Notes: Not even authors notes, just notes. So Victory II has finally come out a few days ago, I wonder how long it'll take before people start shipping Nep x Uzume, and let's not forget Nep x Nep.


And so Neptune's group walked, and they walked, and they walked dome more until they reached a quaint little coffee shop. As the group walked in their noses were greeted with the pleasant aroma of coffee wafting through the air and tickling their sensory receptors. However, Neptune wasn't very interested in the coffee, rather her eyes had locked onto a very familiar friend of hers.

"Magi, It's good to see ya buddy." In a split second Neptune had run to and tackle hugged her devoted guardian Magic. Luckily she didn't knock anything over as she plowed into her long time friend.

"Ooof." Sadly for Magic, she was definitely feeling the love, the rough unadulterated purple love.

"I'd really appreciate if you didn't do that all of a sudden boss, its bad for the heart."

"Sorry dorry."

"Idiot Neptune, we're sorry about this morons behavior, we promise it wont happen again."

"It's fine, I'm used to this kind of behavior from boss."

"Boss?" It was needless to say, but all three of Neptune's chums were more than a little confused by this strangers odd reaction.

"You mean you know my sister?"

"Oh yeah, I haven't told you guys yet have I. Introducing the lovely, and busty Nep Guardian, Magic, she's been with me since we were kids and she's always looked after me. She's kinda like my third mom, even though she's not old enough to be one."

"Heheheh, I guess you could say that."

"So what's up Magi, did ya find a place to stay while you're here, if not then I bet I can convince Histy to let you stay with us."

"No no its fine, I'm staying with a friend right now so there's no need."

"S-so you've known miss Neptune since you were kids?" Uni was the first to voice everyone's collective thoughts.

"Yes, might I ask all of your names?"

"I am Noire, pleased to make your acquaintance."

"I'm her younger sister, Uni, nice to meet you."

"I'm Nepgear, Neptune's younger sister, it's very nice to meet you."

"Its nice to meet you all as well, and Nepgear, please do take care of Neptune, she's a bit of a clutz and she's very dense."

"Hey! Magi, that's not cool, I'm not that big a ditz."

"Suuuuure you're not."

As the other three girls watched the exchange between two old friends they started to feel like a 3rd, 5th, and 7th wheel (that's gotta be the world's most awkward bike of all time). However Noire was still curious about that "Boss" comment.

"Say, why do you call her "Boss?""

"Oh that, she used to make me call her that whenever I came over to babysit."

"Speaking of which, you never told us where you lived until now Neptune."

"Italia, mia bella Noire."

"Huh? What does that even mean?"

"She said 'Italy my beautiful Noire.'"

"O-oh... well... that's nice, I suppose."

"Hahaha, you two look cute together."

Both Neptune and Noire's faces took Magic's words as a green light for both their faces to burn red with... embarrassment, no... bashfulness, no... maybe both.

"W-w-what are you saying? ME, and HER?"

"Why not? Neptune's never had a girlfriend before, hey Uni, Nepgear, don't they look cute together?"

It would seem as though everyone except for Magic was now blushing scarlet red. Even despite this, Uni and Nepgear shook their heads in approval of the new-found union of Purple and Black which made them official... apparently.


After the whole fiasco at the cafe Magic decided to join the group so as to keep an eye on them. After about an hour or so at the coffee shop they left for places unknown (which means they were headed for the mall) and Neptune was apparently stoked about the idea about going out with Noire and was using her sexy puzzle skills so as to seduce her. Unfortunately the purple prankster had underestimated Noire. As it turns out Noire's least desired trait was Talent, whereas her most desired one was Romance. Needless to say, Neptune found herself in a bit of pickle, how was she supposed to seduce Noire now? Well the answer is apparently a lot more simple than the purple prankster expected.

"Here, I bought you some flowers."

"N-neptune... they're beautiful... b-but this doesn't mean I like you or anything."

"Awww."

"Tomorrow at 8, if you're late I swear I will hunt you down and make your life hell!"

"W-wait... for real? Neato, Jr check it out, I just earned myself a date with Noirey, you know what that means right?" She let the comment hang in the air for about 10 seconds before the everyone's faces soon became red as the sun... except for Magic who was apparently used to this kind of thing from the purple prankster.

"S-s-sis? What did she mean by that? D-does she mean-" Being the ever caring little sister she was, Uni's mind began racing a mile a minute as various scenarios played out in her head. And as one would expect Noire was quite quick to deny any such allegations.

"NO! Don't worry Uni I'll send her back alone if she does anything I don't like."

"Come on guys, If I'm gonna do somethin funny I'm gonna make sure she likes it."

"..."

"Uh... guys? Why are ya bein all quiet and stuff? Did I break them, Magi?"

"Well, breaking things is you specialty."

Well then, what a refreshing change of pace, the date has been set up, the girls are blushing profusely and Vert and Blanc ended up stumbling upon the group and decided to go up and say hi like the proper chums they are, starting with the oddly dressed Vert.

"Hello there Neptune, I wasn't expecting to see you and everyone else out today."

"Oh well you know, we wanted to paint the town red and... what's with the monkey suit?" Indeed, Vert had appeared to be clad in a magnificent monkey outfit, you know what that mean right.

"Oh... this?... I got cocky and let her get me from behind."

"Serves you right for acting all cocky."

"From behind you say?" Ah yes, the innuendos are very real in this one, and much like Noire, the two were quite speedy in stopping Neptune's perverted train of thought before it could run into any churches... or orphanages... or both... at the same time.

"NO! It's not what you think, I simply lost a bet is all!"

"We were playing a game last night and she lost."

"Oh thank goodness." Having somehow recovered from her little... moment, Nepgear took the chance to voice her relief that nothing perverted had taken place at Vert's mansion. And in a matter of moments Noire grabbed hold of Neptune's arm and led her out of earshot from the ever expanding group of ladies.

"Okay, we need to set up some ground rules."

"I think we need to come up with a safe word first, mine is Pudding, yours can be Hot."

"Would you just be quiet and listen for moment! There is a line you cannot cross and if you really want to go out with me I can't have you saying things that will give Uni a bad image of me, understood?"

"Fine, fine... I'm really looking forward to our date."

"... i am too."

"Didja say something Noire? I couldn't hear you."

"N-no, you must've just imagined it."

"Well okay then, let's go back to the others, wouldn't want to keep em waiting."

"R-right."

Tomorrow simply couldn't arrive soon enough, even though she would never admit it to anyone, least of all Neptune, Noire found herself getting very excited at the prospect of a date. Her inner deredere was simply elated, while her outward tsuntsun was positively beaming readyness. Whether it be for better or for worse, the two were only a day away from going on a date that would forever change their lives... and their hearts.


Shorter chapter with plenty of dialogue huh? I suppose I'll just have to make the date chapter extra long, have you readyness for this?