Aaaaand yet another request! It's funny, because I was going to do this even if someone didn't request it. I mean, does anyone else find it hilarious that the Twin Dragons and Wendy were born in the SAME YEAR?

Wendy had decided to take on a job by herself. Lucy was shopping with Yukino and Lisanna, Natsu and Happy were very busy fishing, and Grey had been "coerced" into doing a job with Juvia(because everyone knew he didn't mind at all). Even Charle wasn't with her, as Happy had begged and begged for her to come fishing with them, and Wendy had told her she would be perfectly fine on her own.

She was beginning to regret that statement, as the one bandit she had been assigned to catch had somehow multiplied into twenty.

"Sky Dragon's ROARRRRRR!"

And for every one she knocked out, two seemed to take it's place. "The Hydra" was a very appropriate name. And not only was that a problem, but she was causing as much destruction as Natsu. Well, maybe not quite as much. It was lucky that she was the Sky Dragonslayer. She had an unlimited amount of air. Of course, she did not have an unlimited amount of endurance. And that was the main obstacle at the moment. Maybe she should manipulate Gajeel into helping her train. Or Laxus….

Her train of thought was cut off as one of the bandits kicked her legs out from under her. She was thrown into a wall, and her dress caught on a hook, allowing another bandit to blast her(and the wall) very painfully into the air.

Barely managing to pick herself up, she surveyed the situation. There were more of them every second. That had NOT been in the job flyer. She and the mayor were going to have words about this. Or not. Wendy wasn't very good at negotiating. Or being assertive. Of course, first she would have to get out of this. It seemed quite hopeless at the moment.

Thank Mavis for insane Dragonslayer hearing.

The Twin Dragons burst on to the scene, quickly taking out several of the extremely surprised bandits. Seeing the two reputable mages and remembering what trouble they had been having with the twelve-year-old, Hydra fled. Far, far, away.

TWENTY OR SO MINUTES LATER

"Thank you so, so, so much!" Wendy exclaimed, looking at the jewels she held.

Sting, Rogue and their Exceeds had helped Wendy up, and then "helped" her convince the mayor that he was not allowed to charge Fairy Tail for the damages or take the money out of Wendy's reward, since he had given false information. (Really, they let Wendy do all the negotiating, and just stood there giving the mayor dark glares. Frosch and Lector did their best ones, too.)

They then offered to take Wendy to the little bakery for cookies. The blue-haired girl had tried to refuse, but Wendy couldn't resist the call of cookies. She was currently enjoying her third(and was now actually happy Charle hadn't come along. Charle wouldn't let her have more than two.)

"Say, Sting-sama?" she asked, looking at the blonde Dragonslayer. He gestured for her to go on. "How come you're on a job? Aren't you the guild master of Sabertooth?"

Sting waved a dismissive hand. "It's Rogue's job. We were coming back from it. I can't bring myself to stay in the guild all the time. So Lector and I tagged along. Speaking of which, where's Charle?"

Lector nodded. "I had been looking forward to seeing that lovely Exceed again."(Sting and Rogue rolled their eyes.)

"Happy convinced her to go fishing with him and Natsu(Lector looked murderous). I said I could do this on my own, and she should go enjoy herself," she rubbed her head sheepishly, "evidently I was wrong."

"It's not your fault," Rogue told her reassuringly(or as reassuringly as Rogue could get). "You didn't have all the information."

"I know, I know. It's just….Natsu or Gajeel or Laxus or either of you could have taken care of it really easily. I'm the weakest Dragonslayer." she sighed.

"Hey, cheer up," Sting told her. Lector nodded. "You're probably the one of the strongest mages in your age group, if not the strongest. We've all had years to train on you, that's the only reason you aren't as strong. I mean, you held off a dragon all on your own at the Grand Magic Games. Don't feel bad." Wendy considerably brightened at that. Rogue, however looked deep in thought.

"And you know, you're only the youngest Dragonslayer because of the timeskip. If Acnologia hadn't attacked the island, we would be the same age you are." The five stared at each other as that sunk in.

"Wow." Wendy finally said.

"That's an awfully strange thought." Sting and Lector said in unison.

"Fro thinks so too!"

LATER THAT DAY, IN THE FAIRY HILLS BATH

"...and then Rogue pointed out that we'd be the same age if not for Acnologia and Fairy Sphere! Isn't that a weird thought?"

The rest of the girls looked at each other. Finally, Lucy walked over and patted her on the head sorrowfully.

"I am so, so sorry."

Wendy was very confused. "What?"

"You could have been dating Sting." Kinana said flatly.

Wendy was still very, very confused, as Charle tried to scratch Kinana and Lucy's eyes out, splashing hot water all over Erza, who freaked, requipped, and sent swords flying all over the place, which caused Evergreen's glasses to fall off and turn Levy to stone, which caused Lucy to shriek, which scared everyone out of their wits and made the three boys attempting to peek fall off the wall with a resounding CRASH, and made Juvia send boiling water over everyone, which made Erza throw more swords, and…...you get the idea.

That was fun to write. Poor Lector will never earn Charle's love. Frosch attempting to do a death glare would be hilariously adorable. And we should all feel sorry for Wendy.

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Sayonara!