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Mirajane breaks the fourth wall. That is a very, very bad thing.
Special Operative Wendy slipped into the shipping base beneath the guildhall to find Mirajane screaming. (Meredy was out of town with her guild. She said something about hunting unicorns, tea parties, and Jellal looked pained. Wendy didn't bother asking.)
"Mira! What's wrong!?"
Mirajane pointed in horror to the screen, gasping for breath. "It's awful! Look at this!"
Up on the screen was a story, that seemed to be about….."Kagurza?"
"Apparently Kagura and Erza went out on a date! And Jellal didn't have any comments! What's wrong!? What's happening!? Have I been wrong all this time!?"
Wendy looked at the web address and sighed. "Miraja-"
She was cut off, as Mira had resumed shrieking.
"And what is this!? Lucy's going out with Rogue!? No! That can't be! And Sting is DEFINITELY not dating Lisanna. I would know. And he'd be dead. And she's not dating Bixlow either! They've barely even talked!"
Wendy tried to take the Take-Over mage's hand off the keyboard, but Mira was too lost in despair to notice.
"I know, Wendy, I know, this is going to be hard to- WHAT!? LUCY'S CHEATING ON ROGUE WITH FLARE, LAXUS IS COMPETING FOR FLARE'S LOVE, AND NATSU ASKED JUVIA OUT!? ROMANTICALLY?!"
"Mirajane! Look at thi-"
She was once more cut off as the eldest Strauss pointed a shaking finger at the screen. "I was convinced my brother liked Evergreen. Convinced! Beyond all. Possible. DOUBT. So how, how, how is he currently courting LUCY?! HOW MANY PEOPLE IS LUCY DATING!? Even Hibiki, Lyon, Levy, and [omitted] MINERVA ARE ON THERE! Wait, no! Levy was supposed to date Gajeel! MEREDY DOESN'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND, AND IT'S CERTAINLY NOT ROGUE!"
She began to sob hysterically. "I've been missing all the signs! So has Happy. We're awful excuses for shi-i-i-pe-e-e-ers," before putting her head down on the keyboard. And accidentally typing in Grey's name. As she lifted her head up, she looked at the screen.
Wendy was never getting out of here. The scream Mirajane released was heard all the way in the Principality of Veronica.
"NONONONONONONONONONO. NO. NO. How. Is. This. Possible!?"
She looked at Wendy, her eyes wide, terrified, and full of panic.
"It can't be. It can't. You know what can't be? Do you know?"
Wendy decided she might as well oblige her. "What?"
"GREY IS CURRENTLY DATING LUCY, ERZA, ULTEAR, MEREDY, YUKINO, LYON, JUVIA, NATSU, CHELIA AND SHERRY, CANA, LEVY, ANGEL, LISANNA, HIBIKI, DAPHNE, KAGURA, AND LOKE!"
Wendy looked at the screen.
"And both Sugarboys," she helpfully pointed out.
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Mirajane fell over in a dead faint.
UPSTAIRS, IN THE FAIRY TAIL GUILD HALL
Juvia, who had been talking to Lucy, suddenly sat straight up, her eyes twitching.
"Juvia….." Lucy asked slowly, no doubt wondering what had startled the water mage.
Juvia sniffed the air, and listened for a second.
"Juvia senses love rivals! Juvia must protect Grey-sama!"
The Fairy Tail guild all, in unison, turned their heads and said, "Grey, run."
Poor Wendy. Poor Grey. Poor the entire Fairy Tail universe, after Mirajane(without listening to Wendy) runs up the stairs to interrogate everyone. She's determined enough that she not only drags several members of Lamia Scale, Blue Pegasus, Sabertooth, and Mermaid Heel to Fairy Tail to question, she tracks down Crime Sorciere, breaks Daphne out of prison, and literally threatens Edo-Sugarboy out of his dimension. Talk about dedication.
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