Still don't own hetalia.
Norway and Laxatives
After the condoms incident, England was a little worried about what Norway would do to Germany.
"England. Could you send a lot of a laxative that can easily be added to vegetable oil? And quickly? It's extremely urgent."
"I guess… but should I ask why?"
" The German bastard is taking all of my sardines."
"Ok then…"
Soon after, a large amount of croton oil was covertly sent to Norway.
~Norway and Denmark, in a different factory~
It was a similar scenario, but Denmark was slightly less excited.
"Norge, this doesn't compete with the last factory we snuck through."
"It's more serious."
"But it's not as fun!"
"These are my best sardines. Germany is sending them to his U-boats, for their crews to eat."
"Ohh….Ha! That's actually pretty funny. Not as fun as the condoms."
"It still works."
"True. But can we do a repeat of the condoms?"
"No."
"You're no fun."
"Doesn't matter."
"Fine…"
They continued pouring into the vats.
~A later date~
Germany was taking another well-deserved break when Prussia came barging through the door. The look on his face implied something had gone horribly wrong. Now that Germany thought about it, wasn't he suppose to still be on a u-boat tour?
"I never want to talk about that tour again. Actually, I want nothing to do with U-boats ever again! It was way un-awesome."
"What happened?"
"It was disgusting! It must have been from the canned food. We were in the middle of the atlantic ocean, and we all got the most un-awesome diarrhea at the same time!"
"...I knew I shouldn't have asked."
A/N: I almost feel bad for Prussia being on the receiving end of Norway's ideas… but he needs to be humbled from time to time. Fangirls, please don't kill me! I beg you. Also, reviews would be nice.