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"America that bloody sod." England was very angry and upset his sleep was interrupted at 4am.
"Stupid America, git and what not…I know…a good game of cricket* will cheer me up, now where did I put that wicket"
-goes into closet-
Know your stars…
Know your stars…
Know your stars…
"…What the bloody…oh…Hook, Is that you?"
Arthur Kirkland, has imaginary friends
"What the …All of my friends are real! "
Arthur Kirkland, real like Pinocchio
"Who?"
Arthur Kirkland, attempts to kill people with his culinary skills
"What are you trying to say, my cooking is amazing"
Arthur Kirkland, define amazing
"Outstanding, which I am."
Arthur Kirkland, Loves American processed pizza
"Do I look as if I want to die?"
Arthur Kirkland, pretends to get drunk so he can sleep with America
"…I am completely drunk when that happens which isn't often..shut up and open the door!"
Arthur Kirkland, forces America wear a naked maid outfit when he comes over
"..He does that on his own…I swear! I don't force him, why would..do that?"
-picture of America in a maid outfit falls to the ground-
Arthur Kirkland, What is that then
"I don't know what it is because I'm not looking at it -flustered- I don't know where you think I'm looking, but it's not there!"
Arthur Kirkland, what's up with all those ecchi pictures of Spain in an apron?
"Those aren't mine…you sod Open this door!" – he's lying-
Arthur Kirkland, I suppose they could be Hungary's
"YES, Yes they are!"
Arthur Kirkland, makes sense since you're in it with platform heels and a maid dress on.
"….What?…I don't wear dresses!"
Arthur Kirkland, This picture says you cross-dress
"That picture is a bloody lie! I've never worn a dress in my life."
Arthur Kirkland, hates earl grey
"…The tea or that guy down the street?"
Both!
"Absutd!1! Earl grey tea is the nectar of life, It sooths and calms one's unrested soul, it is the gate way into a world of peace. There is nothing I love more than to wake up on a cool November morning and relax outside on my deck watching the sun rise while sipping on this gift from god. All hail Earl grey tea the most magnificent beverage, next to beer. Oh, and I hate that sod Earl grey down the street, he likes coffee. "
Uhg..beautiful monologue there Arthur Kirkland
"thank you, anything else?"
Arthur Kirkland, do you know a queen Elizabeth?
"Of course I know her you wanker! What about her"
She was murder yesterday
"..what? that can't be!"
Arthur Kirkland, don't worry the culprit is being pursued
"Oh thank heavens!"
Luckily she didn't eat the entire sconce the culprit sent to her. The remains are now being traced to the owner, oh look the results, … Arthur Kirkland, why did you kill our queen
"What?"
-Panda car sirens-
Well, I suppose now we all know Arthur Kirkland, the murderer who wishes he had real friends so he doesn't have to make them up. Arthur likes to spend his time getting laid by America and cross dressing with Spain. He has an obsession with tea, that's not healthy but hates Earl Grey, Ironic. His cooking is toxic and should come with a black box warning when sent as gifts. Arthur Kirkland, if I were you ,I'd be running now…but I don't have legs
-door opens-
HE's OVER HERE!
-Panda cars outside England's house-
England: "I didn't do it I swear."
Cop: "Don't resist!"
England: "Okay maybe I did send them to her, but they aren't poisonous!"
Cop: "Are you resisting?"
England: -crosses arms- "YES! Why would a NATION kill their ruler?"
Cop: "He's resisting, -pulls out stun gun - requsting permission to taze Sir?"
England:" …Wait I'M NOT RESISTING ANYMORE!"
Sir cop: Taze his ass.
England: "Dam-" –stunned and arrested-
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(Anyone catch how I said I was going Europe than I did Japan? Oops
(cricket: A game with flat balls, hard balls, and wickets
Panda cars : English police cars)