Hey guys! Remember me? Before you all shout and throw various objects at me I can explain my leave of absence. Stephanie Meyer found out I had nearly reserved all rights to Alice and Bella so she threw me down a well and it has taken me over a year to climb out. Just picture scenes from The Ring. Anyway here is my very rushed chapter!
Stephanie Meyer...still owns twilight.
I awoke to the glorious streams of Apollo once again attacking my pupils. That damn god was so getting drowned when I next get to Olympus. My mind musings continued until a quiet giggle alerted me that I wasn't alone.
I slowly scanned down my bare arms to my also bare shoulder blade. Nothing out of the ordinary except for the fact there was a few scratches along them.
My inspection continued until I reached half way down my covered torso, where there was a suspicious lump that shouldn't have been there. I know Esme's dinners were massive but I know for a fact I didn't put on that much weight!
In very horror movie style fashion, I quickly pulled back the covers to reveal a very naked beaming Alice knotted up with my own naked body.
I was almost dumbstruck as I gazed down at the marbled goddess. The previous nights activity slowly started to seep back into my memory. Damn that pixie could do a lot when she put her mind to it. Her eyes held mischief and promises of pleasures to come.
"Morning baby." She sultry whispered to me.
"Morning hun." I equally whispered to her. Her slight shiver sent my heart fluttering.
"Oh so it's hun now? I thought it was GODDDDDDD." Her whisper suddenly turned into a shout and she moaned loudly. To my mortification several shouts of laughter accompanied her. I am pretty sure my face had turned fifty shades of red.
"Ally please tell me your 'sound proofed' door was closed…" She lazily checked over her shoulder and turned back to me with a glint in her eyes.
"And what would you do if it wasn't?" She crawled up my body, eyes gleaming with a challenge.
It was my turn to grin sly. I raised my hand and grabbed onto the nearest liquid. Pulling it back towards me I laughed as Alice only looked up at me confusedly. A black liquid hurtled through the slightly open bedroom door and splattered right into Alice's hair. The scream of terror was enough to send me into fits of laughter. It had been ages since I practiced my powers, I was just glad it didn't hit me instead.
"Oh Ally come on, it's not like your hair wasn't already sticky with sweat." This time I earned a round of laughs from around the house and made my escape before my mate could take her revenge.
Putting on items of clothing that I managed to grab, I made it down into the kitchen without being tackled by an adorable pixie. I made my way to the safety that was Esme. "Dear, you shouldn't antagonise Alice like that. She tends to take her revenge very seriously. Last time she made Emmett where a sun dress for two weeks." I shivered at the mental image.
"It's not like me to go as far as that in my teasing but I am just so happy we made up. For a time I actually thought she would leave me." At my admission Esme only chuckled. The kind of chuckle that someone uses when they know something funny about your heart felt opinions.
"Bella honey, Alice has waited the better part of a century for you. I don't think anything short of death will take her away from you."
"Hades wouldn't dream of challenging me Esme." I winked at her and she chuckled again. A moment of silence pasted and she offered to make me breakfast. I was left alone in the living room for ten minutes listening to the hustle and bustle of the individual vampires in the house. Rosalie and Emmett were…well lets just say they were bonding. Jasper was making a slight bumping noise, which had my suspicions raised until I heard paper being turned. I summarised he was in fact, reading a book while tapping the floor with his foot. Carlisle was easy, the rhythmic pacing of four steps before he turned and started again meant he was in his study, obviously thinking something very difficult over. The only vampire that I couldn't hear…was Alice.
As soon as I realised this, my beautiful mate appeared at the top of the stairs. Dressed in all designer clothes and freshly washed hair sticking to her forehead. It would appear that I wasn't meant to spot her so early as her eyes widened and she quickly pounced down the steps. My mistake was that I didn't run when I first spotted her.
Two cans suddenly appeared in her hands and she sprung towards me. Red mist was released from the cans and I was too slow in my reactions, as I was focused on not being pushed over by the small pixies body.
Silence echoed throughout the house as Alice leaned back and admired her work. Seeing her satisfied smirk I wiggled out from under her and ran to the mirror. Red streaks and splotches were splattered all around my hair and face. My beautiful chestnut locks had been vandalised!
"Alice!" I all but shrieked and turned to see her poking her head out from behind Esme's body. Not even the smell of freshly made black pudding could keep my eyes from glaring into hers.
"I told you Alice takes her revenge seriously." Esme tutted and turned to move back into the kitchen. Leaving a giggling Alice unprotected.
"If it makes you feel any better babe. I think the red streaks really make you look sexy." Alice purred while biting her lip.
That was all it took for me to forget about Banksy's new work on my hair and race the pixi-pire up the stairs and to her room. "I don't even know why I cook in this bloody house." The slight mumbling curse from Esme went unheard as the sound of tearing clothes and skin slapping skin over took my senses.
So there was my feeble attempt at restarting this story after such a long break. To make up for my absence i decided to make this chapter fluff. The guest reviewer who said they thought it was them who won the bellice smut competition was right and it was them :) So congrats an PM me. See you in the very near future.