Ian Mckellen x Molly Weasley
Molly Weasley was pregnant...for the eighth time. She was up in a tree, with Arthur and Draco Malfoy, when she began birthing a horrific sight. Her uterus began to glow yellow!
"I AM A BENCH WARMER!" screamed Molly, as she fired a 70+ year old man from her nipnop, and he flew out of the tree and had to climb back up using only his sharp wit and his even sharper good looks. He enticed the tree.
"My son," Molly smiled, stroking the man's beard, "Arthur, shall we begin the incestuous ritual?!"
Draco and Alfred, sorry, I mean Arthur, nodded in agreement.
Oswald was taking a long stroll outside to get some fresh air. He really needed to clear his head from all the memories... he would never be able to look at a taser to same way ever again. He heard a noise which sounded like gay incest. He looked upwards, noticing a gang in a tree, which would definitely give him nightmares for the next century of his godforsaken life. It was as though Chloe looked upwards at a tree one day and saw Aizen stabbing both Momo and Yuka in the face at the same time. Seriously, it WAS THAT BAD. Oswald shanked himself with his umbrella.