I DON'T OWN ANYTHING TWILIGHT RELATED!

A/N ~ there was some confusion on Bella's age etc. just to clear this up; she had her baby a few weeks after she turned 17, then she moved to Forks while she was still 17. It's Fanfic so anything goes xx
Anyway this chapter is mostly filler. Had nothing to do, so think I'd waste a few hrs. while waiting for my girls to be dropped off from day care! Enjoy!
P.S thank you all for the reviews!

Again this story remains un beta'd so I own all my FUCK UPS!

JASPER

When Bella told me about who the little baby was in the photograph; I was stunned, speechless. I really had no idea what to say. I could feel her grief and her sadness for a little boy who she will always love. So I just held her tight and rubbed soothing circles up and down her back and let her cry for her lost son.

When Peter and Char arrived, Bella couldn't stop calling Peter a 'tard'. It was kind of funny. When he walked over to her bar area near the rear sliding door that exits to her entertainment area, Peter must have been looking for a drink, as the next thing I hear is Bella shrieks 'what the fuck, tard? If you want a fucking drink ask. Don't, fucking touch my stuff without my permission. Is. That. Understood?" Bella wasn't happy. I know Peter likes to be a dick, but I think he was pushing a bit far.

"I'm sorry Iz, but may I please have a whisky?" Peter looked embarrassed. Char also whacked him upside the back of his head and told him that she was ashamed of him for helping himself to someone else's things and that his momma would be rolling in her grave if she saw him. Go Char!

Bella hi-5ed Char and giggled, "Yes, Peter, you may have a drink." She poured him a nice, big, glass, of whisky.

"It's a lovely home you have here Bella." Char told her. Bella grinned at her "thanks Char, I love it here. I'll show you around hey?" Char nodded her head and smiled at Bella, "sure I'd love that" Char replied.

While Bella was showing Charlotte through her house Peter took me outside, since the sun had gone down completely it was now safe for us to venture outside without risk of exposure. "So what ya going to do when spitfire has to go back in 10 months?" I seriously had no idea how to answer Peter's question. I rubbed the back of my neck and shrugged my shoulders. "I have no idea Pete, unless you know of something we can do where no one will ask questions."

I had an idea of getting all her personal belongs out of her house, and using a body left over from our meal that had a build similar to Bella's a burn the house down, and stage it to make it look like an accident. "Oooo, I like that idea, Major, But if we are to do that, you have to talk to her after she comes back from visiting her father after Christmas. If she agrees, we will need to burn the house when there is a storm. Now it's September now, May as far as I can tell is looking good for a month of when the afternoons will be particularly stormy."

I grinned at Peter and sent him some gratitude. I liked my idea more and more. I pretty much had a few months to think about how we were going to do it; but see if Bella still wanted to be changed. I heard Bella and Charlotte coming through the sliding door to where we were standing. Charlotte grinned at both me and her husband; I guessing she heard what we had just discussed. She gave us a slight nod of her head in agreement with what was just discussed.

When Bella wasn't paying attention, Char spoke too low for Bella to overhear, "I love her as a sister, you better not fuck this up Jasper, if you do, I'll personally remove your head for a long time." Gosh I shivered when Char said that. She never fucks around when she makes a threat so I knew she was deadly serious in her threat. I nodded my head quickly and swallowed thickly, "understood Char, I love her too."

Bella stubbed out her cigarette butt. Peter pounced on her and wrapped her up in a friendly hug. "Now Sug, since you have shown my lovely wife your lovely home, may I have a tour now?" Bella rolled her eyes at him. "Yeah, you can have a tour; only since you asked nicely." They got up and went inside. Char threw Bella and apologetic smile. Bella smiled back and I could feel mischievousness radiate off Bella in waves. I wonder what she is going to do.

Char came over to me and kissed me on the cheek, "she sure is a lovely woman, Jasper. I can't believe that you ex family wanted her out of the picture." I could only nod at her and smile. If I ever came across my ex family again they wouldn't live to see another day. We chatted for a bit longer then I could hear shrill screams coming from Peter. I tuned into what Bella was feeling and she was pretty smug and elated. I grinned at Char I had to see what they were up to this had to be epic for Peter to be screaming like a girl!

We located his screams coming from Bella's guest room. Peter was lying face first on the bed and Bella was sitting on his back with a can of deodorant, and a lighter sitting on his back also. In the other had Bella was holding a massive dildo. Char couldn't contain her silent laughter anymore and bust out rolling on the floor in laughter! I'm sure if she could cry she would be shedding tears and pissing her pants she was laughing that hard at the sight before her.

Bella had the back of Peter's pants pulled down so they were resting just under his ass cheeks. And the Dildo was aimed for his asshole. Then Bella leant forward and whispered in his ear. We could all hear her "touch my shit again, and you will become my little bum buddy. You got that tard? Or do I need to draw you little pictures?" Peter was terrified. No wonder he called her spitfire.

Peter nodded his head slowly up and down in a 'yes' motion. Bella huffed and shoved the dildo dangerously closer to poor Peter's ass. He whimpered. Bella spoke up loud and clear "I can't fucking hear you maggot." This was like watching a train wreck. You couldn't look away. Bella was fucking scary when she was pissed. I'd love to know what Peter touched to piss her off. I am hoping that it wasn't Brandon. Peter whimpered again, and I think the dildo actually penetrated poor Peter as I seen him clench his ass cheeks and grunt. Bella huffed again and tapped her fingernails on his back. "YES! IM SO FUCKING SORRY BELLA! I DIDN'T MEAN TO TOUCH HIM! I WAS JUST CURIOUS! I SWEAR!" Peter bellowed out like a wounded bull.

Bella removed the dildo and whacked him up the back of the head with it. She was going to do with the can of body spray and lighter. Then she turned and sprayed the can up above peter's head and lit it on fire! Fuck I think my Balls have officially migrated north! Bella turned to look at Char "sorry Char but, he is dead if he touched things he shouldn't again. Maybe you can remove his hands if he tried again." Char laughed and moved over to hug Bella. After they released each other char helped peter pull his pants back up and get himself re composed. I now think he is scared of my Bell. All I can feel is a small amount of fear coming from him. I smiled at Bella and looked at Peter and Bella nodded at me so I sent her a small amount of what Peter was feeling. She walked up near him and yelled "BOO". Poor fucker jumped almost through the ceiling in Bella's spare room.

A/N ~ There you go ladies. Something to laugh at! I think FanFic is playing up as I never had anything come through to me in my inbox. I had to actually go and look at the reviews via the story itself! Anyway I hope if there is a problem that it will be fixed soon! Happy Friday too!