The Land of Broships

by thefourteenthdarkone

A series of oneshots exploring the adventures of the various guilds in Fiore! This will be mostly focusing on the friendships between characters, but there will definitely be mentions of various pairings. Spoilers for all abound, so be wary! Ch35- Gray consulted Lucy on the matter of a gift for Juvia. He should have expected being dragged around the mall for seven hours.

13. Rufus, Freed, and Mard Geer

I asked TheLibraryWitch for a challenge, and did they deliver. Luckily, I was feeling slightly insane today, and therefore arose this.

Set after everyone has died. And yes, that was the only setting I could think where this would happen.

IN LIMBO

Three men sat in a circle in a desolate landscape. It was quiet, with not a soul to be found. Quite literally, as there were only souls here. There was the occasional rock dotting the horizon, but mostly there was only the three men and the stone benches they sat on.

Their faces portrayed a strange mix of sadness and acceptance. Besides their expressions, they were very different. One was green-haired, with a sword hanging by his side. One was blonde, with a fantastically in-style hat. The last had black hair, and radiated an air of evil, though less pronounced than it would have been had he been alive. Silence continued to reign in the area, a soft wind whistling through the grey-green grass, rustling it around their feet.

A red-haired woman appeared on the scene in a flash tinged with gold, seemingly out of nowhere, though none of the men seemed to care. She had quite revealing armor on (could it even be called armor?) and held a sword, much bigger than the green-haired man's, in her right hand. As she walked over, the one with the hat looked up.

"Banished from heaven?"

"Yep."

"Too fabulous hair?" was the apparently expected question, as the woman did not seemed surprised.

"They couldn't handle it." came the reply.

The man with black hair patted the fourth bench, the one next to him, while the other two exchanged sympathetic looks.

"Don't worry. We're all in the same boat."

And so she sat, and the breeze was once more the only sound.

This sounds like it's trying to be deep and angsty, but really it's just ridiculous. Of course, in a story about people being banished for fabulous hair, Erza Knightwalker was going to make an appearance. Her pre-Ch. 187 hair was beautiful.

I've noticed that these tend to be short. They always seem so much shorter when you look at the word count. Anyone else noticed that?

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