I have this headcanon that Charle, Happy, and Lector have this Lyon/Juvia/Grey thing going on, where Charle is Grey, Lector is Lyon, and Happy is Juvia. And Pantherlily and Frosch are the rest of the innocents in Juvia's love decagons. No one will convince me otherwise. Takes place between Tartaros and Grand Magic Games.

Surprisingly enough, the Fairy Tail Exceeds had grown to like Lector and Frosch quite a bit, especially after that first meeting with Happy in Crocus. The two Exceeds had picked up the changes of the rest of Sabertooth, and had no plans of giving Happy a hard time anymore. There was one problem, however. And that was that Lector, just like Happy, had fallen madly in love with Charle, who, also like Happy, spent much of her time thoroughly rejecting his advances.

Seriously, those two were such idiots sometimes. Of course, the fact that they spent much of their time around Natsu and Sting could have had something to do with it.

"Charle! What a lovely day it is to see you! And may I add that that beautiful dress perfectly compliments your stunn- OW!"

Happy had hit him with a paw.

"Hey! You can't just flirt with Charle like that!"

"Oh really? Says who?"

Pantherlily and female cat in question rolled their eyes. They were sitting on top of a roof, which was where they had run into each other. The only other male cat (no one was quite sure what Frosch was) was quite lucky, in his opinion, to not have been dragged into it yet.

"They're clueless." "Agreed." "Fro thinks so too!"

The two arguing Exceeds sprang apart, glaring at each other.

"There's only one way to settle this."

"If Charle won't give us a clear answer-"

"Then Wendy-san and Natsu-san and Sting-kun will!"

And with that, both had taken off, flying at top speed towards Fairy Tail. The other three looked at each other. Charle sighed. "We might as well follow them. I don't want them pestering Wendy."

"One of these days, we're going to have to take Frosch and Lector to the Exceed Village. Then maybe Lector will stop hitting on you."

"And Happy."

"We all know you don't mind his affections."

"Fro thinks so too!"

AT THE FAIRY TAIL GUILD HALL

"Natsu! Wendy!"

"Sting-kun!"

Conveniently enough, all of the requested mages were sitting at the bar.

"We have a serious problem!"

"Charle won't tell us who she likes!"

Wendy started to laugh a little. "You two are so silly. You're always fighting about that, and you never just ask her."

Natsu and Sting were too busy cackling uproariously to answer. Wendy shook her head, and turned back to the two Exceeds. "It's funny. You almost remind me of someone. But I can't figure out who."

Natsu finished laughing and turned a critical eye on both. "Yeah, I get that too. Who could it be?"

IN ANOTHER TOWN, THE HOME OF LAMIA SCALE

"Juvia, darling, there's a lovely restaurant in town, if you would like to get away from this stripper for a while."

"NO! JUVIA WILL REMAIN FAITHFUL TO GREY-SAMA!"

"Oi, Lyon! You can't just take my guildmate like that!"

"Well, you don't seem to be dating her!"

"Dating Grey-sama? Juvia might faint!"

"Who said anything about dating!? AND YOU JUST STRIPPED TOO!"

"NOO! Grey-sama doesn't want to date Juvia!"

"How dare you upset my beloved?!"

"Shut up, Lyon. Before I kill you."

BACK IN MAGNOLIA TOWN

"Yeah, can't imagine who."

Eh, that definitely wasn't my best work. However, I still hope you enjoyed it! As always, broship recommendations are appreciated in the reviews. I have a couple in mind, but I'm always looking for unexpected ideas. Sayonara!