Divergence (Chapter 3)
October, 13'Th, 1840: Arendelle city, Kingdom of Arendelle, Arendelle Castle, Royal Stables
Sven chomped away happily as Elsa put the carrot in to his mouth. True to her word, the Queen was standing next to the reindeer holding a bucket of carrots feeding the animal. While wearing an alteration on her ice dress; this dark blue version was sleeveless with spaghetti straps and an obscenely deep neck line; the hem fell about four inches above her knee. It was eleven in the morning and the stables were void of human occupancy, save for the Queen. The stable hands had long finished there morning duties and it would be several hours before another feeding; and that was the only reason Elsa was bold enough to wear it. Though it wasn't fitting for the Queen to be showing cleavage and thigh, Elsa loved to wear the dress when she was alone, and though she would never say it out loud (even to Anna) the dress made Elsa feel sexy.
The redheaded Princess entered the stable, she noticed her sister feeding carrots to Sven, and both had their backs turned to her. Anna took in the sight of her big sister in the most revealing dress she had ever seen outside of a bar (bar hopping was another facet of Anna, Elsa didn't know about). The younger girl just stood there and stared. "Good god, she has a nice ass" Anna thought, and then chastised herself.
"No, stop it. You are not supposed to like Elsa's butt. Bad Anna, Bad Anna."
"What are you looking at dear?" A pleasant voice entered Anna's ears. The girl had been so mesmerized by Elsa's rear that she hadn't noticed the Platinum blonde's head turn around.
"The most fuckable ass on earth"
"Um nice dress" Anna blurted out.
Elsa blushed, a little embarrassed to be seen in such a revealing state; even by her little sister (especially her little sister).
"Hold on let me change into something more presentable." Elsa said while raising her hand to turn her revealing dress into her regular one.
"NO…" Anna said louder than she had planned. "Uh… I mean no don't, it's nice."
"Ok, I'm glad you like it." "I'd like you to tear it off of me with your teeth." The Queen said then thought.
"Once again you sicko… that's Anna; your cute and adorable baby sister."
If Anna had been mesmerized by the way Elsa's butt looked in the short ice dress; she was completely enthralled by her sister's huge display of cleavage.
"Anna, what are you looking at now" Elsa laughed as she sat down the bucket of carrots.
"Goddamn those tits are huge… Ahhh. Stop lusting over Elsa's tits." Anna couldn't think of a response for her elder sister. So she did what came natural for when she was around Elsa. She gave the silver headed Queen a big bear hug.
"I love you" Anna blurted out as she held the now startled Queen.
"I love you too my little princess" Elsa said back while leaning her head down to kiss the shorter girl on top of the head.
The two royals stood there holding each other in the hug Anna had initiated, neither one really wanting to let go. Each had taken a sneak whiff of the others hair; both girls oblivious to the other's actions and intents.
As the sisters stood in the stable embracing one another, a hand reached from under the stall next to the one Sven and the royal family was standing; the hand was heading… slowly but surely toward the bucket of carrots. Attempting to steal carrots literally behind the Queen's back was a plan Kristoff would have called crazy before the carrot ban was placed on him by Elsa. However desperate times called for desperate measures; and Kristoff was beyond desperate for a carrot. Thick fingers silently wrapped themselves around the orange and crunchy vegetable. Holding his breath, Kristoff lifted it up from the basket… and screamed in pain as a yardstick composed of ice came down on the back of his hand.
"Ahhhh"
"Nice try reindeer boy" Elsa said with a smile (not breaking her hug with Anna), and then snapped her fingers. Two dozen 'yardsticks appeared and started to whack the Ice master all over his body.
Anna looked up at Kristoff, laughing as he ran out of the stable doors screaming and wailing as the swinging ice kept raining painful strikes on him.
"I'll let it go on for about another minute or two so the lesson really sinks in." The Queen said smiling.
"Oh would you just give the poor bastard a carrot already."
"Language Anna, that's one" Elsa admonished her little sister. The Queen's strategy to put a damper on the petite redhead's cursing involved a bar of soap if Anna reached number three in any one day. Elsa's use of the three strikes and you're out rule was pretty damn strange, seeing that modern baseball wouldn't be invented another five years.
"What? Oh come on Elsa bastard isn't a dirty word" Anna whined.
"It is in the context you used it in"
"Ugh" Anna growled out of frustration. Elsa leaned down and kissed the girl's head again.
"Anna, you are a Princess; and Princesses do not use foul language."
"OK" Anna said dejectedly while casting down her eyes and extending her lower lip.
"Hey, none of that" Elsa said kindly as she cupped her little sisters face.
Anna tried to fight the smile creeping to her lips, but lost as she reveled in the warm feeling Elsa's cool hands brought her.
"See, I knew there was a smile hidden in all that pouting."
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April 28, 1995: Tokyo, Japan,Akasaka district, Ethan's Apartment, Ethan's bedroom
ENERGON CRYSTAL: Weekly 11 Panel Data Report: 4/27/95
Total Mass: 64.32g
Density: 4.02 g/cm3
Dimensions: 2cm * 2cm* 4cm
Volume Resistivity 25°C: 10^95 ohms
Tensile Strength: Unknown, (Test abandoned 300 Giga Pascals)
Melting Point: Unknown, (test abandoned 10,000 C)
Dielectric Strength: 10^12Mv/m
Hardness: Unknown, (Test abandoned 7,000 (HK))
Irradiance: 61 watts per sq. Meter (Nominal Ambient EM Absorption)
61 Megawatts per sq. Meter (per Amp of induced current across Y axis)
Frequency of Luminous Discharge: 786 THz
Intensity of Luminous Discharge: 3,200 lumens
Comments: Unidentified particle designated as 'NC-597' begin to form 50 Megawatts per square meter of Irradiance. Mimics the characteristics of both fermions and bosons; alternating between Spin-4 and Spin-1/2 states.
"Ethan wa, taikutsuna kagaku o yatte teishi shi, watashitachi o fakku kimasu" (Ethan, stop doing boring science stuff and come fuck us) Asako said yanking the paper out of his hand.
Ethan had been reviewing the data sheet for the Energon crystal. After smuggling it out of Norway four years prior, Kagome had made researching the small purple gem his top priority when he was not on field missions searching for more of the crystals.
Asako and her nineteen year old twin Ayako had moved in with Ethan two years earlier, and he hadn't had a good night's sleep since. The twins were insatiable and at this point both completely nude. Ethan decided to tease them a little first.
"Otagai o fakku" (fuck each other)
"Otagai o fakku suru no ni tsukaremashita"(were tired of fucking each other) Ayako whined out.
"E e,-sō, watashi wa demawa~tsuAyako no tawagoto o seikō ni yakudachimasu" (yeah, so help me fuck the shit out of Ayako already) Asako said while
Ayako lied back on the bed and giggled, knowing that her sister Asako and there boyfriend were going to make her scream
As Ethan pulled his shirt up over his head, he heard to distinct 'POP' sounds once the shirt cleared his neck he could see Asako and Ayako bodies lying on the bed, both twins had a small hole in the side of the head that was leaking blood.
Looking down at the corpses of his girlfriends Ethan muttered in shock
"Fuck me"
It was at that moment all of the training Alter and the Syndicate had given him in the last six years kicked in. Ethan didn't start panicking and screaming or wigging out over the death of the twins, he would mourn them latter. Falling backwards and landing on his shoulder and hip he quickly rolled along the floor, towards his nightstand while the 'POP' of other rounds being fired thru a suppressor left little holes in the sheetrock on the wall.
Once Ethan reached his night stand he hit the front of the drawer twice and the right side once. This combination of taps opened a hidden compartment on its side. It was the training that made him cheek that the .50 caliber desert eagle semi-automatic pistol was loaded and the safety was off. Resting his finger on the outside of the trigger guard the young agent placed, Ethan remembered what Alter's reply was when he asked the old man why he was teaching him to shoot with such a colossal gun.
"Go big or go home kolboynik"
The twenty year old Syndicate agent fired three rounds into the bottom half of his bedroom door. A scream and thud followed. Jumping up from the floor. Ethan crashed thru the door he had just fired at, landing in his living room wish a loud crash. Bringing his pistol up as he rose from the floor; Ethan saw and immediately trained his weapon on a tall man with blonde hair in a cheap suit struggling on the floor, writhing in pain and holding his injured legs.
"Well you're obviously an import" Ethan quipped before putting a round thru the man's right eye, the .50 caliber bullet exited thru the back of the blonde man's skull taking a large amount of bone and brain matter with it.
Ethan was far from a stone cold killer, but he was no stranger to it. After killing Darlene with a frying pan all those years ago in Phoenix, he threw up. After the third time he shot someone on a field mission his stomach was fine; seeing that the bastard killed his girlfriends, the young man would sleep sound over this death.
Ethan knelt down next to the dead assassin's body and searched his pockets until he found the man's wallet. He couldn't read the language on any document but thought it looked Scandinavian. Images of the Swedish Chief from the Muppets went thru his head until more rounds started to pierce thru the walls.
"Shit there's more of them outside in the hall" Ethan Knew the fire escape would be covered as well as the front door. The young man crawled on his hands and knees (as bullets flew past his head) over to a closet door and opened it. Quickly he crawled in and shut the door behind him.
Pulling a string he turned on the lights, to show a keypad on the wall. After he typed a six digit code and hit enter on the key pad. The closet floor dropped revealing a ladder that led to the apartment down stairs that Ethan rented for this purpose. (The Syndicate pays an agent of Ethan's level five hundred thousand Yen a month.) Once down the ladder the young scientist opened another closet door and retrieved his 'get the fuck out of dodge' duffel bag and slung it across his shoulder. He needed to get to headquarters, but the men firing bullets a floor above him were going to make that difficult.
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October, 13'Th, 1840: Arendelle city, Kingdom of Arendelle, Shopping district.
Anna and Elsa walked down the sidewalk holding hands while a thousand Watt smile shined from the young redhead.
What are you thinking about my little princess? Elsa asked.
About one of my childhood dreams coming true
"Dreams? "Elsa asked a bit stunned.
"Yeah, when I was little I always dreamed about walking thru the village looking at all the different things with my big sister." Anna smiled brighter. "You're even holding my hand like I imagined, this is so perfect."
Elsa stopped and pulled Anna to the side and gave her a huge hug.
"I'm so sorry Anna. Even if it takes the rest of my life; I will make up for the time we lost."
"I love you Elsa" Anna said as she stood on her tip toes and kissed Elsa on the cheek. This made Elsa blush.
"Well a good place to start is the "Vill som en Jævel" bar and grill, they have the best Kjøttkaker, and I have never had to wait for a table." Anna said; filled with delight at finally having her sister with her after so long.
Elsa giggled. "Anna, you're the crown princess. I am pretty sure you don't have to wait for a table no matter where you go.
"Here we are" Anna chirped as she led Elsa into the restaurant.
The place was a bit run down looking and had a couple of rough looking customers at the bar.
Elsa was about to tell Anna that this place was a little beneath the dining standards of royalty, when she looked over and so that Anna had already made her way to the bar.
"Glogg please" Anna ordered as two rough looking sailor types fell to the floor between Elsa and her sister slugging each other at full force. While the Queen makes her way over to what she assumes would be a frightened Anna, the Princess's face gains look of glee.
"FIGHT!" Anna shouts exuberantly. Of course all of the taverns patrons rush to the scene and start chanting (With Anna being the loudest of course).
"FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT"
Elsa cannot speak. Unlike her sister, Elsa hasn't been sneaking out to bars since she was fourteen and wasn't used to rough places and people like Anna was. After about thirty seconds about five bouncers landed on top of the sailors trying to pull them apart. Though things changed once the group reached the outside lot, the two sailors stopped fighting each other and turned on the bouncers; everyone still inside the establishment returned to whatever they were doing until one of the regulars recognized Anna.
"Hey Anna's here" a surly man shouted excitedly.
"Anna's here?!" woman nursing an ale looked up.
Elsa was a bit shocked that almost everyone in the bar was aware and excited about her little sister's presence (she was in no way jealous… nope not in the slightest… no Queen's do not get jelly… well perhaps she was a little annoyed that no one had even acknowledged her presence yet, she is the ruler of the whole country after all.).
"It's the Queen!" One man shouted.
"Finally" Elsa thought as she moved to address everyone and tell them to just pretend she wasn't there and act normal when the man continued.
"It's Anna the Queen of shots."
"Anna, Anna, Anna, Anna…" the crowd cheered.
"WHAT?" Elsa thought (OK sometimes Queen's do get a little jelly)
One laughing drunk sauntered up to Anna "Welcome back your majesty."
"It's your highness… I'M your majesty" Elsa thought while unconsciously starting to form the same pout that her sister displays when disappointed.
"Hey Anna that sure was awesome how you broke a whiskey bottle across that guys face last Saturday one patron mentioned.
That was enough to break Elsa out of her jealousy spell. "Anna" The Queen said in alarm.
Anna turned to her sister with a sheepish look.
"Hey what about the time you screwed that Cordovan Countess on that table. That was pure gold" yet another patron shouted.
Anna made a quick finger across the throat gesture that most people equate with 'shut the fuck up'. Elsa's eyes went big and then cut low.
"Hey are you a friend of Anna's" a drunk asked Elsa, barley able to walk
"You could say that". She answered coolly.
"Well if you hang around until she's good and wasted, she'll probably take her top off again."
"That's it, Anna we are going somewhere else." Elsa said as she grabbed Anna's arm and started to walk out the door.
"See you next time Queen Anna" a patron shouted as the girls started to leave.
"Yeah, but next time leave your friend at home, she's a total buzz kill." Another one chimed in.
Now the situation was reversed, Anna was pulling Elsa out of the bar before she set off another winter.
….
"Anna I do not approve of you being in places like that, you are a Princess. How long have you been going to that establishment?" Elsa asked as they were about to enter the 'Kjedelig som Dritt' family diner (this time Elsa selected the restaurant)
"Umm, since I was like fifteen I think."
"FIFTHTEEN!"
"Well I had to do something with my evenings. The castle's staff were nice but far to stuffy for any kind of fun."
Elsa was about to start scolding and lecturing Anna about decorum and propriety, but stopped herself. "What right do I have to complain; she wouldn't have been there if I had come out of my room or said something besides 'Go away Anna'. No, this is my fault."
"Anna, did Mama and Papa know about this?" "Of course they didn't" Elsa asked and then thought.
"To be blunt Elsa, Mama and Papa never had much time for me. Growing up it was mostly Kai and Gerta that looked after me, until I was old enough to sneak out of the castle; I mean damn I took off for a week once when I was fourteen. Our parents didn't even notice.
"Of course they didn't have time for her; they were too busy with my bullshit. My sister went wild and it's my fault."
"Are you mad about me sneaking out when I was younger?" Anna asked her sister with a sad look; Anna is comfortable with the person she is but the thought of Elsa being disappointed in her was unbearable.
"Anna, I'm mad at myself. If I had been there for you, none of this would have happened."
"Elsa… If 'if', was a fifth, we'd all be drunk" Anna added with a laugh, pulling the older blonde into a hug. "I wish you had been there. I'd rather hang out with you then go bar hopping any day. But nothing makes a clock tick backwards, and you are here now, and that's what matters."
Elsa did not start crying, but it was a lot of effort on her part that prevented it.
As the sisters walked in to the dinner a hostess walked up and spoke. "Welcome to Kjedelig so… your majesty." The hostess finished in shock as she knelled. As everyone else's attention was drawn over to them, people got out of their seats and knelled.
"Hmm… I like this place better already" Elsa thought as she kindly assured people that none of this was necessary, and to please not allow her to disrupt there meal.
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April 28, 1995: Tokyo, Japan,Akasaka district, sidewalk outside Ethan's Apartment building.
Ethan shot two more assailants before he made it to the street. Once again he had to turn and crouch down to avoid gun fire from… well he didn't really know who they were; unlike in the movies, there were no centralized bad guy agencies. A bullet grazed his left shoulder with screaming hot furry. Ethan turned and shot the assailant thru the nose, killing the man instantly. It was a clean shot… and his last round. The gun was a five pound paper weight now.
Two more enemy personnel rounded the corner in time to each catch a bullet to the chest. When Ethan turned around to see where the two shots that had saved his life had come from he saw Alter sitting behind the wheel of an old Datsun 620 compact pickup with a rusting yellow paint job; holding his own 50 caliber pistol
"Ethan, get in the back more are on the way, we have to get to H.Q."
"Who's trying to kill us "Ethan asked as he jumped in the back.
"Everybody, C.I.A., M.I.5, F.S.K., and a bunch of others, oh and E-14 has a personal grudge against you ever since you stole those two crystals in ninety-one." Alter answered peeling out as car loads of the enemy were converging on their location.
"Who the hell is E-14?" The young agent yelled as he searched thru his bug out bag looking for a shirt, Alter broke the back window out and slid an AK-47 into the truck bed with him.
"E- 14 is Norwegian intelligence. Now make yourself useful kolboynik"
Ethan picked up the rifle and noticed the folding bayonet and stamped receiver. He screamed to Alter "You couldn't get a Russian one?"
"Were in Asia Ethan, which do you think is more available?"
"Good point" Ethan conceded as he checked the clip and disengaged the safety. As the young brunet brought the weapon to his shoulder, Alter cried out "You keep 'em occupied and I'll try to out run them"
"Yea because this thing will do zero to sixty in 5 hours; could you have stolen a bigger hunk of junk" Ethan retorted as he started shooting at the cars, that were gaining on them.
"You're so negative"
"Kind of hard to be a glass is half full guy right now" The younger agent responded as he shot out the wind shield on a Honda.
Expending his final few rounds into the radiator of pursuing sedan, Ethan shouted threw the window "another clip".
"Don't have one"
"Then were fucked"
"There you go with the negativity again."
Turning to tell Alter the difference between pessimism and realism, Ethan saw that they were approaching the Rainbow Bridge that crosses Tokyo bay, and an idea started to form.
Sticking his head back thru the broken window to tell Alter. "I've got a plan, but it's really stupid."
"Those are the best ones" the older Agent laughed.
"Hit the gas and keep going no matter what."
Alter gave a thumbs up as he took the bridge.
Searching in his bag Ethan pulled out a green sphere and pushed the button on top before throwing it at the beginning of the bridge; hitting the bottom of the truck bed face down.
Once the plasma grenade hit the street a small white ball appeared and then grew to about fifteen meter's, it lasted for a few seconds before dissipating Everyone in the vicinity heard a loud roar as air and debris flew to fill the vacuum created by the blast.
It worked; Ethan and Alter's pursuers drove right into Tokyo bay, because fifteen meters worth of bridge was missing.
"That was fun, let's do it again" Alter shouted back to a bewildered Ethan.
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October, 13'Th, 1840: Arendelle city, Kingdom of Arendelle,' Kjedelig som Dritt' family diner.
Anna slid her foot over to her sister's, which was across the table in and started to tickle the back of Elsa's ankle.
"Anna, behave" Elsa said in a quiet yet serious voice.
"Nope, don't wanna" Anna answered back with a smile
"Anna" Elsa said while giving her little sister a stern 'I mean it' look.
"Ok, I'll be good" Anna sincerely replied while withdrawing her foot. Ever since there fight a week earlier, Anna had been showing a little more maturity, while Elsa had in turn lightened up a little bit.
"Thank you my little princess." Elsa said trying to hide her relief at not having to deal with a mess brought on by the young Princess' antics.
"You used to love playing footsie under the table when we were little." Anna lamented, a little disappointed.
"Anna we are adults now, and also in public. It would not be proper."
"So what?"
"Anna, royalty sets the example."
"A boring example" the young noble replied and then added "I don't see why we couldn't stay at the 'Vill som en Jævel'?
"Because the 'Queen of shots' is retiring her crown. I don't want you going to a place like that, you could get hurt."
"Elsa, I've been going to that bar for an average of three nights a week for years. Besides I have to defend my title against Eric the asshole on Friday, at seven."
"Anna language, that's two."
"No wait, that's his name" Anna pleaded, not wanting to be at two before lunch was even over.
Elsa sighed "All right, I'll let that one slide, this time; and exactly how would you be defending this title?"
"By drinking Eric the… um butthole under a table"
"Anna you weigh ninety three pounds! How can you drink anyone under anything?"
"Ask Richard the fu…. Um sex head, I beat him with fifteen shots of whiskey."
"Fifteen shots of whiskey!? Anna how did you manage to make it that far?"
"Unlike some Queens, I actually earned my crown" Anna muttered under her breath and then shot her hand up to cover her mouth when she realized that she had said that out loud.
Elsa smiled; it was that 'special smile' that made Anna real nervous. "What do you mean by that sweetie?"
"I...Um...I…. oh just do it already" Anna huffed and squeezed her eyes shut."
"Once we are outside, dear"
"Ugh, now I have to wait for it. That's ten times worse."
"You'll live" Elsa commented, and started thinking about the stuff Anna had just said. "She is a grown woman now, just because you missed out on her childhood doesn't mean you can treat her like a kid now to make up for it. Anna has been acting really mature this last week and it's time to acknowledge it.
"Very well Anna, I suppose I should at least allow you the chance to at least retire undefeated. So I will be coming to watch your match against this Eric fellow.
"Yay!" Anna yelped as she jumped up to run around the table and hug her big sister; as the rest of the restaurant looked at the pair.
"Anna maybe you could be enthusiastic with an inside voice, you know so people won't stare at us." The pale blonde said as she returned the hug.
"People were already staring us, your majesty" Anna replied with a grin.
….
As the sisters walked down the sidewalk a few minutes after leaving the diner Elsa took Anna's hand into hers, making Anna's face light up like a Christmas tree with happiness.
"Yes my little princess smile, let me make you smile a hundred times for every time I made you cry."
"You really mean I can go to the contest on Friday."
"Yes, and I will even cheer you on"
"Can Kristoff, Punzie, and Flynn come too?"
"Of course, I'd say bring Sven as well but the owner of the bar might not approve of smelly reindeer coming inside."
"The owner didn't mind when Kristoff and he were whipping everyone at poker a couple of nights ago; the truly amazing part was when Sven started to deal."
"Poker?" Elsa asked, unfamiliar with the term.
"A new card game from the Americas that started getting popular here a couple of years ago"
"Interesting, how much money did Kristoff win?"
"Umm three hundred Specidalers and a basket of carrots"
"Carrots! "Elsa exclaimed while Anna covered her mouth after saying something out loud that she shouldn't have again.
"That man just wants me to make his life difficult. " Elsa huffed out in annoyance and then changed the subject, so she wouldn't ruin her and Anna's day out.
"Anna I hope you left a good tip when you paid the bill."
"Oh they said it was on the house, no charge for royalty."
"What?"
"I know right; hey I wonder if that no charge for royalty thing applies at the chocolatiers shop?"
"No it will not, and you most certainly will not… I repeat… not try." Elsa said curtly.
"Ahh… but I was going to get free stuff." Anna said with a frown.
"You already get free stuff Anna, the crown provides everything you need for free, and I give you a five thousand Specidaler allowance every week. I am going back there to pay our tab. Would you like to come with me?"
"No, I think I'll walk over to the fjord for a little bit"
"Alright, I'll be back in a few minutes. Oh and Anna."
"Yes" the Princess asked as she turned head around… and then caught a pellet of sleet to the butt. "Eeek" she yelped
"That was for your little comment at lunch about Queen's not earning crowns."
Anna rubbed her butt and pouted a little, and then stuck her tongue out and said "Meanie"
"I love you Anna "Elsa said walking off.
"You have a funny way of showing it" the Princess playfully shot back
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April 28, 1995: Tokyo, Japan,Akasaka district, Syndicate headquarters beneath the Tebanashimasu motel.
Alter brought the pick up to a halt as the engine died.
"Come on kolboynick, we have to get inside" The older agent said as he grabbed his own bug out bag from the truck.
As the two men walked into the motel lobby and then into the elevator, Ethan spoke. "Why now? It's been four years.
"Because you made a break thru." Alter answered as he pushed the buttons for the 1'st, 3'rd, 4'Th floors simultaneously, making a secret panel open on the elevator wall. Behind this panel was a small screen for Alter to hold his thumb against.
"If you mean those strange particles I found when I was testing for a piezoelectric effect; then that's hardly a breakthrough there worthless.
"You said yourself that they shouldn't even exist much less come out of a crystal
"Baywatch Nights also shouldn't exist, and it's pretty worthless too." Ethan retorted.
"Well let's see what Kagome has to say on the subject."
"Which Subject? The NC-597 particle or how much David Hasselhoff sucks. Ethan added sarcastically as the elevator doors started to open on to ops.
"Neither one apparently" Alter answered as the both looked down to see Kagome's dead body lying on the floor of the now burning operations room.
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October, 13'Th, 1840: Arendelle city, Kingdom of Arendelle, Fjord docks
The Princess strolled along the dock thinking of her sister (Who else of course) and smiling.
"She is so beautiful, and she loves me, and love to lick her twa…Ahhh NO! NOT AGAIN, Damn it Anna, snap out of it. She is your big sister; she is the Queen for fucks sake. Elsa would call you a sick freak for even thinking about it… hell this might be enough to send her back to her room, NO I'd rather be dead then see that happen.
"I'd snatch her by that braid and bend her over a table" Anna heard a large and loud man shouting as he and his buddies laughed and took slugs of off a cheap bottle of rum, they had been passing around.
"How rude" Anna thought; She might be a bi-sexual, tom boy, feisty pants, who would definitely be on Ritalin, if it existed at the time; but she was still a lady.
"She can freeze me anytime"
"Hey wait…" Anna said aloud as her brain started to connect the dots.
"I'd yank that ice dress up and take her to pound town.
"Elsa! That ass wipe is talking about Elsa."
"I wonder if her pussy tastes like vanilla ice cream"
"SILENCE!" Anna shouted at the top of her lungs. Cutting the man off mid-sentence.
"Fuck of…" The man started to shout before he recognized and kneelt down (Along with everyone in the vicinity.) the crown Princess; Anna of Arendelle.
"Your highness I... I'm …I" the man stalled
"SHUT UP!" Anna shouted. "So I guess you thought you were being clever."
"N…No my princes…"
"I SAID SHUT UP!" Anna roared; everyone was silent." NOT ONLY IS SHE YOUR QUEEN, SHE IS ALSO MY SISTER!" The Princess shouted as she slapped the foul man across the face. "I SHOULD GIVE YOU FIFTY LASHES IN THE TOWN SQUARE WITH MY OWN HAND; NO WAIT… A FLOGGING IS TOO GOOD FOR YOU; I THINK I'LL HAVE YOU EXECUTED!
"NO PLEASE I BEG YOU; I HAVE A WIFE AND TWO CHILDREN TO SUPPORT!" Begged the vulgar man
"AND THIS IS HOW YOU HONOR THEM?! BY MAKING CRUDE REMARKS ABOUT THEIR QUEEN! "
Bringing herself back to a royal stance, Anna spoke a little more calmly. "You seem all hot and bothered by my sister's body; maybe you should take a dip in the fjord to cool off. Yes from here to the south dock and back"
"Um, that's ok; I'm fine." The man said not wanting to swim in the freezing October weather.
"It was not a request." Anna said in a dark tone
Reluctantly the Man slowly climbed down in to the fjord, whining and shivering.
As Elsa walked up, returning from paying her and Anna's bill; she noticed that Anna was standing in a large crowd of people screaming at a man.
"Princess Anna please it's very cold and I'm really sorry…" The once boisterous man pleaded thru chattering teeth.
"I SAID SWIM FUCKER!" Anna screamed at the man floating in the fjord
"Now THAT one is number 2, my little princess."
Elsa's first thought was to walk over and take charge of the situation, but changed her mind. "No let her do it on her own; if I want her to act like an adult, then I have to treat her like one."
Most of the crowd and even Elsa felt pity for the man as he hollered in pain as the brackish waters of the fjord (already below freezing) cut into like a razor sharp knife as he swam to the south dock."
Once the man reached his starting point two of his drinking buddies made their way to the side of the fjord. Anna gave a permissive nod, and they pulled the man out and helped him stand up right.
All of Anna's anger was gone. With her normally sweet and bubbly smile, the Princess gently placed her hand on the dripping wet man who was crying and shaking (basically acting like a little bitch)
"Are you sorry for what you said?"
"Y, Yes m, ma'am, It was wrong to speak disrespectfully about the Queen"
"It was not just the Queen you disrespected. You wife probably wouldn't appreciate you openly lusting over other women, though I'm glad to see you have learned you lesson. Now I want you to go home and think about what you have done today. I want you to sit in front of a warm fire with your family and be thankful that your children still have their father.
"Ok you highness" He said as he slowly walked away while the crowd started to laugh, Anna would not allow that though.
"Everyone stop laughing, that man was in the wrong and I corrected his actions, however he shall not be subjected to ridicule."
The laughter stopped and the crowd started to quickly disperse; while Elsa quietly walked over to her sister and pulled her into a hug.
"I'm so proud of you Anna, you took charge and let everyone knew that the situation was in your control. Though I have to ask. Anna what did he say about me to make you so mad. Elsa said while kissing Anna on the cheek
"Oh it was so vile and disgusting, you don't want to know"
"It's Ok Anna, just tell me" The blonde sister insisted.
Anna looked away not wanting Elsa to see the redness in her cheeks, while answering in a small voice. "He wanted to know what you taste like."
"HE WHAT? AND YOU LET HIM GO!" Elsa cried out in alarm "People return to your homes, we have a dangerous cannibal on the loose, but do not be afraid. We will catch him.
Though some debate it, much of the historical community is certain that it was at that moment, that Anna invented the facepalm.