The Land of Broships

by thefourteenthdarkone

A series of oneshots exploring the adventures of the various guilds in Fiore! This will be mostly focusing on the friendships between characters, but there will definitely be mentions of various pairings. Spoilers for all abound, so be wary! Ch35- Gray consulted Lucy on the matter of a gift for Juvia. He should have expected being dragged around the mall for seven hours.

9. Warren and Cobra

This was something that arose from last chapter and a PM conversation with Dragon'sHost. Lucy and mind readers just don't mix.

The two sat next to each other, watching the usual Fairy Tail madness, especially the blonde currently kicking Cana into a wall. Apparently, the woman had been spiking Lucy's drink, and as a result Lucy had nearly kissed Grey. Juvia was being physically restrained.

As Lucy began to shout, both winced.

"And I though Meredy had a weird mind."

"Lucy's an enigma."

"How do you stand being in the guild with her around?"

"I don't. I went crazy a long time ago."

"Oh no. Natsu's talking to her."

"Here we go ag- HAPPY AND MIRAJANE RUN."

And with that, both Cobra and Warren shot out of the guild doors to go find some very strong alcohol. It was going to most certainly be necessary.

You know, I'm not sure being able to always read people's minds would be such a good thing. Especially if you lived in the Fairy Tail world, were the best of people have stripping problems. Sayonara!