a/n: to reviewer : Yes I am familiar with ballet.
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China version
"Aiya! What are you guys doing?"
"A game China-san" Japan ran into the kitchen and disappeared like the ninja he is.
"Go hide and Korea will try to find us all, the reward for finding us all is to grope your ass ." Hong Kong blankly stated as he went into china's bed room.
"What! I did not agree to this aru!"
"Just go hide already!" Taiwan ran past China and hid in the living room.
"Okay…Stop running in my house aru!"
"Ten Five One, ready or not here I come Da ze! Prepare to be claimed! China's ass will be mune!"
"Ohhh…um….in here aru!"
*In closet*
Know your stars…
Know your stars…
Know your stars…
"Shhh aru! Be quiet, I don't want to be groped!"
Yao Wang, my wang, chicken wang
"What the…aru? This is my hiding place go somewhere else."
Yao Wang, secretly likes being stalked by Russia the Panda
"Panda! Where aru?"
Yoa Wang, is having sexual relations with Korea
"In Korea's basic logic deprived dreams"
Yao Wang, burns cute and fluffy things on a kotatsu
"Wha- aiya who are you?"
Yao Wang, I'm shinatty-chan
"Oh, Shinatty-chan! How are you today aru?"
Yao Wang, I'm fine, aannnnnd, I think we should see other people
"See them for what?"
Divorce papers
"For who"
For us, I want to end us
"Aiya! When in the Chinese new year did we get married?"
Year of the sex kitten, besides that doesn't matter anymore Yao Wang, I'm too good for you, leave and never come back
" -_- …This is my house aru…"
Yao Wang, Hello kitty and I are starting a family together here
"Aiya I am the only one allowed to release the dragon in this house!"
Yao Wang, you will be the maid of honor at our wedding, theme; pretty in pink
"…NO aru! Shinatty-chan what did I do wrong"
Yao Wang, you cosplay with Japan to much, we never have anytime together
"I do not, only on Crazy cosplay Thursdays and Mega Anime Monday"
Yao Wang, you criticize my cooking and it's hurtful
"Well, when you burn sushi, there's no help for you aru!"
You're never here for the kids
We have kids?
Yao Wang, How could you forget them, your terrible
"How the aru, did we have kids? We both have…I mean I know I'm feminine-ish but…"
No more excuses Yao Wang, the taxi is outside waiting for you
"Aiya! Shinnaty -chan I live here, I'm not going anywhere!"
Not any more, you're leaving
"Don't make me call animal control, cause I will call animal control aru!"
Yao Wang, you are leaving, your bags are outside on the steps
"But! This is"-
No butts, I already forged my own deed to this house, it's now mine
"Where will I go aru?"
Yao Wang, If you believe in yourself you can do anything
"What? I don't understand."
I thought a motivational quote would help
"It didn't aru"
Yao Wang, stop abusing me with your words
"I didn't say anything."
Don't make this hard on me Yao
"I'm sorry shinatty-chan!"
Just leave!
"okay"
I can't believe I wasted so much time on you. Well now everyone knows the real Maid of honor, Yao chicken Wang, the Guy that is cheating on Shinatty-chan with Korea because he actually hates the guy and loves Russia the stalking panda instead. He abuses Shinatty verbally and mental. He forgets the kids he had with Shinatty through Asian technology then begs for forgiveness. At least Shinatty- chan and China jr will live happily with everything they got from the court settlement. No, shinatty-chan is not a gold digger.
"I'm sorry?"
Get out!
-Door opens-
"China, I found you!" –gropes-
"Get off of me! I just lost everything because of you!"
"Lost the game da ze?"
-Everyone comes out of hiding-
"China-san where are you going?"
"What's the matter china?"
"I'm such a horrible spouse! Aru! I neglected my children! No more cosplay, no more cheating. I'll come back a better man. I swear Aru!"
-China get's in Taxi and drives off-
Hong Kong looks over at the other Asians. "…What the hell was he talking about?"
"…must be about Japan, he said cosplay, son and spouse" said Taiwan
"Taiwan-chan, I doubt he-"
"NO!, No da ze, he left before I could grope his ass! Come back here!" -runs after taxi-
Japan: "…Tea and doujin at my place?"
other Asians: "Sure, why not."
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(a/n published :4-9-11 I think dating will help me keep up with time gaps) Tea and doujin sounds like a JapanxEngland fic XD