A/N: England come up a lot, doesn't he? He's going to come up a couple more times, Sorry about that. Also, I'm not going to try to write Sweden's accent. I can't do it.
Sweden, England, and Fake invitations
"Pss,pss, Sweden"
"England?"
"I heard that your German embassy is holding an exclusive show."
"It is."
"What would you think it we made fake invitations, and sent them to the axis and their supporters? The results would be hilarious!"
"Hmmm… why not?"
Together, the two of them got to work making invitations.
~Day of the show~
England was laughing as he watched with binoculars from the rooftop. Sweden wasn't laughing, but he was smiling. Meanwhile, on the ground...
"Hey Germany! Thanks for inviting us!"
"I agree with Italy."
"Yeah bruder, that was awesome of you!"
"Italy, Japan, Prussia, what are you doing here?"
"Well, you invited us, right?"
"Umm… I didn't realize you got invitations."
"What do you mean? They are right here."
"I wonder why they are different colors? Mine is blue and yours are white."
"Who knows? Can we get pasta?"
Thousands of others were also gathered outside, waiting for their seats. Germany was growing increasingly confused. How were they going to be able to fit everybody inside?
At this point. Another German officer ran up to Germany.
"Mr. Germany! Where did all these people come from?"
"That's what I was thinking. I thought only a few would be coming."
"A lot of people have been bringing white tickets. I thought all of ours were printed in blue!"
"They are…"
"What do we do now?"
"I suppose we have to tell people their tickets were fake…"
"Waaaa! Germany, what are we suppose to do?"
"Don't worry about it Italy. You all can probably come in. I don't know how we're going to tell everybody else they can't…"
As he walked forward through the crowd, Germany was not looking forward to the announcement he was about to make. Turning to the officer who had come to him.
"Do you know where I can find a bullhorn?"
A/N: The thousands of people who showed up in real life were turned into laughing stock, if you were wondering. I have no idea what the actual invitations were colored as, if they were colored at all. My rationale, if you were curious, as to why the other Axis (and prussia), weren't invited: It was 1944, so the other countries were probably busy in their respective spheres of war, so Germany (being the efficient country he is), wouldn't have wanted to trouble them in trying to find a way to get to Sweden. I think Germany would be there because he probably had something to do in Sweden anyway…. Review?