Is anyone else asking what the [redacted] was up with Chapter 420? I mean, Natsu's right about the dark side.

I MEAN, CHARLE. I THINK WE ARE ALL ASKING THAT QUESTION.

Anyway.

This was a request that I am finally getting to. It will probably be short. Cobra needs to stop hanging around Fairy Tail…

"Lucy?"

Lucy was sitting in the woods, a little while outside Magnolia. Someone had given Juvia a love potion, she had used it wrong, and now no less than seventeen boys, eight girls, and Frosch were madly in love with the water mage. Lucy had needed a break. Considering who was talking to her and how unlikely a conversation between the two was, it looked like she wasn't going to get one.

"You don't generally make a habit of talking to me, Cobra."

"I had to ask you a question."

She sighed. Joy. "Fire away."

"How do you function?"

The blonde looked at the Dragonslayer standing next to her in total confusion.

"...What?"

"Your mind has so many twisted pathways and labyrinths and walls and whatnot that it gives me headaches just listening to the surface of your mind, not to mention any deeper. How does your brain sort that out from the commands to move and talk and all that?"

There were several things Lucy could have said, including the twelve about how he shouldn't be listening to any of her deeper thoughts.

She decided on, "Because."

"Because what?"

"I'm a girl."

And then she walked off, leaving Cobra even more confused then before.

Cobra isn't going to get any answers, is he? He should be used to it, though. He hangs around Meredy. Give me reviews, put the request in the reviews, and sayonara.