We got back from hunting and we were joking and laughing. Edward went to Bellas house and wrote a note providing information, even though Alice saw where he went anyway. Carlisle was home from work and greeted us as we walked through the glass door. Emmett and Jasper went upstairs to play PlayStation 3 up in Jaspers room, Alice decided to go on Facebook and Esmè was cooking food for when Bella comes round. God, I hate that Bella. Throwing away a perfectly good human life for what? Edward? My stuck up brother. Good luck to her. She has to deal with him for the rest of her life. Forever. I noticed that Carlisle was reading his books on the sofa. Guess who gets the TV all to herself? Me! I grabbed the remote and quickly made myself at home. Feet up, hair down and TV on. I could get used to this if Emmett wasn't so greedy and fight for the remote 24/7. Oh god! Are they cutting his face open!? Gotta change channels, gotta change channels! I flicked the channel over and watched desperate house wives. I got up and grabbed a cup of blood. Drink every time you see a bitch... And, I'm full... MTV, man, that's my jam. I saw a Jersey Shore character look alike dancing like a hoe. I can do that, no, no I can't. You win this round stripper! I switched over and watched 'Extreme makeover: house edition' Aw, they gave the retarded kid a new house, that's so beautiful! I got bored and decided to watch 4 weddings. What the fuck? You look like a cupcake! You're getting married on the beach, I hope you drown in that thing. Next! Jermey Kyle, you are the father! Somebody always is! What else is on? Aw, the Notebook! If you're a bird I'm a bird! No! Not gonna go there! I got too emotional and changed the channel. La, la, la, la Elmo song! I noticed Carlisle looking at me strangely. Fuck you, don't judge me... There's nothing on! Law and order SVU, seen it. The baby's the rapist. I noticed Edward looking at me and realized he read all my thoughts while I was watching TV. Everyone was looking at me including Bella. "What?" I said. I got up and went to my room. Emmett followed behind me with a big grin on his face. "What's so funny?" I asked, getting annoyed & frustrated at the same time. He said nothing.