Yes, I realise this is short, but it certainly packs a punch!


Sherlock Holmes is a total idiot.

There. I said it.

I've been reduced to yelling abuse through the mail slot in Su Lin Yao's door.

Jesus, he won't let me in!

"Anytime you want to include me…"

Silence.

I shake my head, and turn to face the street. "No, I'm Sherlock Holmes and I always work alone because no one else can compete with my massive intellect!"

I bellow the last two words into the mail slot.

Git.


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