Still don't own listverse or Hetalia

This chapter is why it's rated T- I hope it's still T, anyway. This one is the worst out of all that are and will come. It has mention of adult themes…. if it bothers you, don't read! Thanks for being interested though. Look back at chapter one, or move ahead when the other chapters are up! :)

Special appearance by Prussia!

Chapter 2: Norway & Itching Powder

So far in the war, England had been using Itching powder to sabotage Germany by sprinkling it on his uniforms before they left the factories, and Sweden had been helping him by putting itching powder in letters. So, when Norway asked for some itching powder, England didn't think too much of it. But he should have. He really should have.

~Norway & Denmark in a Factory~

In the large cavernous factory, their two voices echoed around them. Norway was taking their task seriously. Oddly enough, Denmark was not.

"Norge, this is hilarious!"

"Denmark, shut up, or someone will hear us."

"Who?"

"There's a guard somewhere. Just shut up."

"But it's great, Germany won't know what hit him!"

"Be quiet."

"Okay,okay."

They continued their monotonous task.

~Later, in Germany's house~

Germany was looking forward to relaxing. It's tiring, trying to suppress conquered nations while fighting nations that just seem to be getting stronger, while coordinating with an ally halfway across the world, and trying to protect a different, rather useless ally, all at the same time. So Germany felt he deserved a little rest. But then the phone rang.

"Hello?"

"West!"

"What, Prussia?"

"Can you pick me up from the hospital?"

"Why are you at the hospital?"

"I was at this awesome bar, where I met this awesome girl, not as awesome as me, of course, but close, and we were going to do some awesome things, but I had to use this unawesome condom, and my five meters started seriously itching!"

"Mein Gott! Why did you need to tell me this?"

"Well you asked!"

"Fine… I'm coming ."

~Even Later~

"What the hell did you do, Norway?!"

"He deserved it."

"Well, it's a little.. extreme, don't you think?"

"England, he's currently occupying my country; I don't think there's anything too extreme."

A/N: Don't listen to Prussia when he says condoms are unawsome. He's just upset about the itching. Practice safe sex kids! This story was really awkward for me to write…. I'm sorry.