Brock X Craig's Knees

Craig stared in shock at the person who had just jumped out of the TV screen and was currently standing in front of him.

The person crouched down so that he was eye level to Craig's knees. "Hi there. I'm Brock."

Craig fainted as his knees jumped off of his body towards Brock and began to climb all over him. Rude.

Oswald found himself, once again, in a completely different world to his own. Hopefully in this one he'll find some peace. Alas, t'was not to be. As he opened the door and peered in, he shrieked in horror. What the fuck is wrong with these people?