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A/N ~ Thank you for the reviews so far! I didn't think I would have as many reviews as I have gotten! So a big thanks to each and every one of you. Not much to say in this author note. So I am just going to keep it short. As usual this story is un beta'd so if I fuck up I'm sorry but I do double check my work as I am writing!

PETER

Wow Iz was one pissed off kitten. I didn't think she would actually go off at me for touching an urn. She told me that was her son and that I couldn't touch without permission. Pretty much, DON'T touch it at ALL. And fuck I learnt about touching her stuff without permission the hard way.

After we left her study she showed me one of her spare rooms then told me to lay face first on the bed. Ooo kinky was my first thought when she sat on my back. She then pulled my pants down so that they were resting just under my ass. Then I started to actually think she had a thing for butts! Lo and behold, she told me not move or she would torch me and that I wouldn't be the first vamp that she has torched. That's when I screamed like a little bitch. How embarrassing, was my thought at screaming. Next thing I know she belts me upside the head with something hard. I didn't hurt but it was a fucking dildo. I screamed again; if I could shit I would have shat myself then and there; as I knew that thing was going to be rammed into my ass, and I had to keep still cos she had fire power and I am fucking shit scared of fire.

Next thing I know Jasper and Char where also in the room. Char was full on laughing and rolling on the floor. Damn woman couldn't even help me out of this sticky situation. But I still love her so I am going to just have to take my punishment like a man. So embarrassing good thing I can't blush since I'm kind of dead.

Iz started talking to me in my ear. I was a bit frightened when I felt the dildo resting between my ass cheeks. All I could do was nod to what she said. Then she raised her voice and motioned the ass raping device to sit right at my asshole. Then I clenched my ass checks and answered her. She was one scary bitch and from this moment on I knew not to touch her things unless I asked or she told me too.

I couldn't wait for our little swan to join our family but I 'knew' that it was going to be a tough road for her and Jasper to travel. There were things I 'knew' but couldn't tell Jasper as if I did give this information to him then their paths would take even longer before they were on the same track.

I 'knew' that Iz had a training excursion coming up in the first week of December that wouldn't be finished until Christmas eve, then she would be going to visit her father until new year.

I also 'knew ' that she would run into a Cullen while she was visiting her father. She isn't going to be uber happy when she spoke to that person, but it will do her a lot of good and let go of the hurt and anger that she carries. She will also get some answers to her questions.

I also 'knew' Jasper was planning on faking Iz's death but that shit was not going to fly when the Fed's come to investigate a 'house fire'. She has to go back to Afghanistan. There will be an accident.

I'm not happy about it but she will be fine. Jasper will not be okay for a while. He will be very, very protective of my new sister for a few weeks before Iz loses her shit. I can't actually wait to see that happen.

I wonder if she is going to threaten him with the dildo. She will be given an honourable discharge and then she will be free to do as she pleases, which means that she will be a permanent part of our family.

I'm so fucking excited and Char baby loves Miss Belle like a sister. All in all it's going to be a pretty bumpy ride for my baby sister and the Major.

I really love Iz's home. It's just amazing. I really feel like tearing down our house on the farm, back home and building a new house just like this one. Maybe I'll talk to the missus about it and see if she agrees.

Oh and I want a Hummer too. I saw Iz's baby and yeah I almost creamed my pants. That would have been embarrassing.

"Captain" I ask Iz, "may I please have another drink?" I throw my famous panty dropping grin her way, she rolls her eyes at me and smirks. "No." she tells me.

I swear I looked like some punk kid just kicked my puppy or I found out Christmas was cancelled. Iz was full on laughing at the look I must have given. Char back hand me up the head. "Ow, woman that shit hurts." Char baby just grins at me. So I just shrug my shoulders.

Iz has calmed down now, and walks behind the bar and refills my drink for me. "Here you go old fella, enjoy hey. And I'm sorry about the dildo and shit earlier." I nod at her and smile a sheepish smile. I am really terribly embarrassed about that still. "Thanks for the drink Iz, and I promise to never ever touch things again. Okay I really am sorry." I take a big sip of my drink and pull my pack of smokes out of Char's purse that is sitting on Iz's breakfast bar and take my drink outside to have a smoke.

Iz comes outside to join me for a smoke. She comes up beside me and gives me a hug. And a quick peck on the cheek. "I'm sorry if I scared you with the dildo, but sometimes I do tend to go too far sometimes." I wrap and arm around her "your forgiven sister, I totally deserved that, and if you pushed that thing any further forward you would be holding my back door's V card about now."

She busts out laughing. "I'm really honoured that you call me a sister Peter." Iz tells me, and continues with watery eyes, "its means a lot to me." She stands to move in front of me and engulfs me in a hug as hard as she can give. I pat her carefully on her back. "You're welcome, Darlin'"

"Hey Jasper or Char baby, want to bring out that bottle of piss and an extra glass?" Iz calls out in a normal tone. It's awesome she doesn't have to shout. She could whisper and they still would have heard her clear as day. Char brings the glass and hand it to Iz. Iz gives Char a quick peck on the cheek, and Jasper flits out and pours a drink for her while stealing one of her smokes and has it lit before Iz can blink.

We sit around til at least 2 in the morning drinking and smoking and talking about random things. Jasper got really pissy when Iz told him that when the family abandoned her in Forks; they left unfished business behind.

She told us about how she got the bite mark on her wrist. I was pretty livid that Jasper knew that Iz was his mate for that long but still let a nomad fuck her up badly and bite her. But he was actually the hero of the day and destroyed the fucker.

I also had to laugh when she told us that she got away from the Pixie and Jasper at the Airport. That shit was fucking golden. The Badass Major was given the slip and the deranged Pixie bitch didn't see that shit coming. I laughed my fucking ass off at that shit. Iz laughed too. She told us that she was pretty proud of being able to do that.

Bella (she told me to stop calling her Iz; as that's what all her Army buddies call her) also told us about some French fucker called Laurent that tried to make a snack out of her but a pack of wolves fucked him up and burnt him. Jasper was pissed about that too.

"Oh and remember Icky Vicky, Jasper. Yeah bitch had a thing for me where she was all pissy about a mate for a mate; eye for an eye sort of thing. Bitch didn't see it coming when I burnt that bitch to ashes." She busted up laughing.

We were pretty fucking stunned. I actually though she was just trying to scare me when she told me she had torched a vamp before and reinstated her words when she lit a can of body spray half a foot above my head after my near ass rape was over.

"Yeah I told Eddeafears, that she needed to be exterminated like a cockroach and that if we didn't she would cause problems later on." Jasper informed us. Fuck me little shit never listens. Always thinking he knows everything, just cos he can read your mind.

Fucking. Virgin. Fagboy.

Bella was livid. I thought she was going to demand Jasper call him up on the phone so Bella could go off at him. But I told her not to drink and dial that shit wasn't hot, and as a big brother I didn't want them here in her home taking over and I'm 100% certain she didn't want that shit either.

Bella started to yawn so Jasper helped her up and helped into her pyjamas and gave her a tall glass of water and sent her to bed. After Char and I wished her a goodnight and told us to come back tomorrow. We thanked her for having us over tonight and I also apologised for being a dick again. She brushed me off and told me that she hoped I had learnt my lesson. "Yes, ma'am" I told her, and she nodded once at me in acknowledgment.

When he came back outside I just stood up and engulfed him in a man hug. I was so proud of my brother for finding a strong woman. I already knew the poor fucker was pussy whipped. "Our Iz is just full of surprises hey Major?" I asked him. He nodded his head up and down in a 'yes' motion.

"Did you bring my bag with you guys from the Hotel?" Jasper asked us. "Sure, we sure did" Char tells him. "I'll go grab it now, I'm sure you could use a shower." Jasper nods his head in agreement to the shower. Char goes out to get his bag.

Once my beautiful sexy wife came back and handed Jasper his back we wished him a goodnight and told him we would be back tomorrow so we could all sit and discuss things with Bella.

A/N ~ there you go ladies. 3 chapters in a matter of days! So proud of myself. I do hope that you have enjoyed Peter's input into the story. It has spoilers in it. Yeah I know. But I haven't given too much away. Send me some love.

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