it out!"
Canada: "…we're not Curling*…" -drops broom-
America: "….yeeeeaaah…So, could you check out my closet and get that thing out?" -pushes in-
"Thanks bro!"
Know your stars…
Know your stars…
Know your stars…
"Hockey stars?…"
Mathieu Williams, did you come here on a dogsled.
"What are you implying?"
A stereotype, don't all Canadians travel by dogsled
"Well…some do but-"
Mathieu Williams, lives in an igloo
"Stop stereotyping me!"
Mathieu Williams, likes to bathe in maple syrup
"…That…I….…no, I would not!"
Took a while, are you sure
"Well…I mean NO...I MEAN YES!…I'm confused."
Mathieu Williams, is secretly a maple tree lumberjack
"I would never cut down a maple tree."
I know, It's just a cover up you use since your America's side kick
"His what?"
Mathieu Williams, is secretly, Maple Man
"….I am not maple man."
Your right I'm sorry, it's Maple boy
"What? How's that any better….AMERICA OPEN THE DOOR!"
America: -Headphone on- -singing- "There goes my hero!…Watch him as he goes! Dunununununun There GOES THE HERO." WATCH AMERICA! Oh yeah ! uh huh! The hero, the hero, the hero's on FIYAH! -dances-
Mathieu Williams, only feeds kumajiro if he remembers his name
"I feed Kuma all the time"
Maybe I should call animal control and report an abusive Canadian
"I don't abuse Kuma!"
Mathieu Williams, where's Kumajiro now?
"I left him at home today."
Did you fill his food dish before you left?
"… It's an automatic feeder…he can eat whenever he wants"
Sure he can, or is that what you just tell people
"I do not abuse animals"
Oh! now it's animals in general, I knew it, you hurt more than just kumajiro
"ughhhh! I don't abuse anything! Stop lying!"
I feel abused when you yell at me like that, why do you hurt so many
-eye twitch - "Let me out."
Why so you can abuse more things
"Please open the door…"
Someone sounds a little mad….what, didn't kick a beaver today
"…"
Well I…Wait, where did you go….Maple boy?…where are you
"I'm standing right here!"
I can't see you maple boy, maybe I should shine your Maple leaf sky signal
-maple leaf appears-
"IM RIGHT HERE!" -waves wildy-
Oh well, at least now everyone knows Mathieu Williams travels by dogsled from his Igloos home. After he takes a hot bath in maple syrup, his secret to soft and bouncy hair, he takes pleasure in ignoring his pet bear as much as real people ignore him. After passing buy an empty food dish labeled "Kumajiro" he goes outside and plays a fun game of "Kick the beaver." If he's lucky and manages to land one on a mountain ranger, then there's the excitement for the day, oh those angry beavers. Sometime's he's nice enough to answer to his Maple call and backs up America the "Hero " -coughzero= and they wreak havoc on lesser nations
*door opens*
"Finally! "
MAPLE BOY….AWAY!
"…hoser…"
Canada: -picks up broom-
America: -Dancing- -singing- "I'm bringing sexy back! Yep!"
Canada: "America."
America: "The hero does not know how to act , yep! Takem' to the whitehouse!"
Canada: "America!"
America: Dirty Spain~, you see these shackles England I'm your slave, I'll let France whip me if I miss behave *gasp* Canada, The signal!" -maple leaf and burger symbol appear in the sky-
America: "Quick Mapleboy, to the burger mobile !"-puts on mask-
Canada: "I just wanted to curl today, is that too much to ask for…." -puts on mask-
America: Maple boy and Burger Man, Away!
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A/n (Back to Europe I go!…teehee, Maple boy, Away!)
Oh yeah, America was singing Hero- by foo fighters and Sexy back by J. Timberlake, his version anyways.
* Curling- Sport that involves sliding stones on ice