Turns out, it was Ein ni Touko who requested Cobra/Zancrow. And Chartruese requested this one. I get to write more Crime Sorciere!
"Why do I have to come?" Jellal inquired of his pink-haired guildmate, as she dragged him through the sidestreets of Magnolia.
"We are near Magnolia. I want to see Juvia. You want to see Erza. Therefore, you are coming."
"I never said I wan-"
"You know you want to." sang the Maguilty Sense mage, as she caught sight of a blue-haired woman and broke into a run. "Besides, you won't let me go anywhere by myself-"
"For a good reason, the last time you bought three bags of sugar, ate them all, and shrieked "Everything Is Awesome" for six hours straight!"
"-and Angel went to see Yukino and Cobra vanished(probably to wherever he and Kinana agreed to meet, wish I had special telepathy or whatever), and Racer, Midnight, and Hoteye were in the middle of Go Fish. So you were the only option." Meredy continued, as if he had not said anything, which was what she usually did.
"I have this sneaking suspicion you planned it that way." Meredy chose to ignore him, in favor of tackling Juvia, and by extension, Grey.
"Oh! Meredy! what are you do- JUVIA IS SITTING ON GREY-SAMA JUVIA IS SO SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE JUVIA….."
While Juvia wailed in the background and Meredy patted her head and screamed at Grey to "come and comfort her or I'll rip your throat out", Grey decided to go talk to the sane member of the two.
"So what are you two doing here?"
"We were near Magnolia and Meredy decided that a visit was necessary. I was dragged along."
"Why you?"
"She insisted."
"Why?"
Jellal looked at Grey a little closer. Was he…..smirking? Oh, no. Oh, no no no no.
"What did Meredy tell you?"
"Noth-"
Jellal raised a threatening finger and the air began to swirl forebodingly around the Ice-Make mage. "Ok, ok! She's apparently convinced that you and Erza are the 'ultimate couple, meant to be together but kept apart because JELLAL IS A [deleted] IDIOT.' And she enjoys explaining why."
"Please tell me she said nothing about a beach."
"She said everything about a beach."
Jellal suddenly looked nervous.
"And Mirajane..uh...may or may not have been...within...earshot."
Now Jellal looked even more nervous.
"And….Erza."
The Heavenly Body mage stared at Grey for a good twenty seconds. He then proceeded to grab Meredy off of Juvia and stalk off, the pink-haired girl (who had heard every second of the conversation) wailing, "I'm just trying to help you don't even appreciate my efforts it's not making your life harder well that's just 'cause you're too idiotic to do it yourself NO NOT SEMA ANYTHING BUT THAT NO NOT THE CANDY NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
The two Fairy Tail wizards looked at each other, and then decided to go warn Happy and tell him to never, ever, mention the beach, anywhere.
Sema is a very scary thing. Especially when candy is at the center of the blast and you're Meredy. Happy, keep your mouth shut, or the fish is next.
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Sayonara!