Giratina: Franticfannatic does NOT own pokemon at all despite how awesome it is.
Arceus: And welcome back to another exciting new episode of Pokepowers. On today's episode, our heroes receive a call from Misty, Discover new powers and above all, knocking a punching bag all the way to Unova.
Giratina: Again boss?
Arceus: Again what?
Dialga: Again with the narrating.
Arceus: Well someone needs to do it.
Palkia: Yeah!
Arceus: See, Pal agrees with me.
Giratina & Dialga: Palkia agrees with everyone!
Palkia: Yeah!
Dialga: Next time at least let somebody else narrate for once so the viewers don't get bored of you.
Arceus: Oh, you think I'm boring, Dialga? Maybe the viewers would like to see a certain legendary pokemon a time's baby pictures on facebook.
Dialga: Oh Magicarp please no!
Giratina: …Boss has a facebook?
Palkia: Yeah!
"Ahhhh~" Gold breathed as he plopped down yet again on the oversized sofa the took up around half the living room, "Beach house, sweet beach house~"
If you looked around, you'd see all the dexholders, other than Gold, engaged in their own activities. Green and Silver, though they despised each other, were watching the news on the giant flat screen television, Blue was talking to Yellow about her 'Red' problems and Crystal was pouring drinks for everyone.
Red was busy throwing away all the bug repellent in the house so that Emerald, who was playing chess with the most impatient Pearl, could live peacefully. Platinum was giving Pearl hints on what to next while Diamond was watching while eating popcorn. Ruby was sewing a who-knows-what while Sapphire was wearing boxing gloves getting ready to take a swing at the punching bag the hung right in front of her.
'Smash' Everyone heard, then the sound of Sapphire laughing nervously. She had just punched the bag through the wall to who-knows-where.
Suddenly, the man on the T.V. said, "Attention, this is yet again breaking news. It appears a punching bag has knocked a man off the Sky Arrow Bridge in Unova just a few seconds ago. No one knows where it came from except for the hint of initials written on it, S.B."
Everyone glared at Sapphire for killing a man in another region while she just shuddered and looked through the hole she had created in wall mere seconds ago.
"Think Ruby could sew this up?" She asked jokingly, yet also hopefully.
Ruby turned to look at her, "Sapph… that is cement, this is fabric, see the difference?" He asked holding up his piece of cloth which was beginning to look like a hat.
Everyone in the room, except Green and Silver, laughed. But also, just then the phone rang. Red picked it up.
"Hello?" He answered tapping his on the ground.
"Red! It's good to hear your voice!" The women on the other line spoke, seemingly excited, "How are you?"
"Misty?" Red asked then replied, "I'm just fine, so how your gym?"
"Fine, but someone tried to rob it today." She told him.
"Whaaa! Noooo!" Red said, badly acting to cover up so she didn't know the ones who saved her gym was him and his friends, "Is it okay?"
"Yes! Some group of super powered kids came and saved it!" She exclaimed, "They call themselves the dexdefenders!"
Red shook his head, again badly acting, "What? No there are no such thing as super heroes…"
As If on cue the man on the T.V. said, "Today a group of super powered kids came and saved the cerulean city gym. They call themselves the Dexdefenders. So for those of you who don't think super heroes are real, you've just been proved wrong!"
Red gulped, "Uhh, well."
"You know what, the Captain Dragon guy was kinda cute…" Misty mused giggling a few times.
"I'm sure he'd not a good-looking as you make him sound…" Red again lied, knowing that he was one of the most attractive dexholders.
Once again on cue, "This just in, Captain Dragon is kinda cute…"
Red blinked, "You gotta be kidding me…"
"Talk to you later Red, bye." And with that she hung up, leaving Red confused out of his mind.
There was silence for a few minutes. Everyone exchanged glances before finally, Blue got up and walked over to him. She poked him in the side and he fell over in the same position he has been standing in for the past ten minutes.
"Is he gonna be okay?" Sapphire asked.
Blue just shrugged and went back to talking with Yellow. Everyone continued with their normal activities for the day, that is until…
6:30 PM, just outside the bathroom…
"!"
The living room…
"!" Everyone heard the loud shriek that came from the bathroom.
"There's trouble afoot… again!" Gold shouted raising one finger like a super hero should, somehow magically already dressed in his costume, his cape blowing back despite the lack of wind.
Green stood up, "In our bathroom?"
Gold blinked, "Good point… no matter, we should still answer the call at any means!"
He ran up the stairs, followed by the sound of crashing and another high pitched girly scream, then some dog barks, "Okay, where'd we get the schnauzers from?"
The dexholders looked confused then Yellow asked, "What's a schnauzer?"
"Should we follow him?" Pearl asked thinking about what could have possibly happened in their own toilet room.
"…Probably." Platinum answered cocking her head to one side.
Pearl stood up, also magically dressed and his cape flying back, "Alright, to the Urination Station!"
Everything went swirly and a toilet popped up. It disappeared quickly but also when it was gone, everyone was somehow transported to the bathroom door all dressed in their costumes. There was some confusion until Sapphire kicked the door down (more like across the region) to reveal Blue, covering herself with the shower curtains and Dia who was asleep on the floor.
"…"
Pearl took out his mighty fan of death and comedy and smacked his friend across the face with it, successfully waking him up.
"Owww!" Diamond moaned, "Huh, how'd I get in the bathroom?"
Blue spoke up slapping Gold away and accepting the towel Silver handed her, "You sank through the floor! And intruded my personal bath!"
Pearl looked at him, "Dia… maybe you should sleep in another room tonight…!"
And out of anger, Blue splashed him with water.
Giratina: Ummm… Hi, the boss is a little busy with something right now so he can't really end the show for you tonight, so um yeah… Pal would you like to say something?
Palkia: Yeah!
Giratina: Go ahead then.
Palkia: Yeah!
Giratina: …
Somewhere else…
Dialga: Oh no boss you better not do that!
Arceus: Stop chasing me, I need to end the show!
Dialga: I'll get this on film and post it on my Youtube account!
Arceus: No you wouldn't!
Dialga: Try me!
Arceus: I'd love to!
Dialga: So I guess neither of us with post them!
Arceus: Yeah I guess you're right!
Dialga: (Thank all Magicarp I'm a genius…)
I hope ya'll liked this chapter! review please or else I'll get Crystal to freeze you people!
