I have FIVE tests tomorrow. FIVE TESTS. So, naturally, I'm writing fanfiction.

I received a request for Cobra and Jellal. I wasn't sure what to write, but I came up with this. Short and sweet, eh?

I'm sure you can guess who's talking on each line. Takes place anytime you want after Tartaros.

"Jellal?"

"If this is about Meredy, I don't want to hear it."

"It's not about Meredy."

"Oh really?"

"It's about her thoughts (that still counts as being about Meredy, Cobra!). Like, what kinds of books has she been reading? More importantly, just how much candy did Angel buy her when they went to 'investigate' in town?"

"It can't be that bad."

"I'd tell you how bad it is, but we're within twenty-seven miles of children. And I'd say it was Ultear's fault, but we're within twenty-seven miles of Meredy."

"Oh."

"Well, I can't really do anything. It's your magic."

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"It involves you and Erza."

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"I'll be right back."

Imagine if Cobra was forced to hang around Fairy Tail shipping fangirls for a day. What do you think would happen to him?

As per usual, reviews are welcome, and requests for the next chapter are always appreciated! Sayonara! (I can't believe how many tries it took me to spell that right.)