It was a normal day in a certain studio. A familiar blue cat was eating fish and a familiar human-reindeer hybrid was eating cotton candy.
"She sure is late, isn't she, Happy?" the hybrid asked.
"Aye. She is, Chopper," the cat replied. "There isn't much for her to do."
"Even if she does have school work, she should have time in the weekends to do her stories, don't you think?"
"Yeah. Now that I think about it, I haven't seen Xion either. Do you two know where she is?"
"Wait. If Xion-nee is gone and kingdom cure isn't here..." Chopper placed two and two together.
"Aye. It could mean one thing."
"STOP CHASING ME ALREADYYYYYYYYY! AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!" came a certain someone.
"I WILL! WHEN YOU DIE!" came another certain someone.
"I see they're still at it," Happy said in a monotone.
"This seems to have become a routine for them," Chopper said.
Kingdom cure and Xion entered the studio, running around the place. The three anime characters just sat back and enjoyed the show.
"This is actually entertaining after some time," Chopper spoke.
"Aye. Can't argue with that," Happy agreed.
"You two! Don't just sit there! Help me!" the poor authoress begged, trying to escape from her pursuer.
Kingdom cure then stopped at a corner and turned to see the Keyblader closing in.
"You're mine now!" Xion shouted.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
A mallet then came down and knocked her out.
"You okay?" came another writer.
"My heroine!" kingdom cure teared up happily. "And now to make sure she doesn't bother me for a long while!" She brings out a metal box and hurrily puts Xion in it. She closes the door, locks it, puts a lock over the knob that has a place for the lock, and puts in a code to ensure safety. For extra safety, the authoress took out a remote and pushes a button, forming a bigger box over the box Xion is in. Then she quickly chains it up and puts in a different code, which made the box rocket itself out of the studio and to who-knows-where.
"Safe at last..." Pass out.
"She's going to die," Chopper said.
"Aye. Not even magic or devil fruits can save her now once Xion finds her," Happy agreed.
"Well, I see that my part here is done," the other writer said.
"You're leaving already?"
"There isn't much to do here, don't you think?"
"Now that you mentioned it, you're the only one who sent us a dare, so I guess that is all," the animal hybrid pointed out.
"I wish I can stay longer though. Well, maybe next time."
"Okay. See you later," Happy waved.
"Maybe we'll get more reviews or PM's next time," Chopper hoped.
"Later~" the writer saluted, taking her leave.
"... So now what?" the blue cat asked.
"Don't know. Oh, by the way, kingdom cure was thinking about changing her nickname here," the young doctor informed.
"Really? Into what?"
"Don't know. She was about to tell me, but then Xion-nee came and..."
"Ahh... I feel sorry for her again. You think she's changing her name in hope that Xion would stop her attempt to kill her?"
"Probably. Anyway, to those who are reading this. As you can see, we are currently lacking questions and dares. Kingdom cure would love it if you send in some requests."
"Even though there will be some people who may kill her for agreeing to do those requests."
"I am now questioning who will be scarier; Xion-nee or Nami. Or maybe Zoro." Chopper and Happy shuddered at the thought. "Anyway..."
"Please send in more requests~" the two animals waved.
