Lucius Malfoy x Gerald Croft
Gerald was sat at the table with Sheila and the rest of the Birling family, when they heard a ring at the doorbell. The family was confused, what would somebody want to talk about with them at this hour? They didn't even have a fucking doorbell.
Edna majestically appeared from the room opposite to the Birling family dinner table, and went to answer the door. The family continued speaking about business and the wedding, but Gerald had an uncomfortable feeling in the pit of his stomach that something was wrong about this strange call at the door at this time of night.
"It's an inspector!" called Edna from the doorway to the family, returning with a rather tall man with long, bleach blonde hair, and draped in black robes. He had a disgusted look on his face and an object in his hand that Gerald could not describe.
"I'm not a fucking inspector, you old bag."
He lifted the object in his hand and pointed it to her face, "AVADA KADAVRA!"
The maid dropped dead at their feet, and the entire Birling family and Gerald stood up with shock; hands in the air. The tall man approached the table; the stick-like object pointed at Mr Birling, and sat down in the seat opposite to him, taking a sip of the wine glass already placed there.
Gerald was terribly frightened, and was shaking as the tall man introduced himself as, "Lucius Malfoy, a deatheater."
Before Lucius was able to strike the weapon (which Gerald assumed was a wizard's wand, after Lucius exclaimed that he was a deatheater) at Mr Birling, the young man lunged at him, holding onto the man's black robes and begging him for the mercy of him and the family.
Lucius was distressed at the sight of the very rich-looking man pinned to him, holding firmly onto his newly cleaned black silk robes, and whispered, rude, before taking out the father of the family with his previously used spell that had killed Edna.
"Please, Lucius!" Gerald begged, "for God's sake have mercy!"
There were tears in the young man's eyes, and Lucius suddenly saw how beautiful he was. He was almost as beautiful as his son, Draco.
Lucius leant down to the younger man, and softly kissed him – and Gerald took that as a sign, and kissed him passionately back.
Oswald slowly opened the door to the Birling house, knowing he was probably safe from his mother's strange player activities, but thought differently when he saw the horrific sight of two naked men rolling around on the Birling family table.
"Not again." He exclaimed, before shutting the door on the horrid sight, and running away into the void.