This is yesterday's chapter, which I forgot to upload. I tend to do things like that, so if there's ever not a chapter and I don't say anything in the previous one about it, there will probably be two chapters the next day.
I've had this in my head for a while, but it was just little bits and pieces. A lot of people forget just how much damage and chaos Wendy could probably cause if she wanted to. The girl's nothing if not weak. She could be a mini-Natsu too.(there's your idea for the day, all you Rowen shippers).
I would appreciate it if you read the first four lines of this in the narrator of Fairy Tail's voice. I believe it enriches the experience.
Takes place between GMG and Tartaros arcs.
It was a lovely day in the town of Magnolia, where Fairy Tail lies. The sun was out, the birds were chirping, and everything seemed perfect. It couldn't get any nicer.
But, little did they know, that terror and fear that would soon envelope the strongest guild in Fiore…...
In the guild hall…..
"I'm so hot!"
"Don't you DARE take your clothes off!"
"Strawberry cake is the great-est, strawberry cake is the be-est!"
"Back away, Erza has cake! And she's singing!"
"Happy, if you drop a fish on me one more time, so help me…."
"NATSU! Lucy's trying to eat me!"
"Stupid ca- NATSU BURNED MY CLOTHES OFF!"
"Natsu is MAN! Ow! What was that for!"
"Stop saying man! Or I'll slap you again!"
"Hey Natsu! Get over here and fight me! You started this!"
"GAJEEEEEEEEEL! YOU DESTROYED MY BOOK!"
"I'LL HELP YOU AVENGE IT, LEVY!"
"We'll help too, Levy-chan!"
It was a typical day in Fairy Tail, which meant ninety-seven percent of the guild was locked in a brawl, and the other three percent was, well, Wendy. (And Charle too, technically.)
"They're really going all out this time, aren't they?" inquired the Exceed, in a slightly exasperated voice.
"Yeah, even Lucy and Levy got caught up in it! And I think Kinana just punched Macao for hitting on her!" agreed Wendy, giggling. It was always fun, watching the brawls. And everyone always came to her for healing afterward, which meant getting lots and lots of cookies. She wasn't completely innocent (and that was probably Cana's fault).
"Well, I'm just glad you're sensible enough to stay out of all this useless fighting. Honestly, it's ridiculous. It's not like they're accomplishing anything useful, besides making the master do more paperwork."
"But that's not helpful." Wendy pointed out, slightly confused.
"Exactly my point." Charle replied, sounding considerably more vexed now.
However, sensibility did not help Wendy…
…..when a chair flew out of nowhere and smacked Charle, directly in the head.
She fell off the table with a loud shriek, and cast an indignant look in the brawl's direction.
But that was nothing compared to the dark aura that surrounded the Sky Dragonslayer, as she slowly stood up, her face shadowed and voice trembling.
"Charle was just innocently, innocently sitting, not interfering with your stupid, pointless fight, and you went and hit her. With. A. Chair.(at this point, the brawl slowed down, people turning around to look at Wendy) I can stand if you hit me, but I will not, will NOT, WILL NOT, STAND FOR YOU. ATTACKING. CHARLE!"
And with that last word, Wendy launched a terrifying large column of air right through the middle of the remains of the fight, her eyes shooting sparks of Laxus-like proportions.
"AND YOU DESTROYED MY COOKIES! YOU ARE ALL GOING TO PAY!"
'Pay' was drawn out as Wendy knocked Natsu and Gajeel to the side and clonked Lucy and Levy's heads together at the same time. She then proceeded to whirlwind through the Strauss siblings, sent Max, Pantherlily, and Freed flying through the roof, and a Wing Attack dropped a table on Evergreen, whose fan all but punched Freed in the face. Juvia and Laki were the next victims, and then Wakaba and Romeo were knocked out by chairs with minds of their own. Her anger was great, and her rampage seemed unstoppable.
"RAAAAAAAAARRRRR!"
It was like she was a roaring dragon, raining punishment on all of them. Everyone was too surprised by Wendy's sudden and apparent descent into madness to do anything against her, and she had even sent ERZA bowling into a wall by the time Alzack and Bisca's parenting instincts kicked in.
Rule 143 of parenting- When a very powerful wizard child is throwing a temper tantrum and is honestly perfectly justified in it, give them cookies. LOTS of cookies.
Thank God Jet had speed magic, and with a little coverage he was able to escape and nearly teleport to the bakery. The baker saw his panicked expression, the chaos at the guildhall, and his plea for sugar cookies, and said he'd sent the bill to Fairy Tail. Also thank God this particular baker was Erza's favorite.
"Wendy! Wendy dearest! Look, sugar cookies! Jet brought them to replace your destroyed ones! And Bisca bandaged Charle up!"
Wendy's head snapped to look at them from the pile of guild members she was standing on, and she immediately jumped down, hugged them, grabbed a completely stunned Charle, and went back to one of the only undestroyed tables to enjoy her, in her eyes, well-deserved cookies.
Fairy Tail looked at each other. And then looked at the several unconscious people on the floor. And at the wrecked building.
"I think we can agree…." Lucy began in a terrified whisper….
"...To never, ever, ever again hurt Charle in front of Wendy." finished Grey.
"Or destroy her cookies." added Lisanna.
"That too."
Everyone better worship Alzack and Bisca from saving them from Wendy. Maybe it's not Cana's influence we better be worried about, but Natsu, Gajeel, and Grey's. They're the real problems.
That was honestly fun to write. I just love the idea of Wendy beating up everyone so much (is there something wrong with me?)
The invisible ninjas failed to slip any pairings into this one! thefourteenthdarkone: 1, invisible ninjas:...still seven. Dang it.
Reviews are lovely, and recommendations for the next broships are very useful (I have a limited daily amount of creativity). Although do note that it could be a couple chapters before I get to your request, I have quite a few lined up. Sayonara!