Wow, two updates in one day! I guess this is my way of apologizing for the long wait beforehand. I tried to make this one more humorous than the last. Also, to prove people actually my AN's I will start a competition. Whoever first guesses who is really behind the attack on Olympus will get to decide on a fluffy scene between Alice and Bella.

Stephanie Meyer has complete control over Twilight and all it's characters. I just play with them a little.

I don't know what was more surprising. The fact Emmett had eavesdropped on our entire conversation and previous activity, or the fact Rosalie was beside him smirking at Alice's and my outraged faces.

"Oh come on guys, that accent was funny!" Emmett guffawed as my mate and I advanced on him. Rosalie held up her phone and the sound of Alice yelling no one will take her freedom echoed throughout the halls.

"New ringtone me thinks." She snickered and with one final smirk she ran off with a furious Alice hot on her heels. I slowly turned my attention on Emmett.

"Bella Baby, come on. Rosie and I needed to make sure you'd treat our youngest sibling right...Bella?" I lunged at him with a growl. He was too quick though and sped in the same direction Alice and Rosalie ran off in. For a tree trunk he was surprisingly nimble.

"Do you know how creepy it is to listen in on two people making out!" I screamed at him as we weaved through various creatures.

"I regret nothing Tinkerbell!" He yelled back at me. This only angered me more and allowed me to make a massive mistake. In my eagerness to get to the giant oaf I didn't notice the two massive brown wings in front of me.

Colliding with what felt like a wall, I tumbled down the hallway and ultimately skidded to a stop ten meters from whatever I hit.

"Alright kiddo? I heard you took a nasty hit to your head in the attack. Are you okay?" I groaned loudly into the marble floor. Of all the people to run into.

"Yeah dad...I'm fine." Looking up to see a glimpse of the muscle mass that was Emmett rounding the corner and running out of sight, I let my head fall back to the hard floor.

"Now what could cause you to run into me so haphazardly?" Charlie, aka the older version of Emmett, asked.

"Mffmph mmph."

"What was that Isabella?"

"You wouldn't want to know dad." I lifted my head to smirk at my father before getting up and dusting myself off.

"You're lucky your mother didn't hear you mumble that."

"Yeah yeah I know. I'm grounded as it is, don't want to add to my punishments." I sighed dramatically and gave him my best puppy dog eyes.

"No need for them eyes snapjack. Your mother and I have decided to lift your grounding after you decided to do the right thing." My eyes instantly lit up. If I wasn't grounded anymore I could spend more time with the Cullen's. Speaking of which, I was in the middle of chasing a certain over sized Cullen.

"Over here snapjack!" The loud voice of my quarry announced from behind a pillar before he zoomed off down a corridor. It was amazing how much material I had given Emmett today to tease me and Alice with.

"Before you go castrate that boy Bells, Zeus wants us to return home. He says he has the problem under control and will march on the Volturi. Either he will wipe all of their minds and take away the brothers powers, or he will kill them. So go pack please."

"As if I had packed anything when we came here." I shot back at the angel.

"Your mother took the liberty of packing for you daughter. Now go pack." He finished and strutted off in the direction of the throne room. He was serious about Zeus though. The god only had two options, kill or wipe. And if past examples were anything to go on the Volturi wouldn't exist in a few days time.

I stomped into my room to find my bags all neatly packed and ready to go. Most likely never even opened. "Over grown pigeon knew they weren't unpacked." I growled to myself.

"Actually I packed them for you." The melodic voice made me jump ten feet in the air as Alice grinned at me. "I couldn't give up the chance to inspect your wardrobe." She said with a wink.

"My wardrobe doesn't need inspection thank you very much. But that was sweet of you, so thank you Tink." I said as I pulled her into a hug.

"Anytime snapjack." She giggled into my neck.

"This is going to be a thing now isn't it." I dejectedly asked the girl in my arms.

"As long as Tink is I'm afraid my dear." I let go of Alice and ignored the growl coming from her from the loss of contact. Grabbing my bags I turned to her and beamed.

"Is your family ready?" I pulled it all together and wandered out of the room.

"They've already left. It's just you I'm waiting on slow poke." With the word poke she actually poked me in the side.

"How does Emmett manage to get ready before me even though he was running through the halls?" Everyone said how big and cumbersome he was but the boy could really move quickly when he wanted to.

"Maybe his mate is like me and has things organized beforehand." Alice teased while interlocking our fingers.

"Oh so Rosalie is OCD as well?"

"Don't be so mean! There's a difference between obsessive compulsive disorder and wanting things done the correct way." Alice shoved me a little but was smiling the whole way until we entered the gates of the city.

"This is where we go home little pixie. Hold on tight." I whispered into her ear as the multitude of lights engulfed us. Before I knew it we were standing in the trees outside Alice's home. The lights were on and music blared from the inside. "It seems your family is having a party without us Alice."

"It would appear so. I suggest we join them." With that said she tugged me forward and into the massive house.

The whole coven stood in front of us with various party decorations in their hands. All except Edward. "Hey, where is Edward?" Probably off brooding somewhere.

"Zeus wanted to keep him in Olympus for the time being. Apparently Persephone insisted he stay a little longer." Carlisle answered me while setting down the speakers he held in his hands.

"And dare I ask why you guys are setting up a party?" Alice's eyes widened and her grin grew about twice it's normal size.

"You're throwing this party for me?" She asked her coven leader.

"For both of you." Esme interjected, "You both have waited a long time to find each other and since things got interrupted last night, we wanted to throw our own party." Her kind words made my heart swell and I welcomed the motherly hug she gave me and Alice.

"Let's get this party started!" Emmett boomed as he turned the volume up on his iPod. "Bella baby, we have tons of alcohol all for you. Just take it slow at first, we don't want you passing out too soon." At this he sweeped his arm out and gestured toward the dining room table where a selection of variously colored liquids was on offer.

"Right, where do we start?" I asked the coven surrounding me.

"Well, if you start with the clear drinks first and move on to the pink colored ones you will last longer." Alice piped up from beside me. "It's a shame vampires can't get drunk, I'd love to try some. It doesn't smell bad like most human food does."

"You can't get drunk? So this whole party is just an excuse to see me blazing?" Several heads nodded as I looked around the room. "Oh well. Let's start!"

It was a few hours and bottles later that Emmett decided to get the xbox out. "You'll love this Bells." He laughed as he placed in the Yoo Sing disk. "Everybody let Bella have the first song! I have a feeling it'll be worthy of recording it." He yelled a little too loud for my liking.

I staggered up to the massive flat screen tv and tried several times to grasp the microphone Emmett was holding out to me. "Stop moving it tree trunk man!" I hissed at him and growled when all I received was laughter.

"I'm not Bella but you've nearly got the hang of it. Go on keep trying." He mocked me and I swear his face turned into a target.

"I'll show you to mock me tree trunk man. I'll blow you all away at this game!" I announced to the room. Why were they all laughing? Can't they see I'm about to beat their asses?

Circling through the songs I found the perfect one. Judging by the continued sniggering from behind me...or the front of me...the Cullen's had seen what one I wanted. The first line came up and I belted into the mic.

"I threw a wish in the well, don't ask me I'll never tell!" I started signing. Jasper was chuckling loudly and it was hurting my head. "Jasper who sings this song?!" I shouted out while pressing pause.

"Erm...Carley Ray Jepson I believe Bella and also you at the moment." His southern accent drawled out.

"Well keep it that way!" I yelled at him and turned back to the screen. The Cullen family burst into fits of laughter and egged me to go on. Half way through the second chorus I decided dancing was needed and Emmett gladly obliged with a waltz.

When the song was finished I received a round of applause from my mates coven. Too right, I owned that song! "My turn!" The high voice of my mate yelled and a small black blur zoomed past me. I stumbled back to the couch and flopped down in between Jasper and Rosalie. A pink colored liquid somehow found it's way into my hand again and I gladly sipped away at it.

"This song goes out to my beautiful mate Isabella Swan. You were well worth the wait." Alice said into the mic before the song loaded.

"I know, I'm awesome right. You look beautiful too Tink!" I called out to my mate. She only looked back lovingly at me as I started to lean against Rosalie for support.

"Is she serious? Forget Bella baby singing, we need to capture this one!" Emmett boomed out and the rest of the coven agreed with him. Frowning I tried to see what song Alice had chosen but the words were too blurry to read clearly. My questions were answered though as she started to sing in her high pitched musical voice.

"I love myself, I want you to love me. When I'm feeling down, I want you above me. I search myself, I want you to find me. I forget myself I want you to remind me." Hmm, the song sounds familiar. I'm sure I've heard it before somewhere. "I don't want, anybody else. When I think about you I touch myself! Ooh ooh oh. I don't want, anybody else. Oh no oh no oh no!" I'm pretty sure I turned three shades of red when I heard those lyrics.

I could feel Rosalie moving next to me and looking up and to my left I saw her hand was covering her face as she tried to hold back laughter. Looking to my right I was greeted with a sight I never thought I'd see. Jasper was sprawled out in the exact same position as me with a goofy grin across his face.

"Jasper? Jasper dear are you alright?" The concerned voice of Esme asked. His response was to lazily turn his head to me and start to giggle like a school girl.

"Bella I love you! Don't ask me how but I am feeling what you're feeling right now. It suddenly just hit me a moment ago and it feels so gooooodd." Jasper then proceeded to hiccup a couple times to the amusement of the whole coven. "Now Bella, I need to tell you something. Alice really loves you dude. Like really loves you. Right now it's more of a mild frustration probably due to us not listening to her sing. But I can understand while you feel awkwardness." He put his large hand on my shoulder as he looked at Alice dancing and singing in the middle of the lounge.

"Normally I'd be fine with it but her parents are here Jasper. I mean right next to us. And when she makes eye contact on that specific line... I feel like I should be making a better impression with her parents than I am." I confided in him. His smile told me I could trust him right now with anything.

"I wasn't talking about that Bella, we talk about sex all the time. It's one of the main priorities in our instincts. What I mean is that it isn't bad for you to feel awkward with how much Alice loves you compared to how you feel. I can feel your guilt at not being able to return her feelings as much as she wants but trust me when I tell you. Alice doesn't care about that, she loves you unconditionally and will do till the end of time." I clapped his shoulder as he spilled his thoughts to me. "Although I'm going to have to have the big brother talk with you at some point. Alice is a lady and deserves to be treated like one."

I stopped him short with an over exaggerated shake of my head. "Don't worry dude, I'm not the kind of douche to not treat her like the princess she is. She's my moon and stars!" I proclaimed loudly as the rest of coven just laughed harder at my Drogo impression. Another set of hands clapped down on my other shoulder as Emmett appeared above me and winked. I couldn't help notice the video camera was still pointed at me.

"This is going to be such good blackmail ten years down the line." He snickered before turning back to Alice who had just finished her serenade to me.

Well that is it guys. For all of you who don't know Drogo is an amazing character from Game Of Thrones. I'll check on who wins the competition when I get back from my holiday. Goodbye for now. :D