(Warning, this is my fail attempt at Japan…Enjoy!)
Japan version
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Publisher: Kiku! The deadline is in today, where are the mangas!
Japan: Publisher-san, don't worry they are in my closet, I will get them now.
In closet
-Door shuts-
Know your stars …
Know your stars …
Know your stars …
"…Orion has over two hundred stars I can name by heart, but why stars publisher-san?…publisher-san?"
Kiku Honda,…are you related to a Tohru Honda*?
"Who…wait, why is the door locked… "
Kiku Honda, is a masochist
"…I do not engage in such behavior, besides, I'm too old to have sex."
Kiku Honda, really, I bet you enjoyed getting beat by Switzerland's peace price.
"He did no such thing…I demand you tell me who you are."
Kiku Honda, I'm Yao, can't you tell be my seductive and sexy voice
"No, you are not China-san, he left my house this morning, I watched."
Kiku Honda, had a steam night with China last night
"….0_0...I did not, we didn't do that, we just went to sleep."
So you deny Switzerland but not China
"I'm not denying just Switzerland-san, I also deny China-san."
Kiku Honda, Greece and you woke up together, naked! And you had an explict-ish dream about it
"We are friends and nothing more"
You deny these men their pleasure, Kiku Honda, you're a sick man
"I am in perfect health, I haven't been out to America's in weeks."
Kiku Honda, I will keep you in here until you tell me what you did last night.
You locked the door…THE DEADLINE! Open this door immediately; I have no time to waste.
Kiku Honda, you pervert what are you hiding, hentai maybe
"…No."
Kiku Honda, watches Hentai movies with his friends at night
"My friends and I engage in other, more appropriate behavior, when together."
Kiku Honda, Sorry, I forgot, that was just about you at night
"No, I don-…please open this door this is an important deadline."
Kiku Honda, your tentacle porn manga can wait
"This is BLEACH!"
Kiku Honda, drinks bleach
"Absurd, this is manga!"
Kiku Honda, once ate a 3 big macs while at Americas
"-_-…Never would I cause myself such bodily harm."
Kiku Honda, buys Hungary's erotic pictures of Germany and Italy for his Doujin
"She gave those to me!"
Kiku Honda,…wow, aren't those your friends, making porn of your friends only makes you slightly awkward.
"Italy-san is always nude, he probably does not care, and Germany -san is the only one who can play off the "Master" role."
Kiku Honda, participates in voyeurism
"It is research!"
Kiku Honda, Yells at old ladies that do not cross the street fast enough
"What, I hardly leave my house!"
Kiku Honda, entices young girls to come to his house by claiming to be a bishie
"…only Korea- san came…"
Well know we know the Genius Japan, that likes rough sexual encounters with Switzerland, sleeping rape with Greece, and Role-play with China, he will deny it all so don't ask. After overeating in America he comforts himself by watching and writing Doujinshi, hentai, and probably yuri involving his friends, then drinks bleach for that clean, crisp feeling white clothes attain from it. He also denies he yelled and caused Tohru's mom to walk into the street, then he denies relations to, his 2nd cousin, Tohru Honda b/c she would have interfered with his "studies" -coughPeepingTomcougjh- thank God he did or he would have ruined a great manga.
"ugh…I have no time for the nonsense, please open the door or I will be forced to use one of these mangas as a weapons."
Bring it on, Small man.
"Fine prepare yourself."…-hiya-
*Door opens*
"My face! What's going on in here!"
"Oh, Producers-san, …are you okay."
"I'm okay…please tell me that the manga, crumpled between your fingers, is not the one we need for today."
"….Oh no Producer-san this is an American comic book."
"A what? Is it like manga.
"Never, there aren't any Bishie in comic books!"
"Oh my god! How do they read it?"
"I don't know producer- san, I honestly don't know."
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a/n
(I used to read American comics but Japanese Mangas (still a comic) are better and have Bishie and forbidden love…. that's not the only reason I read them….I read because they have a great plot…honestly, for the plot….shut up I know your laughing at me….IT"S FOR THE PLOT!...my research…:D on plot -_-) oh yeah, *Tohru Honda= fruits basket, is a manga and an anime a romantic one and so on and such.