On The Road
Disclaimer: CBS owns Criminal Minds, but I have an inventive mind
Summary: It's a slow day at the BAU and the to pass the time Emily and JJ engage in a competitive game of ping pong with Hotch and Dave...
A/N: Here's the newest chapter, and we've only got one more in this series. Enjoy.
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"I have been up against tough competition all my whole life. I wouldn't know how to get along without it." Walt Disney
Hotch's head looked up when he heard Dave groan and looked over when he saw Emily and JJ barge into his office.
"You two need something?" Hotch asked grimacing when he saw the smirks on their faces. 'Nothing ever good comes with those smirks.'
Both women flop down on Hotch's office couch and sigh.
"We're bored" Emily said "Entertain us."
Both men internally winced at that idea, they've both been on the receiving end of their boredom.
"Why don't you entertain yourselves?" Dave asked "Go hang out with Garcia or Reid or heck even Morgan."
JJ rolled her eyes, "Garcia's watching some sappy movie with Morgan and Kevin. Reid is buried in books and I don't plan to spend my time burying my nose in a book that's in a language I don't even know."
JJ turned to Emily, "What language was that anyway?"
"Looks Celtic" Emily said "Come on, play a game with us."
"We're working on finishing our case files" Hotch told them "Why don't you two do yours or entertain yourselves?"
"We already finished our files" Emily answered smugly.
"Come on" JJ whined "How about after you finish your files you play a game with us? Just a quick game of ping pong?"
Dave lowered his head, while Hotch huffed out, "Fine but one game, got it?"
"Got it" Emily said.
"Now quiet so we can finish working" Dave said picking up his pen.
"Am I there yet?" JJ asked Emily.
"Yep" Emily said, closing her eyes while extending her arm for JJ.
JJ saw Emily's eyes were closed and placed her index finger on Emily's exposed wrist.
"Am I there yet?" JJ asked trailing her finger up her arm.
"No" Emily said.
JJ's finger kept moving up the inside of the arm, "Am I there yet?"
"No" Emily replied.
JJ's index finger kept going up Emily's arm, "Am I there yet?"
"Yes" Emily said hearing JJ chuckle causing the brunette to open her eyes and look down "Damn."
"You lose" JJ chuckled seeing that her finger didn't reach the indentation in Emily's upper arm where the main vein was at.
"Ladies, please?" Dave said, "Something a bit quieter."
"Thumb War?" Emily asked JJ.
JJ nodded and the two women linked their hands together, thumbs pressing against each other.
"One, two, three, four I declare a thumb war" Both women said wrestling their thumbs for dominance.
The two were grunting as their thumbs fought for control with Emily chuckling.
"Yes, and Prentiss is the best" Emily said gloating.
"You two almost done yet?" JJ asked in a bored tone.
"Girls!" Hotch said "Five more minutes, please."
"Down down baby?" JJ asked Emily.
"Down down baby" Emily said smirking when she heard both men huff in annoyance.
"Down down baby" Emily and JJ sang "Down down the roller coaster. Sweet sweet baby, I'll never let you go."
Hotch gave Dave a look, mouthing 'hurry up'.
"Chimmy chimmy cocoa pop" both women sang giggling "Chimmy chimmy pow. Chimmy chimmy cocoa pop, chimmy chimmy pow..."
"We're done" Dave said throwing his pen down giving Hotch an imploring look.
"Oh thank God" Emily said.
Both women headed for the door, "The ping pong is set up in the bullpen."
"Wait, how did you get authorization for that..." Hotch said "And their gone."
Hotch trailed off seeing the two head for the bullpen.
"I got to admit, those two scare me" Dave said heading down the catwalk.
"Ok, who's going to keep score?" Emily asked the two men.
Hotch frowned, "Why do we need to keep score?"
"So we could know who the winner is, duh" JJ said.
Dave raised an eyebrow at the competitiveness in the two women's faces, "I'm not playing you. My body aches just remembering last week."
"Chicken?" JJ said raising an eyebrow at Dave.
"You're out too?" Emily asked turning her attention back to Hotch.
"Oh no, I'll play" Hotch said looking over at JJ "You sit this one out, this is between me and her."
JJ looked over at Emily, "Em?"
"Oh, it is so on" Emily said grinning at the two men.
Hotch and Emily grabbed the paddles, JJ whispered, "Kick his ass."
"Prentiss, wipe the smirk off your face and serve" Hotch told Emily.
Emily smirked and grabbed the ping pong ball, serving it to Hotch who hit back.
Emily hit the ball and laughed when Hotch missed the ball, "He he."
"Don't get too cocky, Prentiss" Hotch said "I happen to know a thing or two about..."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah" Emily said waving him off "Just hit the ball."
Dave's eyebrows rose up at the tone.
"Guess she's competitive, huh?" Dave told JJ.
"You're kidding right?" JJ said giving him a look.
Hotch served the ball at Emily, who hit it back at him gracefully which made Hotch hit more aggressively making Emily return it just as aggressive.
"Come on, Prentiss!" JJ said "Wipe the floor with him."
"Guess Emily's not the only competitive one" Dave muttered earning a glare from the blonde.
Emily strikes the ball, and the two found a pattern were going back and forth not stopping, each not backing down from the challenge.
After awhile Hotch could feel his bones ache but he wasn't going to let her win this time. It was bad enough living down the ass kicking he got from the self defense class and couldn't stop remembering the singing in the car, he had to win this one.
Hotch served the ball back hard, hitting the table but Emily missed it and it hit the floor, making Hotch smirk at her.
Raising an eyebrow at the him, JJ handed Emily the ball, "So that's how it's going to be?"
"You better believe it" Hotch replied smugly.
"Don't get so full of yourself, Hotchner" Emily said cooly "As you know I won the last two rounds."
"Guess your mother didn't instill lady like manners when she was shipping you off to boarding schools, huh?" Hotch said wincing at the look that flashed before Emily's eyes.
"Ooh" JJ and Dave muttered.
"I am so going to enjoy kicking your ass again" Emily said "Final round."
Emily watched as Hotch served the ball again and this time she went full force hitting the ball which ended up smacking Hotch in the forehead.
"And that's how it's done" Emily said dropping the paddle "Prentiss wins, now Prentiss out."
Hotch dropped the paddle to rub his forehead, "Damn it, woman."
Emily turned around before she could leave, and said, "What did you say?"
Dave's jaw dropped and said, "Nothing, he didn't say a thing."
Emily shot Dave a pointed look but walked up to Hotch, "Care to repeat what you just said?"
Hotch just shrugged, "Never mind."
Emily sighed as she turned to JJ and said, "Should I?"
JJ smirked and nodded, "Do it."
Emily walked over to Hotch, kissed him on the lips and pulled back turning to JJ, "Pizza?"
"Thank God, watching that ping pong match made me hungry." JJ said as the two headed for the elevators,
"You're hungry?" Emily said, "Why am I not surprised."
Hotch and Dave watched in shock as the two women walked into the elevator, and JJ winked at Dave as the silver door closed.
"What just happened?" Hotch asked Dave.
Dave shook his head, "I don't even have a clue."
As Emily and JJ walked through the parking garage to her car, JJ said, "So how was kissing Hotch?"
Getting into Emily's car, Emily shrugged, "Not a bad. He's actually quite a good kisser."
JJ rolled her eyes, "Please, 'quite a good kisser'? " JJ said "I know you totally loved it."
Groaning, "Fine, you win. It was fan-freaking-tastic. Satisfied?" Emily said starting her car.
"Nope" JJ said shaking her head, "I didn't get to kiss Dave."
Turning to pull out of her parking spot, "Well whose fault is that?" Emily said teasingly.
"Shut up." JJ grumbled.
"Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim." Bertrand Russell
To Be Concluded...
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