Disclaimer: Yeah yeah, we all get it, Harry Potter is not mine.
A/N: Originally I was going to skip this part but some of you were looking forward to it (see, this is why people should review) so I decided to write it and so here it is...
Chapter Nineteen
"Stop being so gentle and let it snap, I don't care and she's numb, it's not as if she's gonna feel anything anyway." Draco spoke bitterly.
"Alright," Deverick shrugged and let the elastic string snap as it balanced on Bella's face, giving her a plastic beak instead of a humans nose which complimented well to her banded yellow feathered wings as she sat on the stool that she would soon make a fool of herself on.
Right there, in the middle of Diagon Alley.
People bustled past, giving her quick curious glances as the packed streets littered with busy shoppers right at peak time.
"Are you sure you want to do this?" Vick asked.
"Don't be such a wanker, of course I'm sure. Now shut up and stop ruining everybody's fun." Draco responded, glancing up to the top of store roofs where the Death Eaters awaited the grand finale, everyone was invited, much unlike the smaller more quaint ceremony done earlier. Her four new friends sat at ground level on chairs. Sad to say, after that evening alone with Bella, they just hadn't been the same. Chicken guy stopped asking for his chicken and mullet dude, well, let's not talk about his now new state of being, and the lifeless duo became even more dejected, who knew it was possible?
"Ready, Bella?" Draco asked, just as lifeless as the duo, he grabbed the back of her head and made her nod. "Great, let's get this over with, Dev, you know what do to."
Dev pointed his wand at Draco's throat and his voiced echoed across the streets. "Ladies and gentlemen!" he boomed. "You hate her, never loved her, she stole your candy when she was little and she steals your money now. Cursed you, cursed your family, cursed your dog, yeah, I saw you that one time Bellatrix don't think I didn't. She's evil, she's rude, she's crude, she never gave you a present for your birthday," Draco glared at her. "She's Bellatrix Lestrange! Gather round as you'll see first hand, how payback is a bitch!" Dev undid the spell as Draco took his spot at the front of the crowd, turning his attention to Bella as he un-numbed her body and began to control it.
Bella stood up as Draco transformed the stool into a small stage as she turned almost robotically to it and stepped onto it, standing before the growing crowd. They curiously peered at her, anxiously awaiting her first move. The curiosity rose with an edge as the seconds rolled on by and then, all of a sudden, unceremoniously, she clucked. The younger ones immediately started laughing. She stretched out her arms and tucked them into her underarms and began to dance. Flapping her 'wings', clucking and doing the hockey pokey, she sure was a sight to see.
All of a sudden, she hopped and flapped her wings, in an attempt to fly. She turned around and shaked her behind all while flapping her wings, turned around and did it all over again and added a cluck for good measure. Surely enough, she started to pee-pee dance and the crowd was a riot in laughter.
"Any requests?" Draco asked the crowd. A bunch of hands shot up in the air and some just yelled their suggestions out loud.
"Electric slide!"
"The Hustle!"
"Running man!"
Sure enough, every turn, slide, point and anything and everything else was implemented on Bella. Every embarrassing dance done chicken style. Just because these dances were a part of the muggle world, didn't mean they weren't practiced from time to time and shared by muggleborns in the wizarding world... and yes, that included the macarena.
"Heeeey, Macarena! AAAhAA!" everyone sang along as Bella did the very dance of the song that was sung.
Bella decided enough was enough, they had their laugh, trying all that she could she tried to break herself free from the spell. "E-noff... Stohp-ih... I'm... killing... all oph-YOU!" she gritted, muffled by the beak. Still trying to break free from the spell in the midst of her dance moves she stumbled and tripped off the stage crashing head first into the crowd, who in turn, parted and let her fall to her awaited spot on the ground.
The crowd stopped laughing and singing immediately, some with concerned faces, some just waiting for the dancing to resume.
Draco moved in her direction, "Everyone stand back, she's lethal!" he kicked her side but she didn't move, he tried to kick her one more time but her hand shot up in the air and grabbed is foot, kicking her one more time she let her grip go and let out a grunt. "Tie her up," Draco spoke to Dev as he crouched down to her ear, "Next time, dear aunt, do what I tell you to do and I won't make you look like such a, what was that word your friend used? Oh yeah, shitter."